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Old 07-23-2008, 02:10 PM  
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Who really likes cats?

I think they are good as outdoor creatures if you are a farmer type person. They keep the rodent population down.
They are also good for calibrating the sights on a new weapon.
Anyone out there really like cats?
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:41 PM   #46
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Thats some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

Cats don't have feelings. Because they simply don't give a shit about anything but themselves.

The only ONE good thing about Cats over dogs is that Cats are a lot more maintance free than Dogs. Dogs take time and committment. Cats you feed them half the time and fill up a litter box and that's that.
I think it depends on the cat. We have two. One is extremely "lovey" and loves to be pet - even to the point that he will come when we "call" him because he knows he's going to be pet.

The other is much more psychotic (she's Siamese for those of you who know what they're like), so she doesn't like to do what you want to do - everything's on her terms. However, she loves to be around people if not interacting with them, so she follows us everywhere. Every night when we go to bed, she crawls up on the bed like clockwork and goes to sleep (at least for a while).

There are cats out there that basically sleep, eat, poop, and repeat. But most that I know have a lot more personality than that.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:41 PM   #47
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:41 PM   #48
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The funny thing is that's not even true %100 of the time for either animal. I've met dogs who don't like their owners, or anyone for that matter.

I have a cat who loves everyone it comes in contact with, and another that hates everyone but my wife and I.
You are correct. Obviously, there are exceptions to every rule. By and large, though...
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:41 PM   #49
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8:00 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
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12:00 noon OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM ooooooo. bath. bummer.
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DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat
dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape,
and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of
furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the
top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite
chair... must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to
strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about
what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good
reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it
included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds
could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb
still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the
noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.."
More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power
of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my
advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkeys and maybe
snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to
return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got
to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he
reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room
his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:41 PM   #50
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I hate that cat owners aren't grossed out by a big box of poop just sitting in their house all the time.
Cats are smart enough to know where to poop. Dogs, however, shit wherever they please.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:43 PM   #51
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Cats are great, but only if they're shaved.
Quit cat-footing around. Say what you mean.

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Old 07-23-2008, 02:43 PM   #52
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That's just patently untrue. I've had a number of cats that I think have tried to comfort me when I was ill. I've had cats sulk around when I left for a weekend because I wasn't there.

Just last night I locked the kitten out of the bedroom because he wouldn't stop playing with shit on the headboard. This morning when I let the little rascal in he immediately jumped up onto the bed, into my face and started purring as loud as he could while rubbing his nose up against my nose.

One of my current cats, as well as the one I recently had to put down, would greet me at the door every time I came home.

I think cats have a MUCH wider range of feelings than a dog. As I've stated, dogs seem to be pretty much a one-note creature. You can manipulate how a dog feels simply by altering your tone of voice.
My cat is the neediest little creature. I'll go into the office to get on the computer, and she'll come in and either meow at me or jump up on the desk and sit in front of the monitor. Whenever I go into the living room, she ignores me. I think she just likes to be in the same room as me.

Also, there have been several times in the past month when I've sat and cried. She did her best to look especially cute and purr especially loud.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:43 PM   #53
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I think it depends on the cat. We have two. One is extremely "lovey" and loves to be pet - even to the point that he will come when we "call" him because he knows he's going to be pet.

The other is much more psychotic (she's Siamese for those of you who know what they're like), so she doesn't like to do what you want to do - everything's on her terms. However, she loves to be around people if not interacting with them, so she follows us everywhere. Every night when we go to bed, she crawls up on the bed like clockwork and goes to sleep (at least for a while).

There are cats out there that basically sleep, eat, poop, and repeat. But most that I know have a lot more personality than that.
Heh... the cat we had to get rid of a couple months ago was Siamese/Maine Coon. She was a freak of nature. I miss her a lot.

In my nearly 30 years of living with cats (upwards of 10 or more total), we've had one cat that fit that description of just not having any personality. She was pretty dull. But really, there are people like that, too.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:44 PM   #54
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Cats are smart enough to know where to poop. Dogs, however, shit wherever they please.
That's not true at all. If a dog has a good owner it will be house trained, and will poop outside. Cats poop inside and leave their poop in plain view for everyone to see and smell. Gross.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:45 PM   #55
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That's not true at all. If a dog has a good owner it will be house trained, and will poop outside. Cats poop inside and leave their poop in plain view for everyone to see and smell. Gross.
No. Cats bury their poop in th litter.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:45 PM   #56
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My cat is the neediest little creature. I'll go into the office to get on the computer, and she'll come in and either meow at me or jump up on the desk and sit in front of the monitor. Whenever I go into the living room, she ignores me. I think she just likes to be in the same room as me.
Mine do that, too. Rosie just takes a seat next to me (there's another chair in our office). Bill likes to lay on the keyboard. Mille used to climb up on top of the monitor, before we bought our LCD flat panel.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:46 PM   #57
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Cats are actually pretty darn useful when you're setting up a wireless, radio fence perimeter and you're testing the wattage and amperage and stuff.

When their heads pop off, their bodies usually run for awhile and typically make it at least as far as across the street onto the neighbor's property. Plus, you can easily pick up any leftover noggins by their little whiskers to prevent getting any charred, smelly hair on your hands.

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Old 07-23-2008, 02:47 PM   #58
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No. Cats bury their poop in th litter.
A cat can be trained to use the toilet. I'm actually working on that now. So far, so good.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:47 PM   #59
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No. Cats bury their poop in th litter.
Not all of them. My mom has a cat that just poops on top of the litter box. The cat we had before her pissed in my box of comic books that I had kept for years, and ruined all of them. Stupid cats.

Plus even if they use a box correctly, the stench is still awful. When you get a cat, you basically have to decide which room you want to smell like shit for the next ten years.
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