Gather 'round Mount Olive, O' Children of the Lord

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Q&A with HIS HOLINESS MATT CASSEL - 5/18

May 18, 2009, 3:42:12 PM


OTA #1
Q: Talk about Coach Haley’s approach with the players this off-season?

1ST APOSTLE: “He is coming out with great enthusiasm and he is getting after us. That is what we need right now. He is pushing everybody to be the best that they can be and he is coming out with an attitude. He is trying to get everyone to come out with an attitude and expect to win and play hard for 60 minutes.”

Q: What is the biggest challenge of coming in here and trying to figure out where this team is at?

BUDDHA: “That is why we are out here right now. We are trying to figure out what we have. We have to build on our strengths and work on our weaknesses and try and get better each and every day. We will get to where we need to be.”

Q: How important are these voluntary workouts?

VISHNU: “It’s huge for us and its huge for this team. We have had great attendance up to this point. If we can continue to build on that and continue to have guys buy in, it just helps us in the long run.”

Q: Are the practices similar to what you did in New England?

MOHAMMAD: “It feels familiar, but at the same time I think it is a combination of both. The format is very similar. I don’t know how all teams work in terms of OTAs and practice this time of year, but they are all very similar I can imagine. We are out there and Coach Haley is doing it his way and he is working really hard to get this team to buy in and have an attitude when we go on the field.”

Q: Do you feel like this is your football team yet?

ST. PETER: “I am going in with that mentality that I am the starter. I go out there with that mentality each and every day that opening day I will be the starter and we will be ready to rock and roll.”

Q: Is it nerve racking to be in a new place?

MOTHER TERESA: “It is new surroundings for me and all the new guys that come into this locker room, rookie and veterans included. You meet new people. It’s a new playbook, so you just dive right in and try to get a handle on it.”

Q: Was TE Tony Gonzalez someone you were looking forward to playing with?

ST JOHN THE BAPTIST: “Tony is a great player, one of the best tight ends to ever play the game. He is a guy that I have a tremendous respect for. I am sure he is going to go in and help Atlanta. I don’t make the decisions around here. Coach Haley and (Scott) Pioli decided to go a different direction and I put my trust in them. We are going to move on. We will be successful if we just keep working.”

Q: Is your relationship with your teammates strengthening?

ZEUS: “That is what we are doing this time of year. We are trying to build relationships, trying to work on strengths and weaknesses and getting some of the chemistry together.”

Q: What do you have to do to get your mind ready to potentially be the starting quarterback for the Chiefs this season?

THE KRAKEN: “It is about perseverance and overcoming adversity. One of the things I always say is, ‘expect nothing, earn everything.’ It happens a lot in the NFL. You have to step up when you get your opportunity and I was able to get an opportunity last year and I showed a lot of people I could play, including myself. I am just happy to put myself in a position where I can continue to do what I love which is play football. I am blessed and I am fortunate to have that opportunity because I believed in myself and I surrounded myself with people who believed in me. ”

Q: Does it concern you that you have not signed a long-term contract, yet?

OOGA-BOOGA, GOD OF LOST AMAZONIAN TRIBESPEOPLE: “I really leave that up to my agent, Scott (Pioli) and everybody else that handles that type of thing. For me it is just really about coming in here, learning the playbook and getting better each and every day and concentrating on football. I think the rest of it takes care of itself.”

[Pablo]

See, there are only two religious deities at CP.

Mark Sanchez

and

Aaron Curry.

And since nobody talks about Curry nowadays, and Sanchez is brought up on a daily basis, it's clear he's the chosen one, the messiah. Sanchez is the root of Draft Planet's deep and painful butthurt.

[doomy3]

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

See here's what you miss.

We aren't weaping. We are commenting how much of an utter ****ing douche you are. There's a difference. Did you learn comprehension before you dropped out of high school to turn into a cross-dresser?

Yeah, I would think this would be pretty simple to understand. Apparently not.

[Saccopoo]

I don't know...I thought "The Kraken" was kinda funny.

[the Talking Can]

what a fukwad

[Hammock Parties]

The Kraken!

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by mikey23545

ROR = GoChiefs

You = ****tard

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

"Cassel loves me this I know,
'Cause Saint Douchey told me so".

[Messier]

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

"Cassel loves me this I know,
'Cause Saint Douchey told me so".

So you don't like Cassel?

[Pioli Zombie]

There are too many Jesuses out there. Can we decide on one already? Curry is old news.
I say Sanchez because he's been annointed as a Hall of Famer by the New York media because he was the USC QB for one season.
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by doomy3

Could you possibly be more reeruned?

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

I actually feel sorry for him. The "look at me" nonsense he displays obviously comes from the lack of attention he receives in his personal life.

He sits and defends Mecca every chance he gets and then talks about a lot of gay activity.

I bet he puts eyeliner on and wears a mesh shirt before he logs into ChiefsPlanet.

Originally Posted by mikey23545

ROR = GoChiefs

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

This

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie

Whats with your schtick DCS?

Nobody likes it, why do you keep doing it?

You and few others don't like it. But guess what? I don't care. Because some people do, and they are the people I come here to post with.

Not you.

Originally Posted by the Talking Can

what a fukwad

Buster Hyman I want Cassel to succeed for no other reason than to cram it down this ****ing morons gaping throat.

Go blow a Sanchez blow-up, ****tard.

Are YOU gonna' cram it down my throat, tough guy? You've been talking shit recently about what a bad ass you are, and I don't buy it for one ****ing minute.


See, what we have here are a collection of people who's opinions I could truly give two ****s about, but I thought we'd already established this.

I don't like you, you don't like me and I'm perfectly cool with that.

Any further questions?

[MoreLemonPledge]

[doomy3]

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

You and few others don't like it. But guess what? I don't care. Because some people do, and they are the people I come here to post with.

Not you.





Are YOU gonna' cram it down my throat, tough guy? You've been talking shit recently about what a bad ass you are, and I don't buy it for one ****ing minute.


See, what we have here are a collection of people who's opinions I could truly give two ****s about, but I thought we'd already established this.

I don't like you, you don't like me and I'm perfectly cool with that.

Any further questions?

Who does like you? I see you sucking dick a lot and so I see who you think your friends are, but I have never once seen any of them laugh at one of your jokes or come to your defense, save Claythan.

You may look through the couple threads where you got banned, and not one of them came to your defense. Most of your "friends" laughed at it.

[Pioli Zombie]

I love chat room fights.

Only thing funnier are Facebook fights.

Status : thank god its friday
Comment: I don't believe in God
Comment : how can you say that?
Comment. I can say anything I want
Comment. Not if you want to be my friend
Comment. So what. I knew you a short time in high school and I didn't like you then
Comment. Fine
Comment. Good!
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[Messier]

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

You and few others don't like it. But guess what? I don't care. Because some people do, and they are the people I come here to post with.

Not you.





Are YOU gonna' cram it down my throat, tough guy? You've been talking shit recently about what a bad ass you are, and I don't buy it for one ****ing minute.


See, what we have here are a collection of people who's opinions I could truly give two ****s about, but I thought we'd already established this.

I don't like you, you don't like me and I'm perfectly cool with that.

Any further questions?

If you didn't care I don't think you'd make a post like this, kinda yelly and screamy, I just think you wouldn't respond at all.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Messier

So you don't like Cassel?

I like Cassel enough to give him a legitimate chance, and I've said as much already.

The guy gets us 5 wins this year; he's done his job.

I just enjoy ****ing with a few members of his fanbase here who can dish but not take.
A pious group of douchebags, who post like douchebags, these fanboys post shit even dumber than my own, which they somehow construe as "humorous" about NFL Quarterback(s)who have nothing whatsoever to do with the Chiefs.
They accuse myself and others of being "obsessed" with said QB's, though none of us have posted anything at the Planet be it in a thread or a reply, where we've express continued dissapointment in Pioli's choice of Cassel.

That's because we have moved on, and they haven't. And the majority of the replies you see above are ample evidence that this is both true, and that they can not go even one day without invoking the name of their own secret mancrushes; Matt Stafford and Mark Sanchez.