****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by frazod

I see this Stoops is just as big a **** as the other Stoops.

Yep. **** them, I'm glad we're pooring it on. The stoops caused Mizzou misery for years.

[Mosbonian]

Someone needs to tell our Backs that we don't need careless plays the rest of the game. Hold on to the ball....and lets end this game early. We don't need to give them any reason to have hope.

[TribalElder]

Kentucky coach is STILL complaining

[TribalElder]

Turnover streak

Keep it alive

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Yep. **** them, I'm glad we're pooring it on. The stoops caused Mizzou misery for years.

Wouldn't it be great to get Oklahoma in a bowl game this year?

[Mosbonian]

Watch....Pinkel will just sit on the ball.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by frazod

Wouldn't it be great to get Oklahoma in a bowl game this year?

Yeah but OU won't be in a good enough bowl for my liking.

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by frazod

Wouldn't it be great to get Oklahoma in a bowl game this year?

I would rather be playing in a BCS bowl game but if we have to settle for a different bowl, a chance to hand them an butt-whipping like Baylor did the other day would be nice.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Yeah but OU won't be in a good enough bowl for my liking.

True. We'll get a worthy bowl this year. So nice to to be in a decent conference now.

[Mosbonian]

What in heavens name? That almost looked like it was planned that way!

[Frazod]

Meh. I don't care. We'll get plenty more in the second half.

[Pepe Silvia]

I don't blame pinkel for kneeling on it at all.

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by frazod

True. We'll get a worthy bowl this year. So nice to to be in a decent conference now.

Yeah.....and if there is any questions we know our Conference won't be trying to screw us over or not back us.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

DGB was absolutely fantastic in that half. The best play he made was the screen pass. It's amazing that someone with his spindly legs could run through all those tackles.

A couple of things were confounding, though:

Murphy is way too sloppy with the ball, and needs to be punished. Also, coaches really need to start cracking down on extending the ball as you go down. I don't mind the idea in and of itself, but extending the ball with one hand is careless. Josey's TD should have been overturned. If you are going to extend the ball in that situation, do it with both hands.

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by frazod

Meh. I don't care. We'll get plenty more in the second half.

Living here in the backyard of UK....I want them to bury the team.

As John Kreese would say...."Mercy is for the weak"