Misc Masturbation Poll - Page 4

SomeRandomGirl · 03:57 PM

I'm sorry to do this, but I'm truly curious about this. I've wanted to ask this a while, as CP is the biggest group of random guys that I can access, but I didn't want to be that person. And considering I spend more time lurking than posting, this is just a weird thing to post and seems a bit trollish. It is not though. I'm just curious.

I've mentioned before that I participate on a rather large parenting forum. The majority of the posters there are women. I am often amazed at how other women view masturbation in general, and some of the responses that they give concerning their spouses and masturbation bother me.

So I'm curious about masturbation in general; how often you do it (if at all), does your spouse or significant other know or do you hide it? And this poll is open for all to answer, men and women.

I've never made a poll on here, so please bare with me.

Edited to add: By saying your spouse/significant other knows you do it, I mean they know in general that you do it, not that you tell him/her after each time.

SomeRandomGirl · 04-17-2013, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Okay, now that's funny.

I voted. I said weekly and he knows. but it's really less than weekly, more than monthly.

**DaneMcCloud** · 04-17-2013, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

I could only wish.

1. Never marry a chick that won't send you "Selfie's".
2. Never marry a chick that won't swallow your load.
3. Never marry a chick that won't mutually masturbate or masturbate, period.

Follow these guidelines and you'll be a happily married man.

Prison Bitch · 04-17-2013, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeRandomGirl

I voted. I said weekly and he knows. but it's really less than weekly, more than monthly.

Lame. You suck. GTFO

SomeRandomGirl · 04-17-2013, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

Don't care for the thread but why is the supposed chick allowed to post a poll and not answer her own question first? Ban that witch until she speaks up.

What's up with the animosity? And why don't you care for the poll? Are you one of the two?

I'm a chick. I'm a mother of two little girls. My husband is a huge CP reader, but I'm more outgoing than he is, so I post more frequently.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 04-17-2013, 04:11 PM

Poll fail, as I masturbate 5-12 times a day depending on which day of the week it is . I take every other weekend off from jerking and sometimes on Tuesday.

**DaneMcCloud** · 04-17-2013, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeRandomGirl

What's up with the animosity?

His user name is Prison Bitch.

**DaneMcCloud** · 04-17-2013, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

Poll fail, as I masturbate 5-12 times a day depending on which day of the week it is . I take every other weekend off from jerking and sometimes on Tuesday.

**DaFace** · 04-17-2013, 04:12 PM

My wife has actually gotten angry at an article she read once about women who get mad at their husbands for doing it.

**Dave Lane** · 04-17-2013, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

Poll fail, as I masturbate 5-12 times a day depending on which day of the week it is . I take every other weekend off from jerking and sometimes on Tuesday.

Flogging your own hog my boy.

ModSocks · 04-17-2013, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

1. Never marry a chick that won't send you "Selfie's".
2. Never marry a chick that won't swallow your load.
3. Never marry a chick that won't mutually masturbate or masturbate, period.

Follow these guidelines and you'll be a happily married man.

heh.

2 & 3 Aren't issues.

Media is the problem (i did get to film our honey moon though).

The problem is, we've watched too much amateur porn together, so now she thinks that if we ever get a divorce, i'll post her pics/vids all over the internet, therefore, no pics or vids.

Valid concern i suppose.

**Bugeater** · 04-17-2013, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief

Girl posts about masturbation. Thread hits 100.

In less than an hour.

**DaneMcCloud** · 04-17-2013, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

heh.

2 & 3 Aren't issues.

Good to hear. I had a good friend that swore he's never marry a chick that didn't swallow yet, he married a chick that didn't swallow. They were divorced within 2 years.

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

Media is the problem (i did get to film our honey moon though).

The problem is, we've watched too much amateur porn together, so now she thinks that if we ever get a divorce, i'll post her pics/vids all over the internet, therefore, no pics or vids.

Valid concern i suppose.

Yeah, that's a valid concern.

**Donger** · 04-17-2013, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

In less than an hour.

And six guys have already jerked off over the thread.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 04-17-2013, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

Poll fail, as I masturbate 5-12 times a day depending on which day of the week it is . I take every other weekend off from jerking and sometimes on Tuesday.

Edit: Forgot to add that my wife is fully aware and very encouraging.

**Donger** · 04-17-2013, 04:15 PM

I've never really understood the whole "you must swallow my ejaculate!" thing.

View Poll Results: Masturbation
I masturbate daily and my spouse/significant other does not know.	19	14.62%
I masturbate daily and my spouse/significant other knows.	16	12.31%
I masturbate a few times a week and my spouse/significant other does not know.	24	18.46%
I masturbate a few times a week and my spouse/significant other knows.	33	25.38%
I masturbate weekly and my spouse/significant other does not know.	5	3.85%
I masturbate weekly and my spouse/significant other knows.	12	9.23%
I rarely masturbate and my spouse/significant other does not know.	2	1.54%
I rarely masturbate and my spouse/significant other knows.	0	0%
I do not masturbate.	7	5.38%
Other	12	9.23%
Voters: 130. You may not vote on this poll

04-17-2013, 03:48 PM
SomeRandomGirl Super Chunty Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Iowa Casino cash: $10004945	Masturbation Poll I'm sorry to do this, but I'm truly curious about this. I've wanted to ask this a while, as CP is the biggest group of random guys that I can access, but I didn't want to be that person. And considering I spend more time lurking than posting, this is just a weird thing to post and seems a bit trollish. It is not though. I'm just curious. I've mentioned before that I participate on a rather large parenting forum. The majority of the posters there are women. I am often amazed at how other women view masturbation in general, and some of the responses that they give concerning their spouses and masturbation bother me. So I'm curious about masturbation in general; how often you do it (if at all), does your spouse or significant other know or do you hide it? And this poll is open for all to answer, men and women. I've never made a poll on here, so please bare with me. Edited to add: By saying your spouse/significant other knows you do it, I mean they know in general that you do it, not that you tell him/her after each time. Last edited by SomeRandomGirl; 04-17-2013 at 03:57 PM.. Reason: Explaining something.
Posts: 138

04-17-2013, 04:11 PM	#50
Hog's Gone Fishin Fish are scared of me Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1730477	Poll fail, as I masturbate 5-12 times a day depending on which day of the week it is . I take every other weekend off from jerking and sometimes on Tuesday.
Posts: 40,331

04-17-2013, 04:12 PM	#53
DaFace Kind of a mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $2056899	My wife has actually gotten angry at an article she read once about women who get mad at their husbands for doing it.
Posts: 51,749

04-17-2013, 04:15 PM	#60
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $10379900 VARSITY	I've never really understood the whole "you must swallow my ejaculate!" thing. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
Posts: 180,681