Life My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore - Page 9

MTG#10 · 10-06-2010, 07:17 PM

When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

**Iowanian** · 10-07-2010, 09:49 AM

Maybe she's just ready to move on to something more interesting.

She told me the other day that she wants to have a couple of other dudes work her airtight while you film from the closet.

**luv** · 10-07-2010, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

I wonder what a divorce judge would say if you told him you are divorcing your wife because she doesn't give you head anymore? I would like to read about someone who has actually done that and just giving the truth. I would think that would be acceptable grounds for filing for divorce lol

I think that would just fall under irreconcilable differences.

MTG#10 · 10-07-2010, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

And even when they do it in porn they give the girls enemas first. Still gross. why give your GF shit breath?

Its not like I made her do it, or even suggested it. She went for it, what was I supposed to do? If you were ramming some chick in her glory hole and when you pulled out to drown her with your chowder would you pull back and tell her no if she tried to deep throat you?

**Donger** · 10-07-2010, 09:52 AM

Why any man would actually desire to put his penis in his woman's mouth after being in her butt is, thankfully, beyond my understanding.

**Donger** · 10-07-2010, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Its not like I made her do it, or even suggested it. She went for it, what was I supposed to do? If you were ramming some chick in her glory hole and when you pulled out to drown her with your chowder would you pull back and tell her no if she tried to deep throat you?

Yes, I would. I would then re-think whether or not I wanted to be with her at all.

**luv** · 10-07-2010, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Its not like I made her do it, or even suggested it. She went for it, what was I supposed to do? If you were ramming some chick in her glory hole and when you pulled out to drown her with your chowder would you pull back and tell her no if she tried to deep throat you?

I just want to thank you for taking away my title for posting TMI.

thecoffeeguy · 10-07-2010, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

And even when they do it in porn they give the girls enemas first. Still gross. why give your GF shit breath?

Pants · 10-07-2010, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Yes, I would. I would then re-think whether or not I wanted to be with her at all.

I would literally vomit all over her and the sheets and everything else that was around.

MTG#10 · 10-07-2010, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

I just want to thank you for taking away my title for posting TMI.

No problem, its what I do

**Iowanian** · 10-07-2010, 09:55 AM

I'll bet she gave him a muddy snowball after...

thecoffeeguy · 10-07-2010, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Its not like I made her do it, or even suggested it. She went for it, what was I supposed to do? If you were ramming some chick in her glory hole and when you pulled out to drown her with your chowder would you pull back and tell her no if she tried to deep throat you?

So, what you can take from that is, that was not her first rodeo of doing ATM.
That is gotta feel kinda weird. I am assuming you kissed her, which means, before you were with her, she did ATM with somebody else.

Pants · 10-07-2010, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I'll bet she gave him a muddy snowball after...

/gag

MTG#10 · 10-07-2010, 09:56 AM

Ahh well, its not like I planned on marrying her.

**Iowanian** · 10-07-2010, 09:58 AM

Oh how I wish I could find the message board she's posting her version of this story on....

Kerberos · 10-07-2010, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Molitoth

Wait until you pull out with poopdick. You will think twice about going there again.

To make it worse, she ATM afterwards. I dumped her after that. =/

At least pornstars douche first.

Diarrhea makes a good lubricant so an enema would suffice.

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10-06-2010, 07:17 PM
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7534386	My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.
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