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Old 05-09-2013, 08:02 PM  
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Having Sex with Auto-Correct... WHAT???
I learned today now to make sure I double check texts I send out for work.

Got hit by the auto-correct Gremlin today. I was out on deliveries at one of the Nursing homes in town, Saxton Woods, and got a text requesting my quick return.

So... I speak into the mic.. "I'm at Saxton Woods, I'll be right back"

Auto correct came up with it's own version and typed out "I'm having sex in the woods, I'll be right back".

I hit send before I realized what happened. Let's just say I had to explain myself when I got back to work

Just for the record, Sex in the woods isn't smart when you're extremely allergic to Poison Ivy!
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Old 05-09-2013, 08:03 PM   #2
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Old 05-09-2013, 08:04 PM   #3
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Old 05-09-2013, 08:08 PM   #4
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You speak into a mic on your phone?


That's level 10 of douchiness
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Old 05-09-2013, 08:17 PM   #5
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You speak into a mic on your phone?


That's level 10 of douchiness
When you drive 8+ hours a day for a living and you receive texts, you don't have time to type everything out on the road.

Voice recognition saves me from wrecking... Douchiness? I don't think so, try again.
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Old 05-09-2013, 08:35 PM   #6
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You speak into a mic on your phone?


That's level 10 of douchiness
You're a dumbass.

Voice to Text is an amazing invention for people who have business and shit to do...
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Old 05-09-2013, 08:37 PM   #7
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You're a dumbass.

Voice to Text is an amazing invention for people who have business and shit to do...
You're a dumb ass because you think I'm serious.
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Old 05-09-2013, 08:38 PM   #8
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I learned today now to make sure I double check texts I send out for work.

Got hit by the auto-correct Gremlin today. I was out on deliveries at one of the Nursing homes in town, Saxton Woods, and got a text requesting my quick return.

So... I speak into the mic.. "I'm at Saxton Woods, I'll be right back"

Auto correct came up with it's own version and typed out "I'm having sex in the woods, I'll be right back".

I hit send before I realized what happened. Let's just say I had to explain myself when I got back to work

Just for the record, Sex in the woods isn't smart when you're extremely allergic to Poison Ivy!
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Well, i got a text back from her about 10 min later saying, yes it is! She never said nothing about it ever after that. haha
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:01 PM   #9
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:30 PM   #10
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Well I'm sure you'll get some strange looks at work....I mean there are two groups that have sex in the woods....teens/college....and gay men.....
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Old 05-10-2013, 05:22 AM   #11
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Old 05-10-2013, 05:26 AM   #12
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Old 05-10-2013, 06:31 AM   #13
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Old 05-10-2013, 07:24 AM   #14
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That's funny.

On a related note, check out the site damnyouautocorrect. Last time I looked, I was in tears laughing so hard reading those. Some meh ones and some really good ones.
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Old 05-10-2013, 07:36 AM   #15
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When you drive 8+ hours a day for a living and you receive texts, you don't have time to type everything out on the road.

Voice recognition saves me from wrecking... Douchiness? I don't think so, try again.
Voice recognition saved you from one kind of wrecking right into another.

That's funny. I always try to check before I send, but yeah it happens to the best of 'em.
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