Anyone hear have a STD?

[MrGiggity]

Think I might have the drips. ****.



Here not hear. FML

[booger]

Originally Posted by Dayze

if you squint your eyes and look at the inside, it looks like a new born puppy sucking on a teet.

I like puppies and teets!!

[Dayze]

Originally Posted by booger

I like puppies and teets!!

also a tasty dish at your local Vietnamese restaurant.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by scho63

You will KNOW when you catch the clap. There is no MAYBE. Your dingus will feel like razor blades are shooting out each time you piss and you will have pus dripping out your pee hole.



It is the second most painful experience right behind Pancreatitis.

I had it once. That's what you get when you're messing around with a woman who's cheating..

I must have had a mild case, though. I only had some itching in the urethra and a slight burn when I peed. The worst part about it was the drip. The shit was constant and it first started on a Friday when the clinic wouldn't open until Monday so I was stuck with the shit all weekend. I'd take a shower, put on a fresh pair of boxers for bed, then wake up the next morning with white-ish shit caked all on the inside. ****ing gross.

It was a good experience though. I was only 19 and up to that point in my life, I had gone raw in every chick I'd ever had sex with. I was on track to have a life ruiner, err I mean kid, and probably catch something I couldn't get rid of..

I was also lucky to show symptoms. Neither the girl I was ****ing nor her boyfriend or the whore he was ****ing ever showed symptoms as far as I know. That shit can wreak havoc on your reproductive organs if left unchecked.