NFT Does anyone know the process of becoming a church member in early New England??

crispystl · 03-07-2007, 02:27 PM

I gotta answer this question but there isn't much info on it. Thanks in advance.

**the Talking Can** · 03-07-2007, 02:29 PM

smear chicken blood on your face and kill your first born

Redrum_69 · 03-07-2007, 02:35 PM

Tell everyone in the village you seen your next door neighbor performing witchcraft ceremonies

Redrum_69 · 03-07-2007, 02:36 PM

To join the Roman Catholic church back then you had to wear a big letter "A" around your neck

or impale your enemies and leave them on the spikes on the road to your house....

crispystl · 03-07-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69

Tell everyone in the village you seen your next door neighbor performing witchcraft ceremonies

No Sh*t

Amnorix · 03-07-2007, 02:45 PM

your question is vague, but I'd start by employing the word "puritan" in my research efforts. Not sure what this school project is really driving at.

Amnorix · 03-07-2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by crispystl420

No Sh*t

don't get pissy. We're not here to help with high school projects. When you post stuff like this, expect flip answers, laugh, and then throw yourself on our mercy. That will get you much farther.

**the Talking Can** · 03-07-2007, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by crispystl420

No Sh*t

oh yeah, being gay helped....like 90-95% of the Church was gay then....

Ultra Peanut · 03-07-2007, 02:59 PM

You guys are assholes.

To join a typical New England church in early Colonial times, one of the most common options was to go to the Room of the Three Gargoyles. By pulling on the right tongue, the door to the staircase would open, leading to the wall climb. From that point, the entrant would need to make it to the Observatory, wherein they would spin the sundial to reach the chamber of the Golden Idols. There, they would place the vases in the slots to open the doors, taking them to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey!

**Saulbadguy** · 03-07-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

You guys are assholes.

To join a typical New England church in early Colonial times, one of the most common options was to go to the Room of the Three Gargoyles. By pulling on the right tongue, the door to the staircase would open, leading to the wall climb. From that point, the entrant would need to make it to the Observatory, wherein they would spin the sundial to reach the chamber of the Golden Idols. There, they would place the vases in the slots to open the doors, taking them to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey!

Redrum_69 · 03-07-2007, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by crispystl420

I gotta answer this question but there isn't much info on it. Thanks in advance.

Well...you found this site....why not fugging google this instead of clogging the board's arteries with your mindless stupidity

chagrin · 03-07-2007, 03:19 PM

you had to sit in a ceremonial room, and cut off each hand, foot, then your pennis, coin purse and finally your tongue; of course by that time you've bled to death, but you were saved, YAHOO!!

SPchief · 03-07-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

You guys are assholes.

To join a typical New England church in early Colonial times, one of the most common options was to go to the Room of the Three Gargoyles. By pulling on the right tongue, the door to the staircase would open, leading to the wall climb. From that point, the entrant would need to make it to the Observatory, wherein they would spin the sundial to reach the chamber of the Golden Idols. There, they would place the vases in the slots to open the doors, taking them to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey!

crispystl · 03-07-2007, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

don't get pissy. We're not here to help with high school projects. When you post stuff like this, expect flip answers, laugh, and then throw yourself on our mercy. That will get you much farther.

I wasn't getting pissy. I was serious. Puritans were crazy in my opinion.
Thanks for your help man.

crispystl · 03-07-2007, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69

Well...you found this site....why not fugging google this instead of clogging the board's arteries with your mindless stupidity

Damn couldn't you have just came up with a joke about my mom that was harsh.

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