al-Zarqawi captured? - Page 2

JimNasium · 01-04-2005, 08:08 AM

Link

I pray that this is a credible report.

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Abu Mus'ab al-Zarqawi, whom the US occupation authorities declared to be the "target number one" in Iraq, has been arrested in the city of Baakuba, the Emirate newspaper al-Bayane reported on Tuesday referring to Kurdish sources.

Al-Zarqawi, leader of the terrorist group Al-Tawhid Wa'al-Jihad, was recently appointed the director of the Al-Qaeda organisation in Iraq.

The newspaper's correspondent in Baghdad points out that a report on the seizure of the terrorist, on whom the US put a bounty of US$10 million, was also reported by Iraqi Kurdistan radio, which at one time had been the first to announce the arrest of Saddam Hussein.

There have been no official reports about the arrest of the terrorist. Al-Zarqawi, 38, a Jordanian, whose real name is Ahmad al-Khalayleh, aims to turn Iraq into a "new Afghanistan".

According to Arab press data, Al-Tawhid Wa'al-Jihad group has divided Iraq into several emirates. The group's independent subdivisions at a strength of 50 to 500 militants operate in the cities of Al-Falluja, Al-Qaim, Diala, and Samarra.

The personnel of the group is on the whole 1,500-strong and includes Iraqis and citizens of Arab and Islamic countries. There are demolition experts and missilemen among them.

The group has depots of weapons and explosives in various parts of the country. It intends to frustrate the upcoming parliamentary elections that are scheduled for the end of this month. Al-Tawhid Wa'al-Jihad threatens to do away with Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi and members of the interim government.

Pennywise · 01-04-2005, 09:32 AM

If this turns out to be false (which it probably is) its gonna be some hellified disappointment.

What a huge shot of morale it would be for everyone over there on the ground.

Stinger · 01-04-2005, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Cochise

Drudge is just reporting that there are reports, he's not trying to give a confirmation.

It does say the Pentagon is not commenting now, however. You'd think they would be likely to issue a denial if nothing had happened but who knows how they would operate in this situation.

Link

URGENT: 'TARGET #1': al-Zarqawi reportedly arrested in Iraq
Tue Jan 04 2005 09:49:47 ET

DUBAI, January 4 (Itar-Tass) - Abu Mus'ab al-Zarqawi, whom the US occupation authorities declared to be the "target number one" in Iraq, has been arrested in the city of Baakuba, the Emirate newspaper al-Bayane reported on Tuesday referring to Kurdish sources. Al-Zarqawi, leader of the terrorist group Al-Tawhid Wa'al-Jihad, was recently appointed the director of the Al-Qaeda organisation in Iraq.

The newspaper's correspondent in Baghdad points out that a report on the seizure of the terrorist, on whom the US put a bounty of 10 million dollars, was also reported by Iraqi Kurdistan radio, which at one time had been the first to announce the arrest of Saddam Hussein.

There have been no official reports about the arrest of the terrorist. Al-Zarqawi, 38, a Jordanian, whose real name is Ahmad al-Khalayleh, aims to turn Iraq into a "new Afghanistan". According to Arab press data, Al-Tawhid Wa'al-Jihad group has divided Iraq into several emirates. The group's independent subdivisions at a strength of 50 to 500 militants operate in the cities of Al-Falluja, Al-Qaim, Diala, and Samarra.

The personnel of the group is on the whole 1,500-strong and includes Iraqis and citizens of Arab and Islamic countries. There are demolition experts and missilemen among them.

The group has depots of weapons and explosives in various parts of the country. It intends to frustrate the upcoming parliamentary elections that are scheduled for the end of this month. Al-Tawhid Wa'al-Jihad threatens to do away with Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi and members of the interim government.

Developing...

HC_Chief · 01-04-2005, 09:43 AM

God I hope this is true.

Slap an orange jump suit on him and stick cameras in his face as we shave an delouse him for trial. PUBLIC humiliation, before we execute his ass. Send a strong message to the region: THIS is what happens when you fuck with us.

Braincase · 01-04-2005, 09:47 AM

I hope they did snag this pig****er, although I'd be happier if they just vanished without a word or a trace.

"Where's Al?"
"Dunno"
"Where's Mustaffa?"
"Dunno. He was here yesterday morning. Went out for coffee, didn't come back."
"Where's Mahmoud?"
"Dunno. He was here this morning. Went out for coffee..."
"What's that high pitched noise?"

Last thing you'll ever hear on this side of paradise, bitch.

Eleazar · 01-04-2005, 09:56 AM

Hopefully we cut off his crank and flush it down the toilet before he goes to see his virgins.

Hopefully, as others have said, those virgins are actually just goatcheese and slayer clones.

stumppy · 01-04-2005, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrainCase

I hope they did snag this pig****er, although I'd be happier if they just vanished without a word or a trace.

"Where's Al?"
"Dunno"
"Where's Mustaffa?"
"Dunno. He was here yesterday morning. Went out for coffee, didn't come back."
"Where's Mahmoud?"
"Dunno. He was here this morning. Went out for coffee..."
"What's that high pitched noise?"

Last thing you'll ever hear on this side of paradise, bitch.

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HC_Chief · 01-04-2005, 10:02 AM

lol
awesome

**Iowanian** · 01-04-2005, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise

Hopefully we cut off his crank and flush it down the toilet before he goes to see his virgins.

Hopefully, as others have said, those virgins are actually just goatcheese and slayer clones.

I'd think he'd be deserving of the treatment I worked up for Osama...

Tie the prick over a barrel on a public square, on world wide TV, and let the BIG BOAR Champion from the Iowa State Fair CorkScrew the jerkoff to near death.....then cut his head off with a rusty spoon.

Eleazar · 01-04-2005, 10:04 AM

TOP WHITE HOUSE SOURCE CALLS ARREST REPORT 'DUBIOUS'...

stumppy · 01-04-2005, 10:04 AM

And my favorite:

stumppy · 01-04-2005, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I'd think he'd be deserving of the treatment I worked up for Osama...

Tie the prick over a barrel on a public square, on world wide TV, and let the BIG BOAR Champion from the Iowa State Fair CorkScrew the jerkoff to near death.....then cut his head off with a rusty spoon.

Then slice him open, shove a pigs heart inside and bury the bastard.

BIG_DADDY · 01-04-2005, 10:14 AM

Sure hope it's true.

InChiefsHeaven · 01-04-2005, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise

TOP WHITE HOUSE SOURCE CALLS ARREST REPORT 'DUBIOUS'...

dammit...
...where did you get that one?

Stinger · 01-04-2005, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InChiefsHell

dammit...
...where did you get that one?

Tag line on drudge

Chief Henry · 01-04-2005, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I'd think he'd be deserving of the treatment I worked up for Osama...

Tie the prick over a barrel on a public square, on world wide TV, and let the BIG BOAR Champion from the Iowa State Fair CorkScrew the jerkoff to near death.....then cut his head off with a rusty spoon.

I've seen those Big Boars.....I doubt if they'd be able to get up on their back legs, although if Al -Jizara is on all fours, the Big Boars would not need to get on thier back legs

01-04-2005, 08:08 AM
JimNasium Voodoo Chile Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: At the crossroad Casino cash: $2933902	al-Zarqawi captured? Link I pray that this is a credible report. ************************************************************* Abu Mus'ab al-Zarqawi, whom the US occupation authorities declared to be the "target number one" in Iraq, has been arrested in the city of Baakuba, the Emirate newspaper al-Bayane reported on Tuesday referring to Kurdish sources. Al-Zarqawi, leader of the terrorist group Al-Tawhid Wa'al-Jihad, was recently appointed the director of the Al-Qaeda organisation in Iraq. The newspaper's correspondent in Baghdad points out that a report on the seizure of the terrorist, on whom the US put a bounty of US$10 million, was also reported by Iraqi Kurdistan radio, which at one time had been the first to announce the arrest of Saddam Hussein. There have been no official reports about the arrest of the terrorist. Al-Zarqawi, 38, a Jordanian, whose real name is Ahmad al-Khalayleh, aims to turn Iraq into a "new Afghanistan". According to Arab press data, Al-Tawhid Wa'al-Jihad group has divided Iraq into several emirates. The group's independent subdivisions at a strength of 50 to 500 militants operate in the cities of Al-Falluja, Al-Qaim, Diala, and Samarra. The personnel of the group is on the whole 1,500-strong and includes Iraqis and citizens of Arab and Islamic countries. There are demolition experts and missilemen among them. The group has depots of weapons and explosives in various parts of the country. It intends to frustrate the upcoming parliamentary elections that are scheduled for the end of this month. Al-Tawhid Wa'al-Jihad threatens to do away with Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi and members of the interim government.
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01-04-2005, 09:32 AM	#16
Pennywise pew pew madafakas Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Derry, Maine Casino cash: $2034400	If this turns out to be false (which it probably is) its gonna be some hellified disappointment. What a huge shot of morale it would be for everyone over there on the ground.
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01-04-2005, 09:43 AM	#18
HC_Chief That's just f***in' stupid Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: suburbia Casino cash: $3687107	God I hope this is true. Slap an orange jump suit on him and stick cameras in his face as we shave an delouse him for trial. PUBLIC humiliation, before we execute his ass. Send a strong message to the region: THIS is what happens when you fuck with us. __________________ "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
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01-04-2005, 09:47 AM	#19
Braincase Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pond> Me <Barn Casino cash: $11298284	I hope they did snag this pig****er, although I'd be happier if they just vanished without a word or a trace. "Where's Al?" "Dunno" "Where's Mustaffa?" "Dunno. He was here yesterday morning. Went out for coffee, didn't come back." "Where's Mahmoud?" "Dunno. He was here this morning. Went out for coffee..." "What's that high pitched noise?" Last thing you'll ever hear on this side of paradise, bitch. __________________ BrainCase
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01-04-2005, 09:56 AM	#20
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	Hopefully we cut off his crank and flush it down the toilet before he goes to see his virgins. Hopefully, as others have said, those virgins are actually just goatcheese and slayer clones.
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01-04-2005, 10:02 AM	#22
HC_Chief That's just f***in' stupid Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: suburbia Casino cash: $3687107	lol awesome __________________ "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
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01-04-2005, 10:04 AM	#24
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	TOP WHITE HOUSE SOURCE CALLS ARREST REPORT 'DUBIOUS'...
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01-04-2005, 10:14 AM	#27
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