Life I can't stand American women! - Page 11

AphexPhin · 06-11-2013, 07:19 AM

I'm sorry (actually I'm not) but I have had it up to here with American women. Too many of them are self entitled stuck up biatches its sickening.

I got back from Europe and it was like night & day. German women were hands down my favorite. They liked American guys cause we didnt take ourselves that seriously and that we are normally circumsized. Also Amsterdam is another great place to visit. Not only for the weed but for the women too. You can meet all sorts of different European women there.

Haven't been to Russia or Croatia but am playing on going to Croatia sometime hopefully next summer with some friends (they have relatives that live there, their cousins I think so we can crash at their crib)

Now before you think I'm some bitter fat nerdy American guy that cant get laid here in the States, I want to tell you that you are waaaay off. I have no problems getting laid or getting dates. Its just I've become so frustrated with how American women are nowadays. I didnt remember that it was this way in high school or college. I think its cause I'm now 30 and all the women I meet want a provider or high roller. Now I make decent money but not in the six figure range so that right there knocks me down a few pegs.

And dont get me wrong there are nice American women but most of them are fat or just avg looking and thats not something I want. I want at least an 8 since i consider myself an 8.

tooge · 06-11-2013, 12:14 PM

just go back to Europe and **** four 2's.

Sorter · 06-11-2013, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu

He's a musician who plays kind of trippy, electronic ambient music. I guess it's supposed to be dance music maybe, but it doesn't do much for me. I think that's his face in the center of that green furry costume in AphexPhin's avatar.

I don't like it.

patteeu · 06-11-2013, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter

I don't like it.

I don't either. My teenaged daughter just heard me listening to that video and she said, "Whatever that is, I hate it."

teedubya · 06-11-2013, 12:22 PM

I only date women that are a "nine", and normally give two of them my D at a time. I can also throw a football over that mountain over there. I'm pretty much the coolest person on the internet.

AphexPhin · 06-11-2013, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty

His username is actually AphexPhin. I assumed he was a Dolphins fan who liked trippy music (and had an unrealistic outlook on life).

lol you've almost got me down to the tee. I do love all things Miami(and yeah they do have a lot of beautiful women there on South Beach, the Fins and the Heat) and definitely a huge fan of Aphex Twin (especially their music videos) BUT I do have a very realistic outlook on life. I dont just expect a slammin hot Euro woman to fall in my lap, I have realistic expectations. I'm also not expecting all American girls to look like a Victoria Secret model, but DAMN,so many of these American women let themselves go. Stats and facts dont lie. A lot of American women are unhealthy and overweight. I'm not even asking for a chick like Mila Kunis. Just a normal decent looking NICE girl. Hell, I'd even settle for a 7 . I

went to my high school's 10 yr reunion and the amount of the former "hot" or "decent" chicks went down the drain. So many of them were fat and or chubby or flat out obese. I still had a good time seeing everyone and felt a lot better about myself too. My boys from high school and I were clowning on this one chick (we'll call her Courtney) who was pretty cute in hs and we all had a crush on her. Now she was fat, divorced with a kid. We got a good chuckle out of that one.

And please dont ban me. I do apologize if I came on a little strong. Didnt intend to do that so I will take a chill pill and definitely wont personally attack any of the fine folks on here. Sounds good?

Sorter · 06-11-2013, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by teedubya

I only date women that are a "nine", and normally give two of them my D at a time. I can also throw a football over that mountain over there. I'm pretty much the coolest person on the internet.

Your choice.

Radar Chief · 06-11-2013, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by teedubya

I only date women that are "nine",

**ptlyon** · 06-11-2013, 12:29 PM

Fatophobe

BlackHelicopters · 06-11-2013, 12:33 PM

Eleventy

AphexPhin · 06-11-2013, 12:36 PM

the fact is American women are waaaaay more shallow than American men. Am I a bit shallow? Sure , everyone is in some way or another but American women take it to a whole other level.

Lets go down the list shall we?

Would an American guy turn down a female because of her height??? **** NO!!! American guys and guys all over the world dont give a flying hoot whether the chick is 6ft tall or 4'11.

American women (and a lot of women for that matter but mostly American women) I've noticed mainly set out to find guys over 6ft. THANK GOD I was born with good genes (I'm 6'2 with a swimmers build) so I dont have to worry about being turned down by a chick because of my height. But my heart goes out to all the guys that are vertically challenged. And not even that vertically challenged. I know chicks that are 5'4 at best and refuse to date men under 6 ft. Are you flippin kidding me?!?!?! That is disgraceful. I mean, I get it. We all have our preferences but that shit is ridiculous imo.

Back to the talk of money. No man (and I mean no man) is EVER looking for a woman to be a provider. NONE! WOmen on the other hand are wanting to get a provider to provide for them. Now again, we all have our preferences but I dont care how hot the chick is. If she's in it for the money and if money is one of her biggest turnons then she can rot in hell. Instantly turned off.

El Jefe · 06-11-2013, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AphexPhin

lol you've almost got me down to the tee. I do love all things Miami(and yeah they do have a lot of beautiful women there on South Beach, the Fins and the Heat) and definitely a huge fan of Aphex Twin (especially their music videos) BUT I do have a very realistic outlook on life. I dont just expect a slammin hot Euro woman to fall in my lap, I have realistic expectations. I'm also not expecting all American girls to look like a Victoria Secret model, but DAMN,so many of these American women let themselves go. Stats and facts dont lie. A lot of American women are unhealthy and overweight. I'm not even asking for a chick like Mila Kunis. Just a normal decent looking NICE girl. Hell, I'd even settle for a 7 . I

went to my high school's 10 yr reunion and the amount of the former "hot" or "decent" chicks went down the drain. So many of them were fat and or chubby or flat out obese. I still had a good time seeing everyone and felt a lot better about myself too. My boys from high school and I were clowning on this one chick (we'll call her Courtney) who was pretty cute in hs and we all had a crush on her. Now she was fat, divorced with a kid. We got a good chuckle out of that one.

And please dont ban me. I do apologize if I came on a little strong. Didnt intend to do that so I will take a chill pill and definitely wont personally attack any of the fine folks on here. Sounds good?

You are as interesting as Hootie (that's not a complement). I will not ban you this time, but you are on thin ice Nancy.

R8RFAN · 06-11-2013, 12:43 PM

Take a bath everyday and get your rat teeth fixed = SCORE

tooge · 06-11-2013, 12:43 PM

I never went for nines. If I couldn't get one, I'd have to get two 4.5's, and those are pretty rare. A threesome with three threes wasn't very likely, and after that, the math was always too hard to do when I was drunk. I always stick to even numbers.

patteeu · 06-11-2013, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AphexPhin

the fact is American women are waaaaay more shallow than American men. Am I a bit shallow? Sure , everyone is in some way or another but American women take it to a whole other level.

Lets go down the list shall we?

Would an American guy turn down a female because of her height??? **** NO!!! American guys and guys all over the world dont give a flying hoot whether the chick is 6ft tall or 4'11.

American women (and a lot of women for that matter but mostly American women) I've noticed mainly set out to find guys over 6ft. THANK GOD I was born with good genes (I'm 6'2 with a swimmers build) so I dont have to worry about being turned down by a chick because of my height. But my heart goes out to all the guys that are vertically challenged. And not even that vertically challenged. I know chicks that are 5'4 at best and refuse to date men under 6 ft. Are you flippin kidding me?!?!?! That is disgraceful. I mean, I get it. We all have our preferences but that shit is ridiculous imo.

Back to the talk of money. No man (and I mean no man) is EVER looking for a woman to be a provider. NONE! WOmen on the other hand are wanting to get a provider to provide for them. Now again, we all have our preferences but I dont care how hot the chick is. If she's in it for the money and if money is one of her biggest turnons then she can rot in hell. Instantly turned off.

I think American guys are generally more shallow than American women. You haven't given me any reason to believe you're an exception.

Women tend to look for a provider or a father figure and men tend to look for a mother or a slave. I think it's probably more cultural than genetic, but who knows.

I sense that the problem here is that you wouldn't be a very good provider. Am I close?

tooge · 06-11-2013, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AphexPhin

the fact is American women are waaaaay more shallow than American men. Am I a bit shallow? Sure , everyone is in some way or another but American women take it to a whole other level.

Lets go down the list shall we?

Would an American guy turn down a female because of her height??? **** NO!!! American guys and guys all over the world dont give a flying hoot whether the chick is 6ft tall or 4'11.

American women (and a lot of women for that matter but mostly American women) I've noticed mainly set out to find guys over 6ft. THANK GOD I was born with good genes (I'm 6'2 with a swimmers build) so I dont have to worry about being turned down by a chick because of my height. But my heart goes out to all the guys that are vertically challenged. And not even that vertically challenged. I know chicks that are 5'4 at best and refuse to date men under 6 ft. Are you flippin kidding me?!?!?! That is disgraceful. I mean, I get it. We all have our preferences but that shit is ridiculous imo.

Back to the talk of money. No man (and I mean no man) is EVER looking for a woman to be a provider. NONE! WOmen on the other hand are wanting to get a provider to provide for them. Now again, we all have our preferences but I dont care how hot the chick is. If she's in it for the money and if money is one of her biggest turnons then she can rot in hell. Instantly turned off.

I wan't nothing to do with midget women. Nothing. Call me shallow if you must.

06-11-2013, 07:19 AM
AphexPhin Banned Join Date: May 2013 Casino cash: $10004900	I can't stand American women! I'm sorry (actually I'm not) but I have had it up to here with American women. Too many of them are self entitled stuck up biatches its sickening. I got back from Europe and it was like night & day. German women were hands down my favorite. They liked American guys cause we didnt take ourselves that seriously and that we are normally circumsized. Also Amsterdam is another great place to visit. Not only for the weed but for the women too. You can meet all sorts of different European women there. Haven't been to Russia or Croatia but am playing on going to Croatia sometime hopefully next summer with some friends (they have relatives that live there, their cousins I think so we can crash at their crib) Now before you think I'm some bitter fat nerdy American guy that cant get laid here in the States, I want to tell you that you are waaaay off. I have no problems getting laid or getting dates. Its just I've become so frustrated with how American women are nowadays. I didnt remember that it was this way in high school or college. I think its cause I'm now 30 and all the women I meet want a provider or high roller. Now I make decent money but not in the six figure range so that right there knocks me down a few pegs. And dont get me wrong there are nice American women but most of them are fat or just avg looking and thats not something I want. I want at least an 8 since i consider myself an 8.
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06-11-2013, 12:36 PM	#160
AphexPhin Banned Join Date: May 2013 Casino cash: $10004900	the fact is American women are waaaaay more shallow than American men. Am I a bit shallow? Sure , everyone is in some way or another but American women take it to a whole other level. Lets go down the list shall we? Would an American guy turn down a female because of her height??? **** NO!!! American guys and guys all over the world dont give a flying hoot whether the chick is 6ft tall or 4'11. American women (and a lot of women for that matter but mostly American women) I've noticed mainly set out to find guys over 6ft. THANK GOD I was born with good genes (I'm 6'2 with a swimmers build) so I dont have to worry about being turned down by a chick because of my height. But my heart goes out to all the guys that are vertically challenged. And not even that vertically challenged. I know chicks that are 5'4 at best and refuse to date men under 6 ft. Are you flippin kidding me?!?!?! That is disgraceful. I mean, I get it. We all have our preferences but that shit is ridiculous imo. Back to the talk of money. No man (and I mean no man) is EVER looking for a woman to be a provider. NONE! WOmen on the other hand are wanting to get a provider to provide for them. Now again, we all have our preferences but I dont care how hot the chick is. If she's in it for the money and if money is one of her biggest turnons then she can rot in hell. Instantly turned off.
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tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $3974112	I never went for nines. If I couldn't get one, I'd have to get two 4.5's, and those are pretty rare. A threesome with three threes wasn't very likely, and after that, the math was always too hard to do when I was drunk. I always stick to even numbers.
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