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Old 04-28-2005, 11:51 AM  
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Utilization of midgets in the NFL
wonder why teams don't try to utilize midgets to give them a leg, errr stump up over other teams. Think about it.

In short yardage situations, you could hut the ball, hand off to the midget then get one of your strongest guys to line up as a FB and toss the little focker over the goalline.


Or, defending FGs. You could again take your strongest guy, and throw the little feller up in the air to try and block the kick as it goes in the air.

I'm sure there are other utilizations, but I wonder why no one has thought of this.
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Old 04-28-2005, 11:53 AM   #2
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The FG idea is definitely against the rules.
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Old 04-28-2005, 11:53 AM   #3
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1. No player on offense may assist a runner except by blocking for him. There shall be no interlocking interference.

Obviously, they turn a blind eye to pulling and pushing, but tossing is a little blatant.
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Old 04-28-2005, 11:57 AM   #5
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wonder why teams don't try to utilize midgets to give them a leg, errr stump up over other teams. Think about it.

In short yardage situations, you could hut the ball, hand off to the midget then get one of your strongest guys to line up as a FB and toss the little focker over the goalline.


Or, defending FGs. You could again take your strongest guy, and throw the little feller up in the air to try and block the kick as it goes in the air.

I'm sure there are other utilizations, but I wonder why no one has thought of this.
whole new meaning to midget tossing
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I cant wait till we run a sweep, and Will knocks one of those midget corners over into the mountains.
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The NFL needs a rule change... to see Boomer and Kendrel hurling midgets at the QB over the line.. thats damn good TV!!

Or watch as Willie Roaf grabs the midget in the backfield and starts a hammer-throw spin.. then launches the little dude 30yards downfield while the rest of the line blocks for him.... thats freaking sweet!
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