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Ebolapox · 08-01-2009, 09:38 AM

Very few non-bronco fans can tolerate him. he creates inane threads that are homeristic in nature (his avatar is very apropos), and nobody loves him (not even his own mother)

'face, this can be the home for all knowmo threads so we aren't treated to the bi-weekly steaming 'presents' left by the front door.

Ebolapox · 04-20-2012, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass

The kid is making an effort.
How much longer before his time is served?

the rest of the goddamned offseason.

Ebolapox · 04-20-2012, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning

I'm still posting as a Chiefs fan. I just post any Donk material I come across on the internet in this thread.

chiefs fans don't post shit about the broncos. post that shit somewhere where people give a shit. or, you know, **** off.

Pasta Little Brioni · 04-21-2012, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass

The kid is making an effort.
How much longer before his time is served?

Someone had crack for 420

Okie_Apparition · 04-21-2012, 04:18 PM

Chiefs Ticket Office offering special ticket packages
Posted Apr 20, 2012

Josh Looney
Chiefs Insider
Email @JoshLooney Story Archive

Special “Pick 5” and “Divisional 3-Pack” options released

By now, you’ve heard about some of the cool things the Chiefs are planning to do this year in celebration of 50 years in Kansas City (here is a video of Clark Hunt talking about the organization’s plans).

We saw the tip of the iceberg last weekend with each season ticket account gifted a fully-customizable Nike jersey. These are the tackle-twill premier jerseys with nameplates and all, not your standard screen print replica. Pretty cool gesture. Actually, an NFL first.

As a season ticket holder myself, my wife is pretty pumped about getting one of the new Nike women’s jerseys. She’s wants No. 1 as her number so it will read “Looney-One” (I can’t escape the last name even at home, but whatever…).

Anyway, after gaining positive fan feedback about the possibility of mini-pack plans, the Chiefs ticket office announced another cool opportunity this morning with the unveiling of a two unique ticket packs.

One of the plans is a “Divisional 3-Pack,” which celebrates the longstanding AFC West rivalries that we’ve enjoyed throughout the years. This type of ticket pack is a first for the team and ensures your ability to secure top seats before single game tickets go on sale to the general public.

Also, the Chiefs are introducing a half-season “Pick 5” plan. Pick any four regular season games and pair it with a preseason contest.

Personally, I’d choose to see the Seahawks game this preseason since most of the starters play through the third quarter of the third preseason game. But the choice is yours, obviously. Click here to learn more.

Single game tickets will be available at a later date that is still TBD.

It’s also worth mentioning that full Season Ticket packages start at just $250 and come with a personalized Nike jersey if an account of two or more tickets is opened. The offer stands through September, so there’s that!

Stay tuned for more exciting things planned to honor fans in the 50th year of the Chiefs being in Kansas City. Not all of the plans are ticket related. In fact, most of the celebration is unrelated to tickets and geared toward the community as a whole.

More on the 50 Years in KC celebration to come…

Quesadilla Joe · 04-23-2012, 07:36 AM

Broncos transfer traditional playbooks to iPads for 2012 season
Digital playbooks cut costs and prep time

DOVE VALLEY — The Denver Broncos are tossing out the tradition of printing 500-page playbooks every week for each of the 120 players, coaches, scouts and other personnel.

This season, the team will hand out iPads that feature the week's game plan, scouting reports, video clips and other relevant data.

The digital transition will not only save trees but may also give the Broncos a competitive edge. Just two other teams in the National Football League — the Baltimore Ravens and Tampa Bay Buccaneers — have discarded the printed playbook in favor of a tablet and an app.

Now when Broncos head coach John Fox adds a play, the update will be pushed automatically to the playbook app on each player's iPad.

"The advantage is that when they leave the building, they can take everything home with them very easily and watch tape at night and review the game plan installation," said Broncos general manager Brian Xanders. "This is their full-time job — to prepare and do whatever they can to help us win each week. "

Consumers have purchased millions of iPads since Apple introduced the tablet computer two years ago. But the NFL is starting only now to adopt the technology.

"The NFL is very protective of the game on the field and not allowing technology to alter the play on the field," said Tony Lazzaro, director of football information systems for the Broncos.

Because of this, the league doesn't allow electronic devices such as tablets on the sidelines during games.

But for the first time, players and coaches this season will have access to those devices in the locker room up until kickoff, Lazzaro said. Previously, the gadgets had to be removed 90 minutes prior to the start of the game.

The league may eventually allow them on the sidelines for specific purposes, such as for coaches and players to view still photos of in-game formations and plays. Currently, players are handed
The Denver Broncos are starting to use iPads to view game tape and their playbook, but the devices won't be allowed on the sidelines during games.
paper printouts of those images.

"There was a thought that we'd use tablets and iPads to flip through those pictures, but they have not approved that yet," Xanders said "I can see it potentially moving that way."

The Broncos figure the savings from not having to print tens of thousands of playbook pages each season will help offset the cost of purchasing 120 iPads with Verizon Wireless 4G access — many of them the top model featuring 64 gigabytes of data, which retail for $829 each.

For the digital playbook, the team partnered with Parker-based technology startup PlayerLync.

The PlayerLync app allows players and coaches to write notes and highlight plays using the tablet's touchscreen. The playbooks are then saved on remote computer servers, allowing players to access notes from previous games. With paper playbooks, those notes are trashed each week.

A key component to the software is that it runs in the background even when a player is not reviewing the playbook, enabling the app to determine when a coach has an update to push to players, such as a new short-yardage and goal-line package.

"It used to require players to come in, meet as a group, hand off pieces of paper, 'Here's your new play,' " said Bob Paulsen, PlayerLync chief executive. "Now it's all going to be automatically downloaded."

When a player isn't connected to Wi-Fi, the app will update using the iPad's high-speed connection on Verizon's LTE network.

Paulsen said the company is in discusssions with a handful of other NFL teams on similar initiatives.

Teams guard the playbook like a national treasure. With the iPad playbook, the Broncos have two ways to secure their game plan.

The Verizon network connection will allow the team to remotely wipe the iPad if it is lost or stolen.

"If you leave a hard-copy playbook somewhere by accident, it's out there," said Bob Kelley, a Verizon spokesman. "If you lose your tablet, remotely we can wipe it, so any information on that tablet can be scrubbed."

If the network connection is disabled, the PlayerLync app has a "time bomb" feature that deletes the playbook based on a set time determined by the Broncos.

The team is also working to immediately push game video to the iPads as soon as its available, usually little more than an hour after each game.

In addition to the playbook and video clips, the Broncos are also incorporating business and player operations into the iPad.

"At this robust level, as far as we know, we're the first team to integrate everything digital on a tablet," said Derek Thomas, a team marketing official.

So if the team makes another playoff run this season, it may have more to do with the technology than the new starting quarterback.

"Hopefully, by improving the ability to communicate throughout the organization, they're going to win more games, so we're going to take credit for a lot of those," Paulsen joked.

http://www.denverpost.com/business/c...-putting-ipads

Al Bundy · 04-23-2012, 07:39 AM

He is honoring a bet from the worlds biggest douchebag, I would say he is doing quite well.

Quesadilla Joe · 04-25-2012, 02:40 PM

Wrapping up our final preparations for the draft. Our staff is ready to go... Are you?!

Predict the most Broncos picks (in one tweet) and win a signed ball from our entire draft class. Use #BroncosPicks. Good luck!

https://twitter.com/#!/johnelway/sta...50482032287744

Pasta Little Brioni · 04-25-2012, 04:51 PM

Can't wait for another mediocre draft from the boys out in Pile High!!!

Quesadilla Joe · 04-26-2012, 06:33 AM

The new Nike jerseys are ready to go on sale at the #Broncos Team Store. The store will be open 6am-6pm today
Fans have been lined up outside the #Broncos Team Store @SportsAuthField since 3:45am waiting for the new jerseys.

https://twitter.com/#!/Denver_Bronco...375104/photo/1

**The Bad Guy** · 04-26-2012, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning

The new Nike jerseys are ready to go on sale at the #Broncos Team Store. The store will be open 6am-6pm today
Fans have been lined up outside the #Broncos Team Store @SportsAuthField since 3:45am waiting for the new jerseys.

https://twitter.com/#!/Denver_Bronco...375104/photo/1

Well thank god you posted this on the Chiefs board.

That's how ****ing dumb Bronco fans are. They could have pre-ordered online, and had the jersey shipped to their house.

BigRock · 04-26-2012, 06:58 AM

I count at least three registered sex offenders in that picture.

Quesadilla Joe · 04-29-2012, 10:07 PM

Decker and Manning at the Rockies game.

Okie_Apparition · 04-29-2012, 10:15 PM

It's a good thing you posted it was Manning
I would have bet money it was Marty Schottenheimer

Quesadilla Joe · 05-10-2012, 01:47 PM

Quote:

I am a big fan of DT/DE Derek Wolfe..Excellent 2nd rd pick for the Broncos. Good size, toughs, quicks & production.

https://twitter.com/#!/MoveTheSticks...12877479059457

vailpass · 05-10-2012, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRock

I count at least three registered sex offenders in that picture.

yep

08-01-2009, 09:38 AM
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04-21-2012, 04:18 PM	#3304
Okie_Apparition Banned Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: floatin cobwebs n the sky Casino cash: $10004900	Chiefs Ticket Office offering special ticket packages Posted Apr 20, 2012 Josh Looney Chiefs Insider Email @JoshLooney Story Archive Special “Pick 5” and “Divisional 3-Pack” options released By now, you’ve heard about some of the cool things the Chiefs are planning to do this year in celebration of 50 years in Kansas City (here is a video of Clark Hunt talking about the organization’s plans). We saw the tip of the iceberg last weekend with each season ticket account gifted a fully-customizable Nike jersey. These are the tackle-twill premier jerseys with nameplates and all, not your standard screen print replica. Pretty cool gesture. Actually, an NFL first. As a season ticket holder myself, my wife is pretty pumped about getting one of the new Nike women’s jerseys. She’s wants No. 1 as her number so it will read “Looney-One” (I can’t escape the last name even at home, but whatever…). Anyway, after gaining positive fan feedback about the possibility of mini-pack plans, the Chiefs ticket office announced another cool opportunity this morning with the unveiling of a two unique ticket packs. One of the plans is a “Divisional 3-Pack,” which celebrates the longstanding AFC West rivalries that we’ve enjoyed throughout the years. This type of ticket pack is a first for the team and ensures your ability to secure top seats before single game tickets go on sale to the general public. Also, the Chiefs are introducing a half-season “Pick 5” plan. Pick any four regular season games and pair it with a preseason contest. Personally, I’d choose to see the Seahawks game this preseason since most of the starters play through the third quarter of the third preseason game. But the choice is yours, obviously. Click here to learn more. Single game tickets will be available at a later date that is still TBD. It’s also worth mentioning that full Season Ticket packages start at just $250 and come with a personalized Nike jersey if an account of two or more tickets is opened. The offer stands through September, so there’s that! Stay tuned for more exciting things planned to honor fans in the 50th year of the Chiefs being in Kansas City. Not all of the plans are ticket related. In fact, most of the celebration is unrelated to tickets and geared toward the community as a whole. More on the 50 Years in KC celebration to come…
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04-23-2012, 07:36 AM	#3305
Quesadilla Joe Abolish The Salary Cap! Join Date: Mar 2008 Casino cash: $4128675	Broncos transfer traditional playbooks to iPads for 2012 season Digital playbooks cut costs and prep time DOVE VALLEY — The Denver Broncos are tossing out the tradition of printing 500-page playbooks every week for each of the 120 players, coaches, scouts and other personnel. This season, the team will hand out iPads that feature the week's game plan, scouting reports, video clips and other relevant data. The digital transition will not only save trees but may also give the Broncos a competitive edge. Just two other teams in the National Football League — the Baltimore Ravens and Tampa Bay Buccaneers — have discarded the printed playbook in favor of a tablet and an app. Now when Broncos head coach John Fox adds a play, the update will be pushed automatically to the playbook app on each player's iPad. "The advantage is that when they leave the building, they can take everything home with them very easily and watch tape at night and review the game plan installation," said Broncos general manager Brian Xanders. "This is their full-time job — to prepare and do whatever they can to help us win each week. " Consumers have purchased millions of iPads since Apple introduced the tablet computer two years ago. But the NFL is starting only now to adopt the technology. "The NFL is very protective of the game on the field and not allowing technology to alter the play on the field," said Tony Lazzaro, director of football information systems for the Broncos. Because of this, the league doesn't allow electronic devices such as tablets on the sidelines during games. But for the first time, players and coaches this season will have access to those devices in the locker room up until kickoff, Lazzaro said. Previously, the gadgets had to be removed 90 minutes prior to the start of the game. The league may eventually allow them on the sidelines for specific purposes, such as for coaches and players to view still photos of in-game formations and plays. Currently, players are handed The Denver Broncos are starting to use iPads to view game tape and their playbook, but the devices won't be allowed on the sidelines during games. paper printouts of those images. "There was a thought that we'd use tablets and iPads to flip through those pictures, but they have not approved that yet," Xanders said "I can see it potentially moving that way." The Broncos figure the savings from not having to print tens of thousands of playbook pages each season will help offset the cost of purchasing 120 iPads with Verizon Wireless 4G access — many of them the top model featuring 64 gigabytes of data, which retail for $829 each. For the digital playbook, the team partnered with Parker-based technology startup PlayerLync. The PlayerLync app allows players and coaches to write notes and highlight plays using the tablet's touchscreen. The playbooks are then saved on remote computer servers, allowing players to access notes from previous games. With paper playbooks, those notes are trashed each week. A key component to the software is that it runs in the background even when a player is not reviewing the playbook, enabling the app to determine when a coach has an update to push to players, such as a new short-yardage and goal-line package. "It used to require players to come in, meet as a group, hand off pieces of paper, 'Here's your new play,' " said Bob Paulsen, PlayerLync chief executive. "Now it's all going to be automatically downloaded." When a player isn't connected to Wi-Fi, the app will update using the iPad's high-speed connection on Verizon's LTE network. Paulsen said the company is in discusssions with a handful of other NFL teams on similar initiatives. Teams guard the playbook like a national treasure. With the iPad playbook, the Broncos have two ways to secure their game plan. The Verizon network connection will allow the team to remotely wipe the iPad if it is lost or stolen. "If you leave a hard-copy playbook somewhere by accident, it's out there," said Bob Kelley, a Verizon spokesman. "If you lose your tablet, remotely we can wipe it, so any information on that tablet can be scrubbed." If the network connection is disabled, the PlayerLync app has a "time bomb" feature that deletes the playbook based on a set time determined by the Broncos. The team is also working to immediately push game video to the iPads as soon as its available, usually little more than an hour after each game. In addition to the playbook and video clips, the Broncos are also incorporating business and player operations into the iPad. "At this robust level, as far as we know, we're the first team to integrate everything digital on a tablet," said Derek Thomas, a team marketing official. So if the team makes another playoff run this season, it may have more to do with the technology than the new starting quarterback. "Hopefully, by improving the ability to communicate throughout the organization, they're going to win more games, so we're going to take credit for a lot of those," Paulsen joked. http://www.denverpost.com/business/c...-putting-ipads
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04-23-2012, 07:39 AM	#3306
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04-25-2012, 02:40 PM	#3307
Quesadilla Joe Abolish The Salary Cap! Join Date: Mar 2008 Casino cash: $4128675	Wrapping up our final preparations for the draft. Our staff is ready to go... Are you?! Predict the most Broncos picks (in one tweet) and win a signed ball from our entire draft class. Use #BroncosPicks. Good luck! https://twitter.com/#!/johnelway/sta...50482032287744
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04-25-2012, 04:51 PM	#3308
Pasta Little Brioni Consuming CP souls Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: U.S.A. Casino cash: $4008880	Can't wait for another mediocre draft from the boys out in Pile High!!!
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04-26-2012, 06:33 AM	#3309
Quesadilla Joe Abolish The Salary Cap! Join Date: Mar 2008 Casino cash: $4128675	The new Nike jerseys are ready to go on sale at the #Broncos Team Store. The store will be open 6am-6pm today Fans have been lined up outside the #Broncos Team Store @SportsAuthField since 3:45am waiting for the new jerseys. https://twitter.com/#!/Denver_Bronco...375104/photo/1
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04-26-2012, 06:58 AM	#3311
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04-29-2012, 10:07 PM	#3312
Quesadilla Joe Abolish The Salary Cap! Join Date: Mar 2008 Casino cash: $4128675	Decker and Manning at the Rockies game.
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04-29-2012, 10:15 PM	#3313
Okie_Apparition Banned Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: floatin cobwebs n the sky Casino cash: $10004900	It's a good thing you posted it was Manning I would have bet money it was Marty Schottenheimer
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