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Old 10-05-2015, 01:53 PM  
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Teaching a 15 year old to drive...

We just made it out of the driveway and no more than 200 yards down the road before I had to stop and drive home. In that 200 yards my daughter almost hit a parked car and almost went into someone's yard. To be fair the only thing I have for her to learn in is a nice F150 that Ive put some money into making fast but holy shit I dont think I can do that again. I think it also scared her out of wanting to try again for awhile at least.
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Old 10-05-2015, 02:58 PM   #31
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@ the fact that you let a 15 year old's self-assessment of her driving skill determine that you let her have her first try on a public road.

And no. I pay people with your intellectual capability to cut it for me.
It was a neighborhood side street and she said she drove before and could do it. I quickly learned that was untrue. Now kindly go **** yourself.
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Old 10-05-2015, 02:59 PM   #32
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Honestly, I have difficulty watching that show. I get 5 minutes in, and I have to watch Archer on Netflix.
Or... Home Movies....

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Old 10-05-2015, 03:07 PM   #33
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It was a neighborhood side street and she said she drove before and could do it. I quickly learned that was untrue. Now kindly go **** yourself.
You believed a 15 year old girl's self-assessed driving skills.

Don't be pissed at me because you're gullible and/or stupid.
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Old 10-05-2015, 04:02 PM   #34
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You believed a 15 year old girl's self-assessed driving skills.

Don't be pissed at me because you're gullible and/or stupid.
Nothing bad happened, I'm not pissed for believing her but that doesn't make you any less of a prick.
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Old 10-05-2015, 04:07 PM   #35
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Dad's got her stroking hog cocks like nobody's business.

Getting her practice in before she goes to college for the real deal.

You're a worthless piece of shit Bastard on you best day ! Talking about somebodies daughter in that manner is despicable. I bet it makes you feel like a big man to be able to type those words just because your mom raised you to be a piece of shit !!!!!!
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Old 10-05-2015, 04:13 PM   #36
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Oh, so that was one of the times when the hog stroking bit wasn't absolutely hilarious?
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Old 10-05-2015, 04:17 PM   #37
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Oh, so that was one of the times when the hog stroking bit wasn't absolutely hilarious?

No
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Old 10-05-2015, 05:00 PM   #38
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I took my niece to her driving test. She used my wife's car due to its small size. She passed without a problem. She then proceeded to put it in drive when backing out of a spot in front of the highway patrol building. Almost shit myself.
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Old 10-05-2015, 05:03 PM   #39
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First time I ever got behind the wheel with my pops we headed down ks. Ave. and then I turned north in 18th st expressway. I looked back to merge and I looked back forward (pops did the exact same thing, looked back then forward) and the ****ing hood had come up on the truck.


Fun times.

Dad never worried about me driving again after that. He might have never driven a vehicle with me in it again
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Old 10-05-2015, 05:32 PM   #40
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I made kid one start on the farm with a 4wheel Kubota. All over the bean field for two days. Then in the parking lot. With my Dakota. I made her drive everywhere. Snow, rain, 4wd, 2wd, slam on the brakes, hit the gas in the snow. Summer of 14, I was in a cast and she drove me everywhere for 6 weeks.

She is a good driver and has her own car. I have not let her drive the new truck.
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Old 10-05-2015, 05:35 PM   #41
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Yeah big huge empty parking lot is the way to go for teaching how to drive. You can depict the parking lines as cars and practice basic maneuvering.
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Old 10-05-2015, 05:36 PM   #42
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There is no way a child should be learning to drive in a truck that large.

Get her in a mid size sedan.
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Old 10-05-2015, 06:04 PM   #43
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Once, Kid one was driving away in the parking lot. She yelled "There goes my baby, and my daughter!"
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