Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 29 - TimBone versus Bwana

**Rain Man** · 07-21-2018, 03:15 PM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - At the CP bash (people know the combatants)
Starting Distance - 6 feet

TimBone

Main Weapon - Flame thrower
Backup Weapon - Thick glass bottle

Prep Time - 8 Minutes
Special Factors - Your main weapon is given to you at the beginning of your prep time, not at time t=0, but it's in one of those hard to open plastic shrinkwrapped clamshell things.

Bwana

Main Weapon - Nunchaku
Backup Weapon - 10 Lawn darts

Prep Time - 42 seconds
Special Factors - You get a two-second head start at the beginning of the match.

Pablo · 07-21-2018, 03:17 PM

Shit that flamethrower is not getting out of that clamshell in time. Six feet starting distance eh? Tim is getting beat to death with nunchuks.

Otter · 07-21-2018, 03:23 PM

2 second head start
6 feet starting distance
RIP TimBone

**SAUTO** · 07-21-2018, 03:23 PM

Tough match

**digger** · 07-21-2018, 03:25 PM

Impaled with the lawn darts then beaten with the Nunchaku.Bwana for the win. Flame thrower half opened doesn't do anything.

**Bowser** · 07-21-2018, 03:27 PM

BAWAN is actually a black belt IRL, so unless TimBone has a lightsaber to cut through that damnable clamshell crap, BAWAN is going to get a drum beat going upside Tim's head with those 'chucks. And call me skeptical, but I don't think that thick bottle is going to help in this case, especially with patteeu screaming out MOD ABUSE in the middle of the bash.

BAWAN wins this Thunderdome of mod-on-mod abuse.

**TimBone** · 07-21-2018, 03:27 PM

Have I ever mentioned that I'm absolutely fantastic at opening those plastic shrinkwrapped clamshell things?

stumppy · 07-21-2018, 04:01 PM

Too bad Tim. Hope you recover in time for the game day Chat Room.

**Bwana** · 07-21-2018, 04:06 PM

That was a solid draw, I actually trained with chucks for over 20 years. They will kick your butt until you master them and I had many lumps and bruises to prove it. A guy I was training with actually managed to smack himself in the nuts and ended up in the ER.

**Rain Man** · 07-21-2018, 04:09 PM

If I'm at the CP bash, I would give TimBone my steak knife with about three minutes left in his waiting period, just to see how fast he can open the package.

**TimBone** · 07-21-2018, 04:10 PM

Yeah, my match finally arrives....and the dude I'm battling has trained to a master level with nunchucks, and DRAWS FREAKING NUNCHUCKS.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

**TimBone** · 07-21-2018, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy

Too bad Tim. Hope you recover in time for the game day Chat Room.

I'll be there, bud. Bruised and battered, apparently, but I'll be there.

**Rain Man** · 07-21-2018, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

Yeah, my match finally arrives....and the dude I'm battling has trained to a master level with nunchucks, and DRAWS FREAKING NUNCHUCKS.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

Am I to assume that you're not highly trained in flame throwers?

vailpass · 07-21-2018, 04:39 PM

Can Tbone outrun Bawan to get somewhere to lock himself in until he gets the flamethrower open?

**Rain Man** · 07-21-2018, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass

Can Tbone outrun Bawan to get somewhere to lock himself in until he gets the flamethrower open?

That's certainly an option. I still contend that he can just ask around for a knife, too.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
TimBone	8	18.18%
Bwana	36	81.82%
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07-21-2018, 03:15 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3358491 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 29 - TimBone versus Bwana Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - At the CP bash (people know the combatants) Starting Distance - 6 feet TimBone Main Weapon - Flame thrower Backup Weapon - Thick glass bottle Prep Time - 8 Minutes Special Factors - Your main weapon is given to you at the beginning of your prep time, not at time t=0, but it's in one of those hard to open plastic shrinkwrapped clamshell things. Bwana Main Weapon - Nunchaku Backup Weapon - 10 Lawn darts Prep Time - 42 seconds Special Factors - You get a two-second head start at the beginning of the match.
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07-21-2018, 03:17 PM	#2
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $2059356	Shit that flamethrower is not getting out of that clamshell in time. Six feet starting distance eh? Tim is getting beat to death with nunchuks.
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07-21-2018, 03:23 PM	#4
SAUTO Shit Join Date: Jun 2008 Casino cash: $10039067	Tough match
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07-21-2018, 03:25 PM	#5
digger Thread I will end you....... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kansas City, KS Casino cash: $1862608 VARSITY	Impaled with the lawn darts then beaten with the Nunchaku.Bwana for the win. Flame thrower half opened doesn't do anything. __________________ Patrick Mahomes II MVP 2X Super Bowl MVP 3x Travis Kelce TE GOAT
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07-21-2018, 03:27 PM	#6
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $3481616	BAWAN is actually a black belt IRL, so unless TimBone has a lightsaber to cut through that damnable clamshell crap, BAWAN is going to get a drum beat going upside Tim's head with those 'chucks. And call me skeptical, but I don't think that thick bottle is going to help in this case, especially with patteeu screaming out MOD ABUSE in the middle of the bash. BAWAN wins this Thunderdome of mod-on-mod abuse.
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07-21-2018, 03:27 PM	#7
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	Have I ever mentioned that I'm absolutely fantastic at opening those plastic shrinkwrapped clamshell things?
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07-21-2018, 04:01 PM	#8
stumppy New and Improved Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Springfield, Mo. Casino cash: $1528590	Too bad Tim. Hope you recover in time for the game day Chat Room. __________________ “As a nation, we can endure damaging policies for a four-year term. But we cannot survive a president willing to terminate our Constitution”
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07-21-2018, 04:06 PM	#9
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139583647	That was a solid draw, I actually trained with chucks for over 20 years. They will kick your butt until you master them and I had many lumps and bruises to prove it. A guy I was training with actually managed to smack himself in the nuts and ended up in the ER. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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07-21-2018, 04:09 PM	#10
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3358491 VARSITY	If I'm at the CP bash, I would give TimBone my steak knife with about three minutes left in his waiting period, just to see how fast he can open the package. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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07-21-2018, 04:10 PM	#11
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	Yeah, my match finally arrives....and the dude I'm battling has trained to a master level with nunchucks, and DRAWS FREAKING NUNCHUCKS. THIS IS BULLSHIT.
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07-21-2018, 04:39 PM	#14
vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	Can Tbone outrun Bawan to get somewhere to lock himself in until he gets the flamethrower open? __________________ “Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.” Joseph Stalin
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