Random Observation of the Day

**Bob Dole** · 03-30-2007, 04:41 PM

65 year-old women with breast implants, who are standing in a slight cool breeze, wearing a tight knit top and no bra, are disturbing to Bob Dole.

Thankfully, she did not seem to notice that Bob Dole was experiencing one of those "car wreck moments" where you're oddly disturbed and fascinated at the same time, and thus cannot stop looking. If she had noticed, Bob Dole had about decided to go with, "Bob Dole does not mean to offend, but while the rest of your body was pretty much used up 25 years ago, you still have the chest ornaments of a 23 year-old."

Bob Dole thinks she probably would have been okay with that.

03-30-2007, 04:41 PM	Topic Starter
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $2614497	Random Observation of the Day 65 year-old women with breast implants, who are standing in a slight cool breeze, wearing a tight knit top and no bra, are disturbing to Bob Dole. Thankfully, she did not seem to notice that Bob Dole was experiencing one of those "car wreck moments" where you're oddly disturbed and fascinated at the same time, and thus cannot stop looking. If she had noticed, Bob Dole had about decided to go with, "Bob Dole does not mean to offend, but while the rest of your body was pretty much used up 25 years ago, you still have the chest ornaments of a 23 year-old." Bob Dole thinks she probably would have been okay with that.
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