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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 02:01 PM   #916
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Who the F is Brandon???
Your buddy.... he was a fellow alert and defensive driver who liked to speed at night...



And now he only has one sock.

But I'm pretty sure he was cool with the chicks...
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:02 PM   #917
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100+? He ought to get a mention on the news when he discovers the joys of going from 100+ to Zero in .1 seconds. Hopefully he packs a spatula on the bike.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:02 PM   #918
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Bwahahaha oh THAT guy.

Should I start posting pics of random car accidents too???
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:03 PM   #919
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What precautions do you take?
Two shirts. Maybe a jacket.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:03 PM   #920
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have any of you never drove drunk? then shut the **** up!
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:04 PM   #921
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UGH so not true.

And I do sometimes wear gear and a helmet but I can do without them as well.

And to the who "Two kinds of motorcyclists" crap whatever.

My uncle has been riding for nearly 30 years and he has NEVER been in an accident. So there goes that theory.
Yeah, I never see GP pro riders take a fall they were not expecting on the track, but I'm sure you are a better rider than they are, and the roads are of course better than a track...
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:04 PM   #922
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:04 PM   #923
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Dont hate cause you are too fat to ride or cant afford one.
Can't afford one? The kind of bikes you probably own don't even surpass the $10K mark on a regular basis. You can go get a brand new, sick rice rocket for $7K. You must be loaded dude. Seeing as how you can afford a street bike.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:07 PM   #924
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Can't afford one? The kind of bikes you probably own don't even surpass the $10K mark on a regular basis. You can go get a brand new, sick rice rocket for $7K. You must be loaded dude. Seeing as how you can afford a street bike.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:08 PM   #925
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:09 PM   #926
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Yeah, I never see GP pro riders take a fall they were not expecting on the track, but I'm sure you are a better rider than they are, and the roads are of course better than a track...
This guy can't be for real. Anyone with any real experience would never talk like that.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:10 PM   #927
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:13 PM   #928
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I mean, c'mon, the guy acts like he got pulled over in his Lambo. "You're all just jealous I have a Lambo, and you can't do 190 MPH in your $250,000 car."

If that were the case, there may actually be some sort of penis envy, but it's a fucking rice rocket for fucks sake, I pay more in tuition and housing in a 4 month period than he does for his super sweet bike that gets all the chicks.

fuck, if you want to pick up p*ssy, get a Mustang, or a Trans Am. Chicks love those cars...and the best thing, you can actually carry up to *3* girls in an automobile, and if you're lucky, you can have the luxury of fucking in a tiny backseat.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:13 PM   #929
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This guy can't be for real. Anyone with any real experience would never talk like that.
As has been said several times smart money is a fake username(s) by a bored member(s). If not both these clowns are most likely teenagers talking big on the pute.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:13 PM   #930
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have any of you never drove drunk?

nope, not that I can recall.
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