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Old 07-11-2013, 09:44 PM  
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There is nothing complex to this concept.

I am your Dungeon Master for the endurance of this thread. I have three dices ("die"?) with six sides each. (Here.)

There's really only one rule in this thread: You tell me what you want to do.

I will determine how difficult your maneuver is, and roll the dice to see if you're successful.

There usually is some sort of plot or mission in D&D, but let's just keep this simple and appropriately stupid.

Feel free to run with this as creatively as you wish, however. Also, feel free not to.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:08 PM   #16
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:10 PM   #17
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:11 PM   #18
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:14 PM   #19
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:14 PM   #20
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I refuse to play d&d without polyhedral dice.
That's a 2 out of 20...

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You have successfully refused to play.

You elect instead to do something else.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:15 PM   #21
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:16 PM   #22
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:16 PM   #23
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i'd like to watch luv play a softball game to she if she got game.
Oh man. You'll have to be free tonight, and have been fortunate enough for luv to be on a softball team.

Hard to tell what the difficulty of this is. I'll put it at a square 12. The stars kinda need to align on this.

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You have successfully secured a comfortable seat on a bleacher in Springfield, just as luv is taking the field for a beer league softball game.

As it turns out, her game is modest. She's not exactly rapturing your attention, but then again she isn't shitting herself out there, either.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:17 PM   #24
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Avoiding syphilis in a back alley whorehouse is pretty difficult. Would probably require a 14 out of 20.

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Sorry, my friend.

The good news: you got some.

The bad news: Google "syphilis."

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Old 07-11-2013, 10:18 PM   #25
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Unfortunately, this is out of your (and thus my) control.

However, according to my latest roll of the dice, you have successfully wanted this to happen...
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:19 PM   #26
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You might. What kind of weapon do you desire? What kind of coin are you carrying?

Ah, **** it. Let's keep this simple.

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I was about to suggest SR.

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