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**penguinz** · 01-02-2013, 02:41 PM

Welcome to 2013! Now get your ass in top physical condition!

**From the 2012 Thread**

If you want to get back into lifting, or need a new lifting routine, START HERE:

http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wi...inner_Programs

If you have questions about the SS programs, look here:

http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ

Keep in mind that you're a novice lifter for a longer period of time than you think you are. Novice lifting can last anywhere from a few months to a year or two, depending on how hard you hit the weights and where you started.

Once you've reached the point where you don't make regular progress on the SS program, you are ready to move on to the intermediate stage, which can last you for a good number of years. Find it HERE:

http://madcow.hostzi.com/5x5_Program/Linear_5x5.htm

If you're a very advanced lifter (many, many years of CONSISTENT weight training), then there are lot of programs out there, and which one you pick is simply a matter of preference. If you're really that advanced, you should know what works for you and what doesn't by this point.

NewChief · 08-29-2013, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good

No...you don't understand...he's decided to rape her...and he's now strong enough to do it.

No shit.

All I'm saying is the kind of sick twisted chick who demands you not beat off for a week, is the same kind of sick twisted chick who laughs to her friends about convincing a guy to not beat off for a week then denying him when they go on a date.

**Buck** · 08-29-2013, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief

Nothing's confirmed until you're balls deep blowing a wad.

That's true, but at least we're supposed to hang out. It's a start.

**Buck** · 08-29-2013, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief

No shit.

All I'm saying is the kind of sick twisted chick who demands you not beat off for a week, is the same kind of sick twisted chick who laughs to her friends about convincing a guy to not beat off for a week then denying him when they go on a date.

What? She doesn't know about this. It's something I'm doing on my own.

BigCatDaddy · 08-29-2013, 09:57 PM

I think I've missed some interesting post.

**Buck** · 08-29-2013, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy

I think I've missed some interesting post.

I decided not to jerk off since Monday because I want to blow a good load the next time I have sex.

NewChief · 08-29-2013, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

What? She doesn't know about this. It's something I'm doing on my own.

Hmm..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

God Damnit Silock.

You have no idea the misery I'm going through right now. I told this chick that I was gonna not do that this week...figure out why yourself...but now she's sending me all kinds of sexy texts and pics. The last thing I needed for you to say was that it helps.

3 more days. I can do this.

She evidently knows about it.. even if she didn't request it (though I thought she'd requested it since she's seems to be sending you sexy pics and shit to taunt/tempt you).

**Buck** · 08-29-2013, 10:01 PM

Oh yeah I guess I did tell her, but she never told me to do it.

**lewdog** · 08-29-2013, 10:06 PM

Where's the bulls-eye going to be?

**Buck** · 08-29-2013, 10:09 PM

Hopefully not in my pants.

NewChief · 08-29-2013, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

Hopefully not in my pants.

Nicely played. Beat me to the money shot.

**Buck** · 08-29-2013, 10:17 PM

This is real.

Silock · 08-29-2013, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

This is real.

That movie is one of the suckiest sucks that ever sucked.

**Buck** · 08-30-2013, 09:01 AM

I gotta say that I'm completely surprised about how I feel in general.

I thought I would have more energy, but it just seems like a constant lethargy and without smoking pot the idea of eating anything makes me gag.

**Saul Good** · 08-30-2013, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

I gotta say that I'm completely surprised about how I feel in general.

I thought I would have more energy, but it just seems like a constant lethargy and without smoking pot the idea of eating anything makes me gag.

Are you on any medications...particularly allergy meds?

**Buck** · 08-30-2013, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good

Are you on any medications...particularly allergy meds?

Maelatonin to sleep
Ibuprofen
Weed

That's it.

01-02-2013, 02:41 PM
penguinz Supporter Join Date: Mar 2003 Casino cash: $3137626	**. 2013 General Fitness Thread . Welcome to 2013! Now get your ass in top physical condition! From the 2012 Thread** If you want to get back into lifting, or need a new lifting routine, START HERE: http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wi...inner_Programs If you have questions about the SS programs, look here: http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ Keep in mind that you're a novice lifter for a longer period of time than you think you are. Novice lifting can last anywhere from a few months to a year or two, depending on how hard you hit the weights and where you started. Once you've reached the point where you don't make regular progress on the SS program, you are ready to move on to the intermediate stage, which can last you for a good number of years. Find it HERE: http://madcow.hostzi.com/5x5_Program/Linear_5x5.htm If you're a very advanced lifter (many, many years of CONSISTENT weight training), then there are lot of programs out there, and which one you pick is simply a matter of preference. If you're really that advanced, you should know what works for you and what doesn't by this point.
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