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12-29-2012, 02:48 PM | #2 |
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I haven't laughed that hard at something on CP in long time. Thank you.
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12-29-2012, 03:22 PM | #3 |
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Pics or it didn't happen?!
Wait......nevermind.
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12-29-2012, 03:30 PM | #4 |
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Hahahahahahaha....
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or it could be nerves or you are geting old.
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12-29-2012, 03:32 PM | #6 |
Wasted away again...
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12-29-2012, 03:33 PM | #7 |
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12-29-2012, 03:34 PM | #8 |
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12-29-2012, 03:36 PM | #9 |
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You are not dying. Just another affliction that comes with being a Chiefs fan. Good luck.
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12-29-2012, 03:38 PM | #10 |
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You have the Cassel virus. It is going around this time of year.
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12-29-2012, 03:58 PM | #11 |
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I've never seen so many people this sick all at one time. Everyone in my family is sick....many of my friends status' on Facebook are saying they're sick, everyone at my work is sick, I'm ****in sicker than hell right now. The cold medicine I'm taking right now is making me constipated as hell. Spent nearly 1 hour on the shitter and after grunting and straining only a little shit pellet projectiled out like it was shot out of a AR-15 rifle, splashed some of the piss-filled toilet water up on my ball bag.
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12-29-2012, 04:03 PM | #12 |
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12-29-2012, 04:25 PM | #13 |
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Thank God you weren't sleeping in the buff or your sheets would have been a Rorschach test and your wife would not have been to happy to clean up that crime scene!
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12-29-2012, 04:46 PM | #14 |
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You're not dying, but if you ever have a hic-burp, you will feel like your abdomen is going to split wide open.
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12-29-2012, 04:48 PM | #15 |
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But does it burn when you pee or shart?
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