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Superturtle 6 13.95%
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Old 07-13-2018, 09:29 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 21 - Superturtle versus Renegade

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - An operating room with angry scalpel-wielding doctors and nurses all screaming at you to leave
Starting Distance - 20 feet

Superturtle

Main Weapon - Baseball Bat
Backup Weapon - Hedge Clippers

Prep Time - 6 Minutes
Special Factors - A jaded prostitute who believes you owe her money will be released into the arena 60 seconds into the match. She has a baseball bat.

Renegade

Main Weapon - Net and trident
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 13 Minutes
Special Factors - None
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Old 07-13-2018, 11:54 AM   #16
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Don't underestimate the baseball bat. Throw the hedge clippers at him or throw them in the trash, they are worthless. The trident may have a little reach, but he can close and deflect. Maybe he takes a puncture wound in the arm or leg, but if he connects to the head with the bat it is game over. Just gotta get it from the whore. Or wait, the whore also has a baseball bat, or She has SuperTurtle's baseball bat?
There are two baseball bats in play. The whore's not going anywhere without her own baseball bat.
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Old 07-13-2018, 01:06 PM   #17
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Old 07-13-2018, 01:14 PM   #18
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I got ****ed.
You could counter the net with your hedge clippers, but the trident is a powerful weapon of the sea god.
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Old 07-13-2018, 01:23 PM   #19
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Old 07-13-2018, 02:28 PM   #20
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There are two baseball bats in play. The whore's not going anywhere without her own baseball bat.
So if Superturtle pays her the $5, she'll fight on his side. NEVER underestimate the powers of a prostitute with a baseball bat. Tables have turned. GO SUPERTURTLE!
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Old 07-13-2018, 02:48 PM   #21
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Renegades back up weapon pulls him through on this one
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Old 07-13-2018, 03:19 PM   #22
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Old 07-13-2018, 05:41 PM   #23
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Does renegade know how to use a trident? Cuz i am pretty sure superturtle knows how to use a bat.

But posting that he got ****ed doesn't say much for his fighting spirit.
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Old 07-13-2018, 05:49 PM   #24
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Superturtle retreats into his shell and wins after Renegade tires himself out.
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Old 07-13-2018, 05:51 PM   #25
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If he can remove the screw & nut from the hedge clippers. With a blade in each hand he can helicopter in for the kill
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:48 PM   #26
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Looks like Turtles match was on All Madden Blown the **** out
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:34 AM   #27
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The surgeons give it their best effort, but they can't save Superturtle. The trident wounds were too extensive and deep. Renegade moves on to Round 2.
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