Premature 69 Leads to Beating in.....

[gblowfish]

You guessed it, our favorite USA hotspot for social dysfunction,
FLORIDA!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2381876.html

Jennie Scott allegedly beat her boyfriend after he climaxed during oral sex and stopped pleasuring her.

Police in Florida arrested an "extremely intoxicated" woman after she allegedly beat her boyfriend over bad oral sex.

The Smoking Gun reports that Jennie Scott, 50, assaulted her 32-year-old boyfriend, Jilberto Deleon at his home Dec. 27 following a joint-oral sex encounter that ended prematurely.

Scott told police that she became angry after Deleon "finished first and stopped pleasuring her."

Deputies responding to a report of a disturbance at Deleon's home encountered Scott punching and scratching her lover, and allege that she threatened him with a stick and a wrench.

The woman was arrested and placed in the Manatee County lock up.

In November, Raquel Gonzalez, also of Manatee County, was charged with felony domestic battery after beating her boyfriend following a sexual encounter during which he climaxed and she did not.

In 2010, a West Virginia woman was arrested after pulling a knife on two men who refused to perform oral sex on her at a motel.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Local law enforcement officials say she really blew it this time.

[FlaChief58]

Her attorney said this case is being blown out of proportion

[Tombstone RJ]

Originally Posted by BryanBusby

than proceeded to kick his ass

so she gave him a complete lick'n because he wouldn't eat her chikin.

[Psyko Tek]

but won't she be queen of the cell block
what you in for
murder
forgery
beating the **** out of a guy who couldn't lick a pussy right


maybe she will find some one in jail

[HoneyBadger]

Something smells fishy about this

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Pics?

[RippedmyFlesh]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

In 2010, a West Virginia woman was arrested after pulling a knife on two men who refused to perform oral sex on her at a motel.

Would take way more than a knife.


While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”




http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report

[Pasta Little Brioni]

JFC

[RippedmyFlesh]

Originally Posted by PGM

Pics?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Uhhh....nevermind

[RippedmyFlesh]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

You guessed it, our favorite USA hotspot for social dysfunction,
FLORIDA!

West Virginia makes Florida look normal.

[FlaChief58]

Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh

Would take way more than a knife.


While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”




http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Pioli munches on that for an hour...he can come back.

[RippedmyFlesh]

Originally Posted by PGM

Pioli munches on that for an hour...he can come back.

Water boarding would seem like a dip in the pond by comparison.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh

West Virginia makes Florida look normal.

ohhhhh yeah.......... I see your crazy and raise you Florida crazy
FloriDUH's Sexapalooza 2012: Tales of sex gone bad

By Barbara Hijek FloriDUH 1:39 p.m. EST, December 26, 2012

Floridians have been called every name.
Crazy. Crackers. Loco. Too stupid to vote correctly. Blue hairs. Rednecks. Carpetbaggers. Half-baked. In the sun too long.
They say we live in a Banana Republic.
Call us anything you'd like.
However, never ever call us sexually unadventurous.

Even our Governor.
Governor Rick Scott gave out the state’s information hot line for a deadly meningitis outbreak last October. It turned out to be a hot hot hotline: Scott was one digit off, providing the state's citizen's an opportunity to hear the low purr of a woman’s voice offering to talk dirty. We often go where no man -- or woman -- goes, sexually speaking. Don't believe this?

Well, just consider FloriDUH 's Sexapalooza 2012 top picks of sex gone south.

Driving Florida's highways are never boring, despite the flat landscape and endless billboards. But, if your traveling with kids in the car, better take along a pair of blinders.

• Ocala: Woman wearing only pink shirt accused of performing sex and exposing herself to motorists before giving arresting officer “love tap”
• Pompano Beach: Woman accused of exposing her entire body at street intersection

Talk about distracted drivers ...guess sexting and texting while driving are the least of our worries.

• This beats everything. Drummer accused of masturbating while driving on I-95 near Ormond Beach.
• Havoc on the highway in Hobe Sound: DUI driver with sex toy in his rump rear-ends another driver.
• Jeepers creepers! Naked man allegedly caught masturbating with toy pistol in anus while driving his Jeep in Fort Pierce
• Crash in Port Charlotte! Woman pulled gun on man in moving car -- while having sex, deputies say

Folks in orgies really got into the swing of things in 2012. Too bad we don't have group holding cells just for them.

• Zephyrhills: Threesome sex romp ended in gunfire, deputies say
• Spring Hill: Naked, jealous swingers duke it out at orgy, deputies say.
• Vero Beach: Wife enraged at hubby's request to 'use the bed' -- with another woman. This couple was married only 5-months.

Floridians insist the best of everything, including sex. Or there could be a price to pay.

• Bradenton: Woman attacked boyfriend after bad sex, cops say

Some like it hot; but Floridians like it freaky.

• Naples: Naked man wanted to get 'freaky' with passed out drunken woman

A day at the beach sure isn't like it used to be.

• Bonita Beach Perv alert: Suspected noisy beach masturbator busted.
• Sanibel: Two dudes busted for having sex on the beach. Real sex, not the drink.
• Ocala: Nude sunbathing sex offender held rubber penis. Somebody get him a rubber ducky and bathing trunks. Fast.

Floridians can be animal lovers ... sometimes a little too much.

• Clearwater: Here's a real pervert’s pervert. Man accused of having sex with dog — and having kiddie porn on his 'puter
• Ocala: Donkey-sex suspect wants his "Doodle' back, officials say Which one's the real arse?
• Fort Lauderdale: Man accused of having sex with a dog named Mimi
• Gadsden County: Neigh way! Man busted for having sex with a horse...twice, deputies say

Some folks even legally fought for their right to love animals.

• Clearwater: Man reportedly fought and licked loophole in Florida's bestiality law
• Ocala: Donkey sex suspect's lawyers wants to void law banning sex with animals

Sometimes our adventursome nature has impaired our better judgment.

• Port St. Lucie: Man jailed after apparent inappropriate 'yanking. When a neighbor yelled at the man, he kept yanking away, refusing to put on his hand brake – even for the cops
• Port Lucie: Nude dude spotted 'working real hard ' at masturbating in his front yard
• Niceville, of all places! Teen charged with indecent exposure while at church .

Others just couldn't resist the lure of sex in a public place.

• Orlando: Couple had sex on restaurant’s outside patio table at Paddy Murphy's. They then got to see another Paddy – a paddy wagon, cops say
• Naples: Man, woman busted after spotted 'intimately involved' on beach, cops say

But, hey, when your homeless, your privacy options are limited.

• Nokomis: Couple caught having sex on picnic table in park. Man allegedly told the deputy that he knew he shouldn't have had sex in the park but added "she really wanted it," according to the arrest report.

Some Floridians don't need a date, they prefer going solo when in public:

• Starbucks FLAPpuccino: Woman busted for allegedly masturbating in Bradenton Starbucks
• Pace: Man arrested for allegedly masturbating in plain view of neighbors
• Bonita Springs: Man caught masturbating in open garage, deputies say | Video
• Gainesville: Kiosk watch peddler accused of masturbating on company time
• Florida Keys: Yard guy turned out to be a bad weed. Naked man accused of performing lewd act in front of elderly woman
• Bonita Springs: Deputies say dude 'hit on' cola delivery man while masturbating at 7-Eleven. Guess you can't beat the real thing.

With so much sex going on, apparently some folks think it's a service provided by local law enforcement officers.

• 911: Tampa man accused of requesting female deputies for sex; he got jail instead.

As usual, some folks got stung in in their pleasure pursuit.

• Sex sting at beach park nets 4 arrests, including an 80-year-old | Mugs
• Punta Gorda sex sting: Woman arrived at hotel with 2 men from Happy Drive for protection. One of the men was 85.
• Bradenton: Stinky situation for man, who didn’t want any nookie, snared in sex sting
• Brooksville: Sex text rendezvous ended with mugging, beatdown
• Woman’s cousins rushed inside the bedroom, beat up the man and stole his money when they heard the magic signal -- “Oh that feels so good.”
• Fort Myers: Man, 83, busted in boat ramp sex sting. Guess what else sucks, senior citizen? Jail

Multiple lovers can lead to confusion.

• Port St. Lucie: Olive oil during sex rubbed woman the wrong
• Girlfriend asked her lover to get the olive oil from the kitchen to use as a "sexual lubricant" — and then also asked him if he had brought the PAM.
• Bad karma: Pam happened to be the name of his secret lover.

Sick of all the sex in the Sunshine State? Calm down, but please don't follow this dude's lead.

• Port St. Lucie: Ouch! Teen shoots off his penis, testicle, cops say

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