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View Poll Results: When do you resort to porn? | |||
I will never watch porn, it is disgusting, degrading and nothing needs to happen or not happen to where I'd actually watch it. | 2 | 6.25% | |
I've covertly did the PB & Dog trick ever since 2007 when Claynus unveiled that idea to CP! | 0 | 0% | |
After the wife goes to sleep, it's common that the sex stops after marriage ya know? | 12 | 37.50% | |
I'm asexual, simple as that, ever do anything productive such as cook or excercise, punk!?!? | 2 | 6.25% | |
I'm not sure I know what it is, though I hear the word porn all of the time. still not sure what you mean... | 2 | 6.25% | |
I'm single and if i come home sloppy drunk without any trim for the night, I'll immediately fire up the laptop and grab a sock! | 4 | 12.50% | |
I don't own a computer nor a DVD player. | 6 | 18.75% | |
Gaz owned New Wave Hookers in 1982 | 4 | 12.50% | |
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12-19-2013, 12:43 PM | #46 | |
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I would just like to state that Simply Red gives the best positive rep messages:
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12-19-2013, 05:38 PM | #47 |
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12-19-2013, 06:08 PM | #48 |
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It seems lately the question is not when do I resort to porn, but when do I not.
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12-19-2013, 06:09 PM | #49 |
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simply red has been working out lately and this thread pops up
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12-19-2013, 06:10 PM | #50 |
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Porn is risky for me. I am back to network tv and softcore pictures. Too many times they've gotten me with the quick cut to the male actors face when I'm about to...finish...myself. It's not only that I have no desire at looking at the guys face during that moment, but a lot of times it's that few seconds before the "money shot" and some of those male actors are hilarious. I mean, you know the ones. Some of those guys scream like they just had their toes crushed with an acme anvil. They go OH ****! SHIT! and it makes me laugh. Sometimes I laugh so hard cum comes out of my nose.
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12-19-2013, 06:15 PM | #52 | |
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12-19-2013, 06:25 PM | #53 |
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You know what else I hate? There's occasionally a porn starlet who would be really really nice lookin if she didn't have that stubbly Sinead O'connor bald head. WTF is that about? It's like some kind of mongoloid hybrid of Ridley from Alien and Sasha Grey. Freaks me out man.
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12-19-2013, 06:33 PM | #54 |
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I think I fall into the asexual group.
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12-19-2013, 06:35 PM | #55 |
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12-19-2013, 06:37 PM | #56 | |
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Once every day or every other day... regardless of getting some from my wife of 13 years.
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12-19-2013, 06:40 PM | #57 |
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12-19-2013, 06:43 PM | #58 |
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I have not fapped since. Oh never mind.
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12-19-2013, 06:45 PM | #59 |
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Pretty much daily whether I'm getting any or not. I need to set it to at work mode. Happens all the time. I see a good football thread or something else interesting and out of nowhere someone's avatar or sig has a pic of boobies bouncing and I got to take a TO to go whack it damn thing never sleeps
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12-19-2013, 06:47 PM | #60 |
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He's outta brown and to cheap to buy another? Only way that makes sense to me
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