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Old 02-04-2011, 09:49 AM  
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13 Things Your Mail Carrier Won’t Tell You

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1. Maybe your dog won’t bite you. But in 2009, 2,863 of us were bitten, an average of nine bites per delivery day. That’s why I wince when your Doberman comes flying out the door.

2. Remember this on Valentine’s Day: It takes our machines longer to read addresses on red envelopes (especially if they’re written in colored ink).

3. Why stand in line? At usps.com, you can buy stamps, place a hold on your mail, change your address, and apply for passports. We even offer free package pickup and free flat-rate envelopes and boxes, all delivered right to your doorstep.

4. Media Mail is a bargain, but most of you don’t know to ask for it. Sending ten pounds of books from New York City to San Francisco through Media Mail costs $5.89, compared with $16.77 for Parcel Post. Besides books, use it to send magazines, manuscripts, DVDs, and CDs; just don’t include anything else in the package.

5. We don’t get a penny of your tax dollars. Really. The sale of postage, products, and services at our 36,000 retail locations, and on our website, covers all of the post office's operating expenses.

6. UPS and FedEx charge you $10 or more for messing up an address. Us? Not a cent.

7. Paychecks, personal cards, letters—anything that looks like good news—I put those on top. Utility and credit card bills? They go under everything else.

8. Sorry if I seem like I’m in a hurry, but I’m under the gun: Our supervisors tell us when to leave, how many pieces of mail to deliver, and when we should aim to be back. Then some of us scan bar codes in mailboxes along our route so they can monitor our progress.

9. Yes, we do have to buy our own stamps, but a lot of us carry them for customers who need them. If we don’t charge you, that’s because we like you.

10. Use a ballpoint pen. Ink from those felt tips runs in the rain.

11. Please dress properly when you come to the door. A towel wrapped around you doesn’t cut it. And we definitely don’t want to see you in your underwear!

12. We serve 150 million addresses six days a week, so we’re often in the right place at the right time. We pull people out of burning cars, catch burglars in the act, and call 911 to report traffic accidents, dead bodies, and more.

13. Most of us don’t mind if you pull up to our trucks while we’re delivering and ask for your mail a little early. But please get out of your car and come get it. Don’t just put your hand out your window and wait for me to bring it to you.
"We don’t get a penny of your tax dollars. Really. The sale of postage, products, and services at our 36,000 retail locations, and on our website, covers all of the post office's operating expenses."

This is true. The post office is one of the (if not the only) government agencies that is 100% self-sufficient. They do not get tax dollars or money from the government. Whenever postage goes up, it's typically because the cost of technology used, gas, cost of benefits, or wages have gone up.

Anyway, I just thought I would share this. I know my dad has told me several of these, but I didn't know if everyone was aware.
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:25 AM   #31
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Just because he's bitter doesn't mean he isn't right. I understand why they get good pay and benefits, but let's not pretend that walking around outside is some kind of tough job.
I don't think it's that as much as it is that it's based solely on customer service. They have to handle all kinds of different personalities face-to-face. It's not the exercise, it's the dealing with dipshits while keeping a smile on their face.
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:25 AM   #32
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90% of the shit I get is junk. If I could....I'd pay my mail carrier to just throw the shit away before it even hits my mailbox.
That's actually a good idea. I'd tip my mailman if he would do that. Perhaps an intelligent mailbox system, which would only notify me to go outside to get my mail when I have legitimate mail.
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:26 AM   #33
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I don't think it's that as much as it is that it's based solely on customer service. They have to handle all kinds of different personalities face-to-face. It's not the exercise, it's the dealing with dipshits while keeping a smile on their face.
Well, lots of people do that for a lot less money.
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:27 AM   #34
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I don't think it's that as much as it is that it's based solely on customer service. They have to handle all kinds of different personalities face-to-face. It's not the exercise, it's the dealing with dipshits while keeping a smile on their face.
I've never met a postal employee with a smile on their face.
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:27 AM   #35
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I don't think it's that as much as it is that it's based solely on customer service. They have to handle all kinds of different personalities face-to-face. It's not the exercise, it's the dealing with dipshits while keeping a smile on their face.
Welcome to ANY government job. I deal with dipshits on a daily basis....and that's not even counting this website.
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:28 AM   #36
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Well, lots of people do that for a lot less money.
And deal with the elements, and handle items that may contain confidential information?

I know you're probably just argumentative because it's me who started the thread, just like Saul, so I'll quit responding.
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:28 AM   #37
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Welcome to ANY government job. I deal with dipshits on a daily basis....and that's not even counting this website.
This. Except postal workers get really good benefits.
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:29 AM   #38
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And deal with the elements, and handle items that may contain confidential information?

I know you're probably just argumentative because it's me who started the thread, just like Saul, so I'll quit responding.
If anyone started a thread on the postal service, i'd provide the same replies. I clearly dislike the postal service.
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:30 AM   #40
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And deal with the elements, and handle items that may contain confidential information?

I know you're probably just argumentative because it's me who started the thread, just like Saul, so I'll quit responding.
I'll give the mail carriers credit for dealing with the elements. I work in an office building.

But I handle items that contain confidential information on a daily basis.....so I can't give them credit for that.
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:31 AM   #42
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Our ****ing postal annex is open until 4:00 PM, Monday through Friday. What. the. ****. Who are they catering to, the unemployed? Plus our annex is useless. All it does is hold mail for you. I can't even call them and tell them to ****ing deliver my shit because they have no clue where it is unless I physically go to their stupid office. Plus the guy is an asshole, and it's always him. I think he lives there or something.

You can't even buy stamps there, it's worthless.
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:33 AM   #44
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And deal with the elements, and handle items that may contain confidential information?

I know you're probably just argumentative because it's me who started the thread, just like Saul, so I'll quit responding.
You're assigning way too much significance to yourself. I couldn't care less who started the thread. Walking around outdoors every day is a benefit, not a task. The rest of the job is just a job like any other.
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Old 02-04-2011, 10:33 AM   #45
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I'll give the mail carriers credit for dealing with the elements.
I won't. Lots of people do that for much less pay.
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