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Old 03-19-2006, 12:05 PM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 05-11-2007, 11:21 AM   #256
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:43 PM   #257
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:53 PM   #258
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Old 05-11-2007, 10:51 PM   #259
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Because the software doesn't provide a way to limit the signature (like it does the avatar).
Hey Dole did it really take you six months to figure out the answer.
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Old 05-11-2007, 11:36 PM   #260
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Hey Dole did it really take you six months to figure out the answer.
No, but it took that long for Bob Dole to muster up enough energy to give a shit about answering.
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Old 05-12-2007, 05:07 PM   #261
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Why the hell do people have sigs anyways?? This isnt myspace dorks.
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Old 05-12-2007, 05:50 PM   #262
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Why the hell do people have sigs anyways?? This isnt myspace dorks.
Who the **** are you?
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Old 05-12-2007, 08:30 PM   #263
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wow ....... you mean Bob Dole once-a-month mod job of checking signatures is back already.
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Old 05-13-2007, 04:04 AM   #264
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wow ....... you mean Bob Dole once-a-month mod job of checking signatures is back already.
Yes, Waaaahz, it's that time again.
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Old 05-13-2007, 08:07 AM   #265
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Old 05-13-2007, 11:41 AM   #266
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Who the **** are you?
Who the **** are you?
Your sig is gay and unnessacery.
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Old 05-13-2007, 12:21 PM   #267
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Who the **** are you?
Your sig is gay and unnessacery.
Nice spelling dumbass.

You seem to have an obsession with "gay".

Who was he?

No need to be ashamed about a gay assignation.

Homosexuallity is socially accepted now.
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Old 05-13-2007, 05:13 PM   #268
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Nice spelling dumbass.

You seem to have an obsession with "gay".

Who was he?

No need to be ashamed about a gay assignation.

Homosexuallity is socially accepted now.

Relax Fruit Loops. I was only giving you a hard time. If you are a homosexual thats fine by me. I was basically just saying that sigs have little to no purpose. And yours' is a milkman with a bunch of superhereos...hence, its gay.
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Old 05-16-2007, 03:59 PM   #269
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Old 05-17-2007, 12:43 PM   #270
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Homosexuallity is socially accepted now.
Not in any of the social groups I hang out with. Your opinion regarding it's acceptance is just assumption on your part. I think what you meant is that homos are tolerated in today's society, but that is not fully true either.
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