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11-13-2019, 11:24 AM | #32 |
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Call them up and tell them you need to attend a Ku Klux Klan meeting that day and need a note from the court to show you are on jury duty.
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11-13-2019, 11:50 AM | #34 | |
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11-13-2019, 11:51 AM | #35 | |
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In the interview process just say that you are a fan of and believe in jury nullification. Immediate dismissal.
edit: I replied before reading the other people who also said this.
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11-13-2019, 11:54 AM | #36 |
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Tell them you parked your septic tank pumping truck out front and it has seal leak on the tank.
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11-13-2019, 11:55 AM | #37 |
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I've been summoned for jury duty once in my life. I wasn't selected either.
I probably just jinxed myself.
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11-13-2019, 11:58 AM | #38 |
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Tell them you’re a Chiefs fan. They’ll think your life is ****ed up enough and dismiss you.
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11-13-2019, 12:02 PM | #39 |
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Last time I was called to jury duty, I was actually selected to be in the pre-trial potential juror interview process by the attorneys.
It was a DUI case and the judge said they were going to try to proceed with the trial “through the evening” (it was already almost 5 p.m.) Not wanting to be stuck in a trial “through the evening”, I made sure to disqualify myself as a potential juror. When they asked me if I could make an impartial judgement in this DUI case I said no because I love to drink and alcohol is an important part of my life. I didn’t get selected for the trial so I guess my efforts were successful. |
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I have never ever received a jury notice!
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