Music I Want to Embarrass One of My Groomsmen at My W-Reception,Would Like Your Suggestions - Page 7

rico · 06-13-2013, 04:45 PM

So I got married in Vegas a few weeks ago. Vegas is one backwards-ass city. Had a lot of fun.

So we are having the wedding reception in a few weeks and I am having my groomsmen choose a song to be played when they enter the room and approach the head table with the bridesmaids. I am sure all of you know are aware of what groomsmen entrance songs at wedding receptions are, so no further description necessary.

To say the least, this has been a frustrating process. Most of them have been putting WAY too much time and effort into it. It has been like "pulling teeth" trying to get them to choose the "perfect song."

One of my groomsmen was so conflicted and inde-freaking-cisive in terms of what song he should choose, that he sent this text to me today, "I have my song narrowed down to a few, but can't decide. Can you just think of something cool for me? I know I can count on you for that. Thanks, rico."

PERFECT

I replied with, "sure thing, man. You can count on me! I will come up with something that I know will fit you." That was a bunch of bullshit. Oh, you bet your ass that I am going to attempt to select the perfect song for him. But it's going to be perfect "funny," not perfect "fitting." And no one (including him obviously), with an exception of the DJ, is going to know what the song is until it is actually played when he enters the building and makes his way to the head table.

This particular groomsman, is a friend of mine from college. We were roommates for a couple years. He is a stereotypical hill-rod who literally spends all day listening to the pop-country FM stations on the radio while he dinks around the house doing random shit. He is kind of big and burly, was a successful wrestler in HS, speaks with a gruff voice (like he's growling) and grew up on a farm. He and I CONSTANTLY razz each other when we hang out. We have done this from the first day we met. Constantly giving each other shit. Constantly making fun of each other...about everything. With that said, I am surprised as hell that he actually trusts me with this task.

He is also an obnoxious, biased, tunnel-visioned Chicago White Sox and Dallas Cowboys fan. Hell, I won't be surprised if he is wearing his dumb, goofy-looking adjustable Chicago White Sox cap during pre-reception pictures and during the entire reception. I rarely see him not wearing that damn hat. He's had it for years too. I don't know if there are any songs out there that would piss a White Sox or Cowboys fan off, but if there is one..let me know!!!

Ok, so if this guy chose his own song, it would probably something that I personally would consider to be stupid as hell. Something like: "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney or "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" by Big and Rich. However, he made the unwise decision to put his "song of choice" in my hands. And as a result, his entrance at my wedding reception is going to be awesome.

So what y'all got? So far, I am stuck on the song below, but will gladly change it if you guys are able to suggest something better. Think of something CORNY as hell that would embarrass a hill-rod.Thanks in advance!!!

And please. No, "Barbie Girl" song. I've actually witnessed dudes enter a reception with that song because they wanted to be perceived as funny. I don't want this guy to come off as trying to be funny. I want 99% of the people there to think he is gay (NTTAWWT), not funny....because that would razz the hell out of him.

rico · 06-14-2013, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by morphius

I think one of the keys, if you do something he knows, is to have it start playing something he will dig so he comes out all pumped up, and then switch it part way through. Sort of like doing the intro or guitar piece of the song so he comes out dancing and mid step/beat switch to, "I feel like a woman"...

Haha, his expression when the music is switched would be priceless. In mid-stride, he'd probably get a disgusted look on his face and in his growly voice, be like, "WHAT THE **** IS THIS?!?!"

WhawhaWhat · 06-14-2013, 12:42 PM

rico · 06-14-2013, 12:56 PM

rico · 06-19-2013, 06:56 PM

I sent the song list to the DJ today. Anyone want to take a stab at what I selected? It was one of your suggestions, not my own.

**mlyonsd** · 06-19-2013, 07:13 PM

Dancing Queen.

rico · 06-19-2013, 08:12 PM

Winner-winner-chicken-dinner:

And I have to admit, I've played this song so many times for my daughter now that I actually kind of like it and think it's funny. My friend will HATE it though. I'm going to tell him that he is entering to "Thunderstruck" by ACDC or "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" by Big and Rich. Boy is he going to be embarrassed.

**Shogun** · 06-19-2013, 08:15 PM

Good choice

**CrazyPhuD** · 06-19-2013, 08:15 PM

Can you put a pink spotlight on him as he enters?

rico · 06-19-2013, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

Can you put a pink spotlight on him as he enters?

That is an AWESOME suggestion. I most certainly will find out.

**TimBone** · 11-27-2013, 06:58 PM

So how did this turn out?

Dayze · 11-28-2013, 01:19 AM

it turns out midgets have a much lower tolerance of cocaine than a normal person.

and it turns out, the groomsman's kids didn't think that story was as cool as he originally thought.

ghak99 · 11-28-2013, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson

So how did this turn out?

I hope he bolds the important parts.

11-28-2013, 01:46 AM

I had 3 hours to kill so I clicked in expecting a Rico update.

Dayze · 11-28-2013, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I had 3 hours to kill so I clicked in expecting a Rico update.

ChiefRocka · 11-28-2013, 08:37 AM

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rico ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH! Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Da SEI Casino cash: $4684809	I Want to Embarrass One of My Groomsmen at My W-Reception,Would Like Your Suggestions So I got married in Vegas a few weeks ago. Vegas is one backwards-ass city. Had a lot of fun. So we are having the wedding reception in a few weeks and I am having my groomsmen choose a song to be played when they enter the room and approach the head table with the bridesmaids. I am sure all of you know are aware of what groomsmen entrance songs at wedding receptions are, so no further description necessary. To say the least, this has been a frustrating process. Most of them have been putting WAY too much time and effort into it. It has been like "pulling teeth" trying to get them to choose the "perfect song." One of my groomsmen was so conflicted and inde-freaking-cisive in terms of what song he should choose, that he sent this text to me today, "I have my song narrowed down to a few, but can't decide. Can you just think of something cool for me? I know I can count on you for that. Thanks, rico." PERFECT I replied with, "sure thing, man. You can count on me! I will come up with something that I know will fit you." That was a bunch of bullshit. Oh, you bet your ass that I am going to attempt to select the perfect song for him. But it's going to be perfect "funny," not perfect "fitting." And no one (including him obviously), with an exception of the DJ, is going to know what the song is until it is actually played when he enters the building and makes his way to the head table. This particular groomsman, is a friend of mine from college. We were roommates for a couple years. He is a stereotypical hill-rod who literally spends all day listening to the pop-country FM stations on the radio while he dinks around the house doing random shit. He is kind of big and burly, was a successful wrestler in HS, speaks with a gruff voice (like he's growling) and grew up on a farm. He and I CONSTANTLY razz each other when we hang out. We have done this from the first day we met. Constantly giving each other shit. Constantly making fun of each other...about everything. With that said, I am surprised as hell that he actually trusts me with this task. He is also an obnoxious, biased, tunnel-visioned Chicago White Sox and Dallas Cowboys fan. Hell, I won't be surprised if he is wearing his dumb, goofy-looking adjustable Chicago White Sox cap during pre-reception pictures and during the entire reception. I rarely see him not wearing that damn hat. He's had it for years too. I don't know if there are any songs out there that would piss a White Sox or Cowboys fan off, but if there is one..let me know!!! Ok, so if this guy chose his own song, it would probably something that I personally would consider to be stupid as hell. Something like: "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney or "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" by Big and Rich. However, he made the unwise decision to put his "song of choice" in my hands. And as a result, his entrance at my wedding reception is going to be awesome. So what y'all got? So far, I am stuck on the song below, but will gladly change it if you guys are able to suggest something better. Think of something CORNY as hell that would embarrass a hill-rod.Thanks in advance!!! And please. No, "Barbie Girl" song. I've actually witnessed dudes enter a reception with that song because they wanted to be perceived as funny. I don't want this guy to come off as trying to be funny. I want 99% of the people there to think he is gay (NTTAWWT), not funny....because that would razz the hell out of him.
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