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Old 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 06-27-2013, 12:20 PM   #286
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It was really hard for me to get through the new Conan movie
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Old 06-27-2013, 12:50 PM   #287
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This movie was a dumpster fire... absolutely unfunny at any point and I turned it off after an hour. Ackroyd should have a bowling ball dropped on his right hand for making it.
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Old 06-27-2013, 01:02 PM   #288
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was horrible. I've seen Waterworld. There were exactly two good things about it - the altered Universal opening where the world flooded, and the end where you see that the sinking ship is the Exxon Valdez. Other than that, it sucked.
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Old 06-27-2013, 01:07 PM   #289
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I finished it simply because i paid for it. But that new OZ movie was terrible. The over saturated CGI just looked so bad. Simply going in another direction with the CGI would've at least made the movie a piece of eye candy.
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Old 06-27-2013, 01:08 PM   #290
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It was horrible. I've seen Waterworld. There were exactly two good things about it -
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Old 06-27-2013, 03:05 PM   #291
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Visioneers starring Zach Galifinakis. Worst movie Ive ever rented in my life.
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Old 06-27-2013, 04:18 PM   #292
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This movie was a dumpster fire... absolutely unfunny at any point and I turned it off after an hour. Ackroyd should have a bowling ball dropped on his right hand for making it.
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Old 06-27-2013, 04:26 PM   #293
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Honestly, it took me quite a few tries to get through 2001: A Space Odyssey. It always put me to sleep. I have since, gotten through it though and like it now. It took me a while, though.
Wow, you're the first person i've ever heard say a bad word about that movie, it may well be my very favorite of all-time, groundbreaking in every sense of the word.

I'm awed and inspired by it, easily the best sci-fi movie of all time, it delves into the deep end in a way that i thought Ridley Scott would attempt to in Prometheus.

I get serious goosebumps during both monolith scenes.
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Old 06-28-2013, 10:39 AM   #294
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Old 06-28-2013, 10:43 AM   #295
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Anchorman.

Yeah, that's right. I quit after an hour.
I was the same way with Talladega Nights.
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Old 06-28-2013, 11:16 AM   #296
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I was the same way with Talladega Nights.
Never even tried to watch that.
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Napolean Dynamite ( I've seen enough parts to basically say I've watched the entire movie from front to end, but I've never sat down and watched it all the way thru because it's always bored me.)
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Old 06-28-2013, 11:34 AM   #299
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Gattica
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Redline (a B movie version of Fast n Furious...just terrible, stars that Tim Matheson guy that played the congressman brother of Chris Farley in Black Sheep)
Napolean Dynamite ( I've seen enough parts to basically say I've watched the entire movie from front to end, but I've never sat down and watched it all the way thru because it's always bored me.)
did you even get to the sex scene?
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