Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs.

[BigRedChief]

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.

• All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
• I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
• Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.
• Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
• if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
• You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the n00bs nominations:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:
Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

[Shogun]

Originally Posted by Strongside

BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)

[IMG][/IMG]

While I've endorsed Sorter and while he has likely secured victory. I don't think you can get a much better answer to a questionare than this.

[burt]

Originally Posted by Strongside

Question 1-
Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question)

Since leaving another Chiefs message board that I'd been a member of for several years,(I won't mention it's name, but it had become stagnant) CP has been a welcome port in this perfect storm of a Chiefs season to vent frustrations, share stories and discussions and take part in the camaraderie and angst that comes from being a fan of this team. It's not always pretty and it's not always fun, but it's something that we all have in common. To be recognized by the peers and longtime members of this site as a new but key contributor would be an honor.




Question 2-
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question)

While I can't speak to every other candidate on the list, I can say that the class is filled with quite a bit of intellect, wit, humor and general football intelligence. I don't think I bring more to the table than any one poster, but I don't think that I bring less than anyone, either. While my gif collection is nowhere near the gargantuan that Sorter's is (seriously, he has to have a dedicated file server), I do think that I'd put my wit, charm, humor and football intellect up against any of the other candidates with confidence in holding my own. If there is one thing that I bring to this competition that is perhaps superior to others, and not to toot my own horn, it's my Photoshop/digital skills. Those, because I'm paid handsomely to possess them, are skill that I'd put up against anyone on the board with confidence. I've worked with virtually every NFL, MLB and NHL team in some form or another from web design to environmental branding...and I'm still happy to face swap Romeo's head onto Daboll's body any day.


Question 3-
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do)

There are several players that I can look back over my time as a Chiefs fan and say that they influenced not only my love for the Chiefs, but my life in general. Will Shields, having grown up as an Offensive Lienman, is one of my all-time idols...sports-related or not. Will's generosity, intelligence and grace off the field, coupled with his fire and ferocity on it make him one of my favorite athletes (and people) of all time. Another, for me, was Marcus Allen. I was just a kid (I'm 27 presently) when Marcus played here, but he was my dad's favorite player on the team. He was basically left for dead in Oakland and then came here and made them wish they had never doubted him. My dad loved him for that, and he was part of the reason that I became so enthusiastic about the team. Derrick Thomas, as a player, is my all-time favorite. I wore his jersey every sunday from 1995 to 2000 and his death hit me at a time in my life when I hadn't ever experienced loss. I was 15, and losing my boyhood idol was rough...as it was for all. He may not have been the best of men off the field, but his work ethic and motor on gameday make DT my top pick.

As for players that I've disliked...I don't think I'd be a Chiefs fan if I didn't say Larry Johnson. I loved the guy when he was running over linebackers like he was Christian Okoye, but by the end of his tenure he had become the most hated man in town, and I shared that sentiment. Another player that I've never cared for is/was Sammie Parker. Our staff, for too many years, continued to believe that this guy was about to turn the corner and he continuously took a shit on Sundays. He was literally this team's Luke Hochevar. I'm also not much of a Kendrell Bell fan either. Guy came here on high expectations and sucked donkey dick. Cassel is another pick, but that's too easy.


BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)

[IMG][/IMG]

yawn.....

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Strongside

Question 1-
Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question)

Since leaving another Chiefs message board that I'd been a member of for several years,(I won't mention it's name, but it had become stagnant) CP has been a welcome port in this perfect storm of a Chiefs season to vent frustrations, share stories and discussions and take part in the camaraderie and angst that comes from being a fan of this team. It's not always pretty and it's not always fun, but it's something that we all have in common. To be recognized by the peers and longtime members of this site as a new but key contributor would be an honor.




Question 2-
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question)

While I can't speak to every other candidate on the list, I can say that the class is filled with quite a bit of intellect, wit, humor and general football intelligence. I don't think I bring more to the table than any one poster, but I don't think that I bring less than anyone, either. While my gif collection is nowhere near the gargantuan that Sorter's is (seriously, he has to have a dedicated file server), I do think that I'd put my wit, charm, humor and football intellect up against any of the other candidates with confidence in holding my own. If there is one thing that I bring to this competition that is perhaps superior to others, and not to toot my own horn, it's my Photoshop/digital skills. Those, because I'm paid handsomely to possess them, are skill that I'd put up against anyone on the board with confidence. I've worked with virtually every NFL, MLB and NHL team in some form or another from web design to environmental branding...and I'm still happy to face swap Romeo's head onto Daboll's body any day.


Question 3-
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do)

There are several players that I can look back over my time as a Chiefs fan and say that they influenced not only my love for the Chiefs, but my life in general. Will Shields, having grown up as an Offensive Lienman, is one of my all-time idols...sports-related or not. Will's generosity, intelligence and grace off the field, coupled with his fire and ferocity on it make him one of my favorite athletes (and people) of all time. Another, for me, was Marcus Allen. I was just a kid (I'm 27 presently) when Marcus played here, but he was my dad's favorite player on the team. He was basically left for dead in Oakland and then came here and made them wish they had never doubted him. My dad loved him for that, and he was part of the reason that I became so enthusiastic about the team. Derrick Thomas, as a player, is my all-time favorite. I wore his jersey every sunday from 1995 to 2000 and his death hit me at a time in my life when I hadn't ever experienced loss. I was 15, and losing my boyhood idol was rough...as it was for all. He may not have been the best of men off the field, but his work ethic and motor on gameday make DT my top pick.

As for players that I've disliked...I don't think I'd be a Chiefs fan if I didn't say Larry Johnson. I loved the guy when he was running over linebackers like he was Christian Okoye, but by the end of his tenure he had become the most hated man in town, and I shared that sentiment. Another player that I've never cared for is/was Sammie Parker. Our staff, for too many years, continued to believe that this guy was about to turn the corner and he continuously took a shit on Sundays. He was literally this team's Luke Hochevar. I'm also not much of a Kendrell Bell fan either. Guy came here on high expectations and sucked donkey dick. Cassel is another pick, but that's too easy.


BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)

[IMG][/IMG]

Outstanding, just outstanding

Unfortunately, however, you exceeded the 1000 word maximum.

DISQUALIFIED

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by scott free

Outstanding, just outstanding

Unfortunately, however, you exceeded the 1000 word maximum.

DISQUALIFIED

[Sorter]

That gif might be filter evasion...

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by Sorter

That gif might be filter evasion...

Are you electioneering? I feel like you're electioneering.

lol.

[In58men]

Originally Posted by Sorter

That gif might be filter evasion...

We have a guy who likes Denise and is now a snitch as our n00b champion?


What a ****ing disaster

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by Strongside

Are you electioneering? I feel like you're electioneering.

lol.

, nvm then. Carry on, guy with 3 votes.

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by Inmem58

We have a guy who likes Denise and is now a rat as our n00b champion?


What a ****ing disaster

I was just trying to help the poor dumbass.

Oh wells.

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by Sorter

, nvm then. Carry on, guy with 3 votes.

It's not too LATE!

[Shogun]

Cecil people scores this contest : 30-27 Strongside.,. somehow.

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by Strongside

It's not too LATE!

In all seriousness though, that gif might get you a temp ban. Don't say I didn't try to help...

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by Shogun

Cecil people scores this contest : 30-27 Strongside.,. somehow.

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by Sorter

In all seriousness though, that gif might get you a temp ban. Don't say I didn't try to help...

It's gone. Now you can sleep tonight. Thanks.

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by Strongside

It's gone. Now you can sleep tonight. Thanks.

Nah, put it back up. I was just kidding.