Life I just crushed my head on a metal fixture in a parking garage... - Page 3

Hootie · 02-24-2015, 11:34 AM

Lost a patch of hair and have a nasty cut (not stitch worthy) ... just washed my hair to try and make sure I cleaned the cut and everything but I feel a little woozy ... any precautions I should take? I don't think I need to go to convenient care or anything but I don't feel like dying today either. It's an elevated scrape, really. No blood but it's about three inches long and bright red ... And I'm missing a nice patch of hair to really further the embarrassment.

WhawhaWhat · 02-24-2015, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

You actually typed out a full coherent paragraph and didn't mention Peyton Manning once. You should probably go to the hospital.

siberian khatru · 02-24-2015, 01:36 PM

**rockymtnchief** · 02-24-2015, 01:36 PM

Move your trampoline outdoors.

Jim Lahey · 02-24-2015, 01:42 PM

Odds are you contacted AIDS during the incident. Pour some antifreeze into the cut, put on a Brady jersey and fly to Africa with no protective equipment for 3 weeks and you'll be fine.

Or go to a doctor just to have him tell you the same thing. Whatever.

Al Bundy · 02-24-2015, 01:52 PM

Jump into flaming AIDS tree while saying "Tom Brady is the greatest Quarterback of all time." That should take care of it.

**Saul Good** · 02-24-2015, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I did a structural analysis of the garage and there's no way this could have happened unless jagged edges were planted there by the government. I think this was an inside job.

Controlled dermalition?

eDave · 02-24-2015, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

Controlled dermalition?

Ain't nothing under control in that head.

**Bufkin** · 02-24-2015, 02:08 PM

#PrayersForHootie

Let's get this trending guys.

bdj23 · 02-24-2015, 02:27 PM

I'd stop posting as a precaution.

Better safe than sorry.

King_Chief_Fan · 02-24-2015, 02:40 PM

Finally, you got some sense knocked into you...that is what is causing you to be woozy

Hootie · 02-24-2015, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish

Attention Whore Level 53.

I'll upload a pic, later. I was genuinely concerned.

Hootie · 02-24-2015, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave

Karma for the pedo thread...

Serious question:

If you watch the music video 'Hit me Baby One More Time' by Britney Spears and think, "damn ... I'd like to **** her!"

does that make you a pedo?

Cuz she was 16 in that video.

**BigMeatballDave** · 02-24-2015, 03:08 PM

Get help, Hootie.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 02-24-2015, 03:10 PM

1) Make sure you're up to date on your tetanus shot
2) Put some rubbing alcohol and triple antibiotic ointment on the spot
3) If you feel nauseous or dizzy, have a friend take you to urgent care, because you're likely concussed.

Pablo · 02-24-2015, 03:12 PM

Make yourself a nice warm bath, drink a fifth of whiskey while you bathe.

Frankie says relax.

02-24-2015, 11:34 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I just crushed my head on a metal fixture in a parking garage... Lost a patch of hair and have a nasty cut (not stitch worthy) ... just washed my hair to try and make sure I cleaned the cut and everything but I feel a little woozy ... any precautions I should take? I don't think I need to go to convenient care or anything but I don't feel like dying today either. It's an elevated scrape, really. No blood but it's about three inches long and bright red ... And I'm missing a nice patch of hair to really further the embarrassment.
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Jim Lahey The shit-winds are blowin Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Sunnyvale trailer park Casino cash: $10013647	Odds are you contacted AIDS during the incident. Pour some antifreeze into the cut, put on a Brady jersey and fly to Africa with no protective equipment for 3 weeks and you'll be fine. Or go to a doctor just to have him tell you the same thing. Whatever.
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Al Bundy Damnit Peg Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $5401831	Jump into flaming AIDS tree while saying "Tom Brady is the greatest Quarterback of all time." That should take care of it.
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02-24-2015, 03:10 PM	#44
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8009572	1) Make sure you're up to date on your tetanus shot 2) Put some rubbing alcohol and triple antibiotic ointment on the spot 3) If you feel nauseous or dizzy, have a friend take you to urgent care, because you're likely concussed.
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02-24-2015, 03:12 PM	#45
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