Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 73

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

Hammock Parties · 06-24-2008, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

I'll have to receive a comprehensive complaint to do anything about it.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=496

Behold the origin.

As per the invisible terms of service attached to every post I make, MIADragon owes me $99.95

Midnight_Vulture · 06-24-2008, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Adept Havelock

You value your life? Bravo Foxtrot Delta.

How about the lives of everyone else on the road you put at risk with these asinine stunts?

They are the only reason I give a damn. You aren't mature enough to keep your adrenaline search confined to a safe (for others) environment like a track. Thus, I personally hope that when you do splatter your brains over the road you don't take any innocents with you. For the good of the species, hopefully you'll do it before you breed with Suzee Mae from your trailer park. You're nothing but a selfish little dumbass, as your "rush" is more important to you than the safety of others on the road.

You might get older and smarter, but I doubt it.

Haha trailer park? Sorry I dont live in your neighborhood.

I am 25 yrs old and will be probably making six figures by the time I am 30. I am already making about 60 to 70,000 right now. So dont even start.

And I am safe when I speed. Of course I am aware of my surroundings. If its busy in traffic then I will go the regular speed but if there are barely anybody else on the road then yeah I will go as fast as I want. No problem.

**2112** · 06-24-2008, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=496

Behold the origin.

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There's no ™ next to it. so your request will be answered in the order it was received.

Midnight_Vulture · 06-24-2008, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dimension2112

He's a classic thug turd, you can't use common sense and reason with them. they know it all. hopefully he'll be cut to pieces before he begins breeding.

I am a "thug" because I speed sometimes. Hahah okay there grandpa.

**DaFace** · 06-24-2008, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dimension2112

There's no ™ next to it. so your request will be answered in the order it was received.

(insert Jeopardy music here)

**Bwana** · 06-24-2008, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Haha trailer park? Sorry I dont live in your neighborhood.

I will go as fast as I want. No problem.

No problem? How much was that ticket?

**2112** · 06-24-2008, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I am a "thug" because I speed sometimes. Hahah okay there grandpa.

No, you're a ''thug turd'' because you think doing something assinine is ''cool''. why else would you start a thread about it? to get a pat on the back? would you like everybody to say ''That a boy, dumbass''? you could have killed yourself or some innocent bystander. you're an immature arrogant thug turd, the worst kind.

smittysbar · 06-24-2008, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I do value my life. You can die in a car accident like that. Its that easy. Life is too short to be so scared of everything.

I find that some of you are a little envious that I am livin it up while you guys are stuck with the boring suburbian family life. I know I would be.

No, the thing you have to understand is a lot of us have been there done that and now look back and are thankful that we are here. Some have lost from this type of behavior some scraped by very fortunate.

I used to race MX, ride street, and just about anything I could get my hands on. Still ride some, but not near as aggressive as I used to. Proper equipment has saved my life more then a few times. If Nothing else take heed to that last statement!

One thing you WILL end up realizing is that no matter how good of a rider or how much talent you have, when riding not everything is under your control. When riding at speeds that you are talking about, you know as well as I do that something ca happen that is out of ones control.

As far as people being envious and jealous is probably on of the most immature things you could say. Some day you will figure this out. At 25 you seem to not be getting it, I am now 31 and hell even my ass was figuring out by then.

BTW how the **** did you get stopped, most cops won't even attempt to try and catch a bike at that speed, much less ever catch it. I doubt you respect law enforcement by the "pig" comments.

Just try to do it when your not putting others in harms way. Myself now having a daughter, sure makes me think long and hard how lucky I am to not have lost and harmed more then what I have.

**Easy 6** · 06-24-2008, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I am a "thug" because I speed sometimes. Hahah okay there grandpa.

I dont think you're all bad, just a typically cocky & unusually obstinate young buck who THINKS! he masters all thats around him...listen to us 'old men' & learn something for once...YOU DONT!

I'll bet you ANYTHING that some of us 'old gramps' have been more wild than you could POSSIBLY imagine & were lucky enough to survive it all...& were trying to save your life & VERY possibly others.

Listen to the Council of Elders young padawan, you have a long way to go & DO NOT know it all.

**2112** · 06-24-2008, 09:06 PM

FYI, These are two thug turds.

Murder Suspects Describe Two Killings in $2 Robbery

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Garland Police Department

James Broadnax
James Broadnax

The men arrested in the slayings of an aspiring Christian singer and his colleague at a Texas recording studio said in a chilling jailhouse interview the victims were killed at random in a robbery that netted only $2.
Cousins James Broadnax and Demarius Dwight Cummings, both 19, face capital murder charges in the deaths of singer Matthew Butler, a father of two, and Stephen Swan, his employee, outside Butler's Christian recording studio, Zion Gate Records in Garland, Texas.
Broadnax and Cummings, speaking to MyFOXDFW.com from the Dallas County Jail, told the station of their plans to rob somebody the night of June 18. They traveled by train from Dallas to the suburb of Garland because "that's where all the rich white folks stay at," Broadnax said.
Their targets turned out to be Butler, 28, and Swan, 26.
"I made sure they was dead," Broadnax told MyFOXDFW.com
His voice wavering, Broadnax recounted in blood-curdling detail how he shot the men to death in a parking lot outside the recording studio after Cummings asked for a cigarette.
"I just blanked the f--- out," Broadnax said. "I shot him [Butler] and he stumbled back. I shot the driver [Swan]. He hit the ground, you know what I'm saying, but he leaned up like he was going to try to get back up, so I shot him in the head. know what I'm saying, but he was still trying to run off," he continued. "I knew he was going to die anyway, but just to make sure — pop, pop." Broadnax said he shot Butler twice in the head.
Cummings told the station that he and his cousin had traded an AK-47 as collateral for a pistol to use during what he thought would just be a robbery.
"We didn't plan to shoot nobody and nothing like that," Cummings told MyFOXDFW.com. "No, I take that back. I did tell him we'd probably have to pop them a few times or whatever. I did. But still, I didn't think he was going to do it."
After the men were shot, Cummings said he took car keys and a wallet from Swan, but the wallet contained only $2.
"I ain't never seen nobody die like that, you know," Cummings said. "It kind of shocked me, you know what I'm saying. I was shook."
The men fled to an aunt's house, where they changed clothes, then stashed the pistol at Cummings' girlfriend's place, according to the interviews.
The cousins pawned some tools in Swan's vehicle and changed the car's plates before moving on, they said.
Authorities caught up with Broadnax and Cummings on June 20 in Texarkana in one of the victims' vehicles. A third man was in the car and but later was cleared of any involvement in the murders by Garland police.
Cummings, who insisted "I didn't kill anyone," appeared to have some remorse when asked about the crime.
"I feel real bad, you know," he told MyFOXDFW.com. "I feel it was wrong what we did."
But Broadnax, who described his life as "hell," showed little remorse.
"I kind of regret what I did, but things can't change so no use crying over it," Broadnax said.
When asked about what he would say to the victims' families, Broadnax replied, "f--- 'em."
A joint memorial service for Butler and Swan was held Monday.

**Bugeater** · 06-24-2008, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dimension2112

There's no ™ next to it. so your request will be answered in the order it was received.

Utshay hetay uckfay puay 00bnay.

**2112** · 06-24-2008, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GoBo

Utshay hetay uckfay puay 00bnay.

HAHAHAHA! Only me and you will get that

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 06-24-2008, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dimension2112

HAHAHAHA! Only me and you will get that

I got it, sorry.

by the way, how can CP not have a smiley for Katie Horner yet?

**Bugeater** · 06-24-2008, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats.

I got it, sorry.

You didn't completely get it, it's cross-forum humor.

**2112** · 06-24-2008, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GoBo

You didn't completely get it, it's cross-forum humor.

Thanks for pointing that out, n00b.

06-24-2008, 09:06 PM	#1090
2112 Reset Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $8556765	FYI, These are two thug turds. Murder Suspects Describe Two Killings in $2 Robbery Tuesday, June 24, 2008 Garland Police Department James Broadnax James Broadnax The men arrested in the slayings of an aspiring Christian singer and his colleague at a Texas recording studio said in a chilling jailhouse interview the victims were killed at random in a robbery that netted only $2. Cousins James Broadnax and Demarius Dwight Cummings, both 19, face capital murder charges in the deaths of singer Matthew Butler, a father of two, and Stephen Swan, his employee, outside Butler's Christian recording studio, Zion Gate Records in Garland, Texas. Broadnax and Cummings, speaking to MyFOXDFW.com from the Dallas County Jail, told the station of their plans to rob somebody the night of June 18. They traveled by train from Dallas to the suburb of Garland because "that's where all the rich white folks stay at," Broadnax said. Their targets turned out to be Butler, 28, and Swan, 26. "I made sure they was dead," Broadnax told MyFOXDFW.com His voice wavering, Broadnax recounted in blood-curdling detail how he shot the men to death in a parking lot outside the recording studio after Cummings asked for a cigarette. "I just blanked the f--- out," Broadnax said. "I shot him [Butler] and he stumbled back. I shot the driver [Swan]. He hit the ground, you know what I'm saying, but he leaned up like he was going to try to get back up, so I shot him in the head. know what I'm saying, but he was still trying to run off," he continued. "I knew he was going to die anyway, but just to make sure — pop, pop." Broadnax said he shot Butler twice in the head. Cummings told the station that he and his cousin had traded an AK-47 as collateral for a pistol to use during what he thought would just be a robbery. "We didn't plan to shoot nobody and nothing like that," Cummings told MyFOXDFW.com. "No, I take that back. I did tell him we'd probably have to pop them a few times or whatever. I did. But still, I didn't think he was going to do it." After the men were shot, Cummings said he took car keys and a wallet from Swan, but the wallet contained only $2. "I ain't never seen nobody die like that, you know," Cummings said. "It kind of shocked me, you know what I'm saying. I was shook." The men fled to an aunt's house, where they changed clothes, then stashed the pistol at Cummings' girlfriend's place, according to the interviews. The cousins pawned some tools in Swan's vehicle and changed the car's plates before moving on, they said. Authorities caught up with Broadnax and Cummings on June 20 in Texarkana in one of the victims' vehicles. A third man was in the car and but later was cleared of any involvement in the murders by Garland police. Cummings, who insisted "I didn't kill anyone," appeared to have some remorse when asked about the crime. "I feel real bad, you know," he told MyFOXDFW.com. "I feel it was wrong what we did." But Broadnax, who described his life as "hell," showed little remorse. "I kind of regret what I did, but things can't change so no use crying over it," Broadnax said. When asked about what he would say to the victims' families, Broadnax replied, "f--- 'em." A joint memorial service for Butler and Swan was held Monday.
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