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Old 05-26-2008, 08:54 PM   Topic Starter
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so how do you guys feel about punching females?

In the face I mean...

I have never, and would never punch a woman unless it was a matter of life and death.

Reason I ask is because last night some crazy bitch at the bar I am a bouncer at threw a beer in my face, and stabbed me in the neck with her keys multiple times. I think any normal person would've beat the shit out of that bitch.

I had ahold of one of her arms, and one of her boyfriends arms and he was trying to swing at me from behind her. So not only could I not punch her because she appeared to be female(even though she probably did have testicles), I couldn't hit him either because I didn't want to accidentally hit her. Then they pressed charges against ME because her boyfriends arm is bruised from where I grabbed ahold of him. I am pressing charges as well, and I feel that I'll definetely be vindicated as our bar has cameras, but ****, what a bad night.

I am so furious right now, and am just worried that these people will be able to get away with this if for some reason there is a problem with the tapes. If it was just a dude it would've been no problem I could've stomped him out easily, but that's always an extreme last resort, I hate fighting and do not claim to be a tough guy(got that out of my system earlier in life). I'd rather be the nice guy, but I am too proud to let that shit slide. I want these people to pay.

Any legal advice would be much appreciated.

What would it take for you to punch a broad?
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:56 PM   #2
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I'm all for it. Bitches need a good black eye every now and then. If some skank ever gets physical with me I won't hesitate to land a haymaker right in her pretty little gut. If she persists, it's face clobberin' time, whore.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:00 PM   #3
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If your bar is still using a tape machine tell the cheap bastard owner to upgrade to a DVR. the images are much better and can really be the diff. in a case like this.....
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:04 PM   #4
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I'm all for it. Bitches need a good black eye every now and then. If some skank ever gets physical with me I won't hesitate to land a haymaker right in her pretty little gut. If she persists, it's face clobberin' time, whore.
She will kick your pudgy ass.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:07 PM   #5
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She will kick your pudgy ass.
I'm not as pudgy as I once was, old man. I bet I could punch right through your face.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:13 PM   #6
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I'm all for it. Bitches need a good black eye every now and then. If some skank ever gets physical with me I won't hesitate to land a haymaker right in her pretty little gut. If she persists, it's face clobberin' time, whore.
Good thing we never have to worry about that.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:14 PM   #7
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:15 PM   #8
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I'm all for it. Bitches need a good black eye every now and then. If some skank ever gets physical with me I won't hesitate to land a haymaker right in her pretty little gut. If she persists, it's face clobberin' time, whore.


This is the only thing GOATSE has said that I have laughed at. That's funny right there.
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:57 PM   #9
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:57 PM   #10
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I had a girlfriend back in the day that had two black eyes......






I had to tell her twice.




Of course, I'm only joking and would NEVER condone striking a woman.
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Old 05-26-2008, 08:59 PM   #11
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keys to the neck might've done it for me--I admire your restraint. just curious-what precipitated the beer toss?
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:08 PM   #12
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keys to the neck might've done it for me--I admire your restraint. just curious-what precipitated the beer toss?
The bar was closed, and I was pulling beers. I grabbed her boyfriend's, and he grabbed my hand. I told him to let go, then I told him let go NOW and leave. he didn't let go, so I just crushed the plastic cup with my hand and the beer spilled on the table. We walk around and give everyone a 5 min warning before we're going to pull them anyway, and this wasn't even the first table that I had gone up to. I never cursed or called names or anything, I just told him matter of factly to LEAVE NOW. thats it.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:11 PM   #13
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The bar was closed, and I was pulling beers. I grabbed her boyfriend's, and he grabbed my hand. I told him to let go, then I told him let go NOW and leave. he didn't let go, so I just crushed the plastic cup with my hand and the beer spilled on the table. We walk around and give everyone a 5 min warning before we're going to pull them anyway, and this wasn't even the first table that I had gone up to. I never cursed or called names or anything, I just told him matter of factly to LEAVE NOW. thats it.
And they reacted like that? That sucks. Intoxicated people are usually so rational too.



Do you have an attorney already?
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:15 PM   #14
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And they reacted like that? That sucks. Intoxicated people are usually so rational too.



Do you have an attorney already?
Haven't contacted one, it just happened last night.. Haven't needed one since I changed my ways a couple yrs back.

I wonder if I could agree to drop the charges and settle out of court? The system gets enough money, I could use some cash for bills, we're in a recession!
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:11 PM   #15
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That's a shitty situation. I say smack a ho. WTF? Why not? It's almost an insult if you don't. Title IX or some shit. Equal rights means putting the water bottle on the container at the office, and gettin hit like a man if you hit like a man. A wife and mother is really the only exceptions to this rule for me. But then again, I'm kind of an asshole. I'd also say, that I have never had to put myself to the test as the situation has never arose. I may not have the balls to follow through with that.
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