ghosts

[Thig Lyfe]

are they real

[Bump]

my friend tries to tell me this elaborate story about a ghost. But I remember him telling me this story years ago and he just told it again a few weeks ago. It was the same story, so maybe he believes it. But it just sounds like ****ing paranormal 3 and some things don't make sense. But he did seem nervous talking about it, I dunno.

He claims and he claims that his family all saw it too, I never talk to them, so I haven't heard it from them.

He tries to say that there was a ****ing demon in his house or something. First he says they were cooking pancakes and left the room for 30 seconds and when they came back to the kitchen, everything was thrown all over the place. A huge mess.

Then he says they all saw a person in the garage. Then he tells me that he went into the bathroom and he saw red eyes in the dark and a screaming sound and he said that was the last night he stayed there.

Sounds like bullshit. I'm like "have you tried to follow up with the new owners of the house? they experience this shit?" "Why wouldn't you call some TV show or a medium or some shit if it's that elaborate?"

I'm 99% sure its BS, but you never know.

That's the closest I've ever gotten to a ghost, so whatever.

[Jerm]

I've never heard screaming like that or witnesse red eyes but I have heard growling and snarling before...absolutely believe it was demonic.

[dmahurin]

Originally Posted by frankotank

Many many years ago….we smoked some bowls….we drank some beers….and we decided to head to the Leeton glowing tombstone. Got there around midnight. Parked a few blocks away and climbed the gate into the cemetery. Went looking for the glowing tombstone. The night is black without a moon….the air is thick and still…whoops! Went a little Rush there for a second. It was a very very dark night. And then it happened! The Leeton police pulled right up to the locked gate of the cemetery. We all hit the ground. We waited and waited but that sumbitch just wouldn’t leave. Figuring he knew we were in there, someone made the decision to bolt…..right across the driveway, through the cops headlights and out of sight. Like lemmings, we all followed. I was second to last and I was quick as a cat! I blasted across the driveway in the blink of an eye and as I was running full speed into the darkness I remember thinking…..”I can’t see shit! I should probably slow down.” And that’s when I hit the barbed wire fence at full speed.

That shit’ll stop ya on a dime! My right arm slammed through the rows of barbed wire at the top of the fence and I had just enough time to pull it back out when the girl behind me, my future wife, ran headlong into me and bounced me back into the barbed wire fence. This time my right shoulder slammed into the rows of barbed wire. We bounced off, climbed the fence, and ran into the cow pasture and squatted down with the cows until the cop left. We watched him roll out of site and then took off full speed back to the car. It was at this point, again running full speed in total darkness, that I ran into a very wicked crotch high sticker bush and I’m all….FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!

We get back to the car and I’m pretty damn torn up man! I’m bleeding all over the damn place. We got the hell out of there. By the time I got home my jeans were just soaked with blood. As I sit here 30 years later writing this, I can clearly see several scars, pretty bad ones. War wounds. Probably should’ve had a few of these stitched up. Didn’t SEEM so bad at the time….but then again I was high yo!

The End.

PS –
1 - that ****ing tombstone didn’t glow.
2 - I didn’t see no damn ghosts.
3 - Barbed wire will **** you up man!
4 – the Leeton glowing tomb stone ain’t in this video.
5 – then the midgets….then the ****ing midgets!

My version of this childhood tale was a little different. After smoking a few bowls in the cemetery, the police pull up to the gate. My friends and I also lay down to hide but then decide to make a run for it. While running in the dark I ran right over the top of a fresh grave and sank down in the unpacked dirt to just above my knees.

I lost my left shoe in that grave. I hope that body never needs to be exhumed for anything. There will be some strange looks when a shoe is found standing on top of a buried coffin.

[Radar Chief]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

I saw that movie. It was called Child's Play.

Staring Jon Gruden, I know the show you're talking about.

[Iowanian]

I've told my story here before.

I'll just say the part that convinced me the most would be the windows exploding out of the attic after I yelled at the boogie man in my room. True.

[FishingRod]

There was a Murder suicide in my Kitchen back in the late 70’s. Estranged husband jumped the back fence came in through the walk out-basement then proceeded to shoot the wife and then himself in the kitchen. People not named fishingrod have seen things for years. Then stopped seeing things when we remodeled about 8 years ago. A couple of days ago Mrs. Fishingrod went into the spare bedroom to grab a blanket while we were watching movies. When she took it back in I heard her say WTF! Between when she grabbed the blanket and took it back, the covers on the Bed somehow were turned down on one side. I think it was one of the Dogs but they are both shedding heavily right now and there was no doggie hair on the bed. I’m told I am just not sensitive to the paranormal.

[Thig Lyfe]

Originally Posted by FishingRod

There was a Murder suicide in my Kitchen back in the late 70’s. Estranged husband jumped the back fence came in through the walk out-basement then proceeded to shoot the wife and then himself in the kitchen. People not named fishingrod have seen things for years. Then stopped seeing things when we remodeled about 8 years ago. A couple of days ago Mrs. Fishingrod went into the spare bedroom to grab a blanket while we were watching movies. When she took it back in I heard her say WTF! Between when she grabbed the blanket and took it back, the covers on the Bed somehow were turned down on one side. I think it was one of the Dogs but they are both shedding heavily right now and there was no doggie hair on the bed. I’m told I am just not sensitive to the paranormal.

did u get bonr

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe

sometimes my wiener gets hard and i dont know how, is ghosts involved???

If so, they hung out in a lot of 7-11s, back in the day.

[beach tribe]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

I saw that movie. It was called Child's Play.

I was just about to say.......

. Oh good lawd this clip KILLS me.
"You stupid BITCH! I'll teach you to **** with me!!"

[beach tribe]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I've told my story here before.

I'll just say the part that convinced me the most would be the windows exploding out of the attic after I yelled at the boogie man in my room. True.

Please tell again.
That is way beyond "negative energy" or "shadows".
Sounds awesome.

[Hammock Parties]

Last night at the gym I was alone, and looked up and noticed a treadmill was running all on it's own.

I got all spooked, man.

[Chief_For_Life58]

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls

Last night at the gym I was alone, and looked up and noticed a treadmill was running all on it's own.

I got all spooked, man.

It was Steve Prefontaines ghost!!!!

[Bump]

I did live in a shitty apartment complex in Lawrence, KS for a year.

My stereo shelf speaker system would just turn on at all random hours of the day. 3 am. 6 am, noon, 2 pm, 6pm, etc. Just random times and pretty often. It would just turn on and start playing a CD on full blast.

When I moved out, that never happened again and I still have the radio too because it makes a great stereo for the computer.

Maybe a ghost? It was creepy.

[KC native]

I wonder if casper is really friendly or if he is just a pussy

[mcan]

Are ghosts real? Nope.


But man oh man, ghost STORIES are awesome. Keep em coming.