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04-20-2014, 09:10 AM | #136 |
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04-20-2014, 09:37 AM | #137 |
Baba Ganoush
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Anything Sorter says
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04-20-2014, 01:24 PM | #138 |
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"Would you like to donate a dollar to .. Today?"
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04-20-2014, 01:46 PM | #139 |
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Ever since I was a kid:
Is it hot (or cold) enough for you? |
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04-20-2014, 04:10 PM | #140 |
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It's just a dog/cat. (FU I liked him better than you asshole is what I feel like saying)
Keeping it real. I want to punch people's faces in when I hear that then say "Is that real enough for you?" School of hard knocks. Just because you were too stupid to go to college and I wasn't doesn't mean you work harder asswipe. Last edited by RippedmyFlesh; 04-20-2014 at 04:15 PM.. |
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04-20-2014, 06:08 PM | #141 | |
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04-20-2014, 06:57 PM | #143 |
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I have never done this before..I don't want you to think I'm a whore
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04-20-2014, 06:59 PM | #144 |
Life is changing..
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"Geno Smith"
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04-20-2014, 06:59 PM | #145 |
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You know you've been here too long when you remember the last 5 times this thread was posted...
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04-20-2014, 07:07 PM | #146 |
Replaced by a future HOFer !!
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04-20-2014, 07:32 PM | #147 |
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I just spent the entire day with my wife's family and one of her Uncles got plastered and was making a complete ass out of himself. Every other word was a cuss word and he was talking about how he was hoping his wife was going to play Easter with him when they got home by making his cock rise from the dead. Normally I would think this was funny, but everybody had their kids around and they all could hear everything he was saying. I confronted him and told him he was being a jackass and to watch his mouth around the kids. His response was "that's just how I roll." I proceeded to let him know he would be rolling himself to the dentist if he didn't shut up and start acting like an adult in front of the kids.
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04-20-2014, 07:47 PM | #148 |
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"We all have to embrace Cyber Security"!
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04-20-2014, 07:47 PM | #149 |
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04-20-2014, 07:48 PM | #150 |
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