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Old 12-29-2012, 02:43 PM  
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WTF ... The dreaded Sneeze/Shart

Holiday inevitably leads to catching a cold from being around all the extra people.

I've been coming down with the sniffles and sneezing a lot.

I'm sitting on the side of my bed and feel the sneeze coming. At this point, sneezing feels good so i let it come.

ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo .... let a huge sneeze fly


I immediately know that something is wrong and clamp the butt cheeks closed.

Dam ... that sneeze/fart sounded and felt way too wet.

Waddle to the toilet and let it go ... nothing but brown water. Not diarrhea ... literally brown water.

Then i look down and see this wet spot on my underwear. ****!!

Then i see the same on my sweat pants. Holy ****!!

I take them off and go back to bedroom to get new clothing and another dam spot on the bed sheets.

What the ****ing hell ... i'm blowing a water spout out of my ass.




am i dying?
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Old 12-29-2012, 06:53 PM   #31
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Old 12-29-2012, 06:58 PM   #32
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:29 PM   #33
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:22 PM   #34
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Old 12-29-2012, 11:23 PM   #35
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Old 12-29-2012, 11:33 PM   #36
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Old 12-30-2012, 12:54 AM   #37
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I cringe every time I sneeze or cough regardless of whether I'm under the weather. I have 50-60 pair of underwear & have sharted/pissed in every pair.
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:35 AM   #38
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:38 AM   #39
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:49 AM   #40
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:47 AM   #41
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:53 AM   #43
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It's the realization that Reid is trading down to take a lineman and will take a QB with the 33rd or 66th pick and thinks he can coach up Cassel as our backup
So you think he's going to shart the pick?
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:55 AM   #44
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So has nobody else ever shit their pants straight up? No sneeze, no little shart juice...but a real pants shitting? I shit mine...
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So you think he's going to shart the pick?
Yes, I believe he will trade down more than likely if he can because as he said, "we have been blessed with the first pick and you MUST DO THE RIGHT THING with the first pick. And I think he will eventually come to the point where he will see the 'right thing to do with the first pick' is to trade down and accumulate a pick or two and may even trade down twice if he stays with Albert at OT. But with Albert's back problems he probably will take Joekel and then take the best QB available in his eyes with the 33rd.
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