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wazu 33 73.33%
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:28 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 25 - wazu versus MagicHef

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.


Venue - Aboard a nuclear submarine 1,000 feet below the surface in the middle of the Pacific ocean (no sailors on board - remotely piloted).
Starting Distance - 279 feet

wazu

Main Weapon - Baseball Bat
Backup Weapon - Bowie knife

Prep Time - 7 Minutes
Special Factors - None

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Main Weapon - Blow gun with 3 curare darts
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 10 Minutes
Special Factors - None
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:16 AM   #2
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:18 AM   #3
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Wazu and it isn't even close.
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:22 AM   #4
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I'd simply shoot him and then lock myself in a separate compartment. The curare would stop him from breathing within a few minutes, so as long as I can stay away for 5 minutes or so he'll be dead.
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:35 AM   #5
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My weapon requires me to hide and wait for wazu. Once I see him and shoot him, I would need to run or lock myself away somewhere. I think I could stay far enough away from a guy who is becoming paralyzed to keep from being stabbed to death.
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:37 AM   #6
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Weapons don't matter here. Wazu wins by default because Bronco fans are barely smart enough to breathe, let alone fight to the death.
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:39 AM   #7
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I need to know the length of the blowgun before I can make a decision. If MagicHef can hit him and stay away for 15 minutes the curare would take effect and he can beat wazu to death with his own bat or slit his throat
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:45 AM   #8
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I need to know the length of the blowgun before I can make a decision. If MagicHef can hit him and stay away for 15 minutes the curare would take effect and he can beat wazu to death with his own bat or slit his throat
Curare only takes a minute or two, not 15.
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:51 AM   #9
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Curare only takes a minute or two, not 15.
If you're injecting it intravenously that is correct. Inasmuch as it's highly unlikely that you'll hit a vein and it will be an intramuscular injection the time of onset would be 15-20 minutes.
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:13 PM   #10
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If you're injecting it intravenously that is correct. Inasmuch as it's highly unlikely that you'll hit a vein and it will be an intramuscular injection the time of onset would be 15-20 minutes.
Iíll only need a few seconds.
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Old 07-17-2018, 01:09 PM   #11
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Old 07-17-2018, 01:15 PM   #12
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Old 07-17-2018, 01:24 PM   #13
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Why would magighef have to pursue?

At 279 ft you take other routes and stay out of site lines. Get half way then hide in a cabin or section.

That knife or bat are way more important than a blowgun in this situation where it is not in the open.

If it were a baseball diamond maybe.
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Old 07-17-2018, 01:45 PM   #14
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The one thing that is certain is that no matter what, I will close the distance and stab MagicHef to death. Whether he can somehow hit me with a dart or not, that’s happening.

Now, add to that he realistically only gets one shot with a weapon he’s never used. I most likely come away completely unscathed.
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Old 07-17-2018, 02:07 PM   #15
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The one thing that is certain is that no matter what, I will close the distance and stab MagicHef to death. Whether he can somehow hit me with a dart or not, thatís happening.

Now, add to that he realistically only gets one shot with a weapon heís never used. I most likely come away completely unscathed.
Please. I was the spitwad champion in middle school.
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