Life New Dating Megathread - Page 18

**Buck** · 03-03-2013, 12:50 PM

Luv's old thread is in the HOC for being too big.

Post all your dating questions, comments, concerns, advice, and scrutiny in here!

Dayze · 03-23-2013, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

Why do you have to mention Monopoly in each post? What did I miss?

he lost a bet and has to reference something Monopoly related in his post for a certain number of days.

can't remember who he lost the bet to though

Planetman · 03-23-2013, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

I have been sitting around sober listening to my dad and his golf buddies get drunk and I can't story thinking about this girl. I told her I was getting away for the weekend so I have an excuse for not talking to her for a couple days, but I sorta want to text her...but I don't know wtf to say.

Beg.

HoneyBadger · 03-23-2013, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

I have been sitting around sober listening to my dad and his golf buddies get drunk and I can't story thinking about this girl. I told her I was getting away for the weekend so I have an excuse for not talking to her for a couple days, but I sorta want to text her...but I don't know wtf to say.

I hate it when I wanna talk to a girl, but nothing comes to mind.

**Buck** · 03-23-2013, 07:50 PM

I just feel sorta bad because I was trying to be a perfect gentleman on the first date because I think I want to have a relationship with her, but instead we got drunk and slept together. Had a great time, but probably went too far too soon and I don't know how she feels about it.

**SAUTO** · 03-23-2013, 08:06 PM

Just text her and say hello.
Conversation should come naturally from that point.
Posted via Mobile Device

HoneyBadger · 03-23-2013, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

I just feel sorta bad because I was trying to be a perfect gentleman on the first date because I think I want to have a relationship with her, but instead we got drunk and slept together. Had a great time, but probably went too far too soon and I don't know how she feels about it.

Just tell her you respect her, because she's someone's daughter. Girls love hearing that shit.

ThaVirus · 03-23-2013, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

I just feel sorta bad because I was trying to be a perfect gentleman on the first date because I think I want to have a relationship with her, but instead we got drunk and slept together. Had a great time, but probably went too far too soon and I don't know how she feels about it.

You sound like a ****ing girl, dude. Reach in between your legs where your balls are supposed to be and find the courage to PURSUE.

Bitches love random texts anyway.

Spott · 03-23-2013, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

Just text her and say hello.
Conversation should come naturally from that point.
Posted via Mobile Device

Tell her that you love her. That should work.

**SAUTO** · 03-23-2013, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott

Tell her that you love her. That should work.

Yeah don't do that
Posted via Mobile Device

Discuss Thrower · 03-23-2013, 09:32 PM

I apparently have this thing were women who are taken enjoy conversations with me, but single ones avoid me like the Bubonic plague.

Ebolapox · 03-23-2013, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott

Tell her that you love her. That should work.

Spoiler!

**Buck** · 03-23-2013, 09:51 PM

Yeah I've just been nervous that I ****ed this one up right off the bat.

I lied earlier in the thread and said there was no sex because for some reason I didn't want you guys to think she was easy or anything. There was rough wild drunken monkey sex...which was awesome, but I didn't want to just bang this girl.

I guess I was worried about that...my last relationship ****ed me up pretty good. I've been nervous ever since I left for work Friday morning.

However, I did text her after JASONSAUTO told me to nut up, and based on her reply, I think I'm going to be okay.

SORRY FOR ACTING LIKE A BITCH THO.

**Bowser** · 03-23-2013, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

Yeah I've just been nervous that I ****ed this one up right off the bat.

I lied earlier in the thread and said there was no sex because for some reason I didn't want you guys to think she was easy or anything. There was rough wild drunken monkey sex...which was awesome, but I didn't want to just bang this girl.

I guess I was worried about that...my last relationship ****ed me up pretty good. I've been nervous ever since I left for work Friday morning.

However, I did text her after JASONSAUTO told me to nut up, and based on her reply, I think I'm going to be okay.

SORRY FOR ACTING LIKE A BITCH THO.

Don't put preconceived notions on this chick becasue your last girl sank your battleship. Remember it's a clean slate now.

ThaVirus · 03-23-2013, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

SORRY FOR ACTING LIKE A BITCH THO.

It's all gravy, bro. Just don't make us have to nut check you anymore.

EDIT: And good luck with the lady friend.

Dayze · 03-23-2013, 10:00 PM

for the record though....I'm SOOOOOO glad I'm out of the dating thing.

I was so glad I didn't have to deal with that shit. Met my wife and knew immeidately.

10 years later....

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03-03-2013, 12:50 PM
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03-23-2013, 07:50 PM	#259
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $8329900	I just feel sorta bad because I was trying to be a perfect gentleman on the first date because I think I want to have a relationship with her, but instead we got drunk and slept together. Had a great time, but probably went too far too soon and I don't know how she feels about it.
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03-23-2013, 08:06 PM	#260
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03-23-2013, 09:32 PM	#265
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03-23-2013, 09:51 PM	#267
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $8329900	Yeah I've just been nervous that I **ed this one up right off the bat. I lied earlier in the thread and said there was no sex because for some reason I didn't want you guys to think she was easy or anything. There was rough wild drunken monkey sex...which was awesome, but I didn't want to just bang this girl. I guess I was worried about that...my last relationship **ed me up pretty good. I've been nervous ever since I left for work Friday morning. However, I did text her after JASONSAUTO told me to nut up, and based on her reply, I think I'm going to be okay. SORRY FOR ACTING LIKE A BITCH THO.
Posts: 44,562

03-23-2013, 10:00 PM	#270
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $5259358	for the record though....I'm SOOOOOO glad I'm out of the dating thing. I was so glad I didn't have to deal with that shit. Met my wife and knew immeidately. 10 years later.... __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy
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