Poop Larry Johnson: Kansas City hates me so much, I can’t get a fair jury - Page 4

Kerberos · 07:20 PM

Sorry if repost as I didn't see it in the first 4 pages.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...t-a-fair-jury/

Former Chiefs running back Larry Johnson is being sued in Kansas City by a woman who says he spat on her in a bar. But Johnson says he needs to move the trial out of Kansas City because it would be impossible to find 12 people there who don’t despise him.

Johnson’s lawyer, Jack T. Bangert, told a judge Wednesday that folks in Kansas City hate his client with such a passion that he could never get a trial in front of an impartial jury there.

“If we can’t get a change of venue in this case, it is insurmountable,” Bangert said. “We want to go anywhere but here.”

Bangert showed the judge newspaper articles, web posts and affidavits from two talk-show hosts, all attesting to how much Chiefs fans hate Johnson.

However, the plaintiff’s lawyer says those concerns are overblown, and that Johnson isn’t as famous (or infamous) in Kansas City as he thinks he is.

“We all know people in Kansas City who are not Chiefs fans who have never heard of Larry Johnson,” lawyer Charles Speer said.

The judge will rule later on whether Johnson is really so despised in Kansas City that the case has to be moved elsewhere.

Spicy McHaggis · 03-31-2011, 12:36 PM

Lawyer: "And do you Mr. McHaggis, feel you are without predisposition that would result in a lack of impartiality towards my client, Larry Johnson?"

Me: "Larry Johnson? Never heard of the man."

durtyrute · 03-31-2011, 02:16 PM

He's right.......**** Lj

Kerberos · 03-31-2011, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by durtyrute

He's right.......**** Lj

Is that it? In 200 years we have gone from "I have but one life to give to my country" to "**** LJ" ?[ /quote:Howard Payne ]

KCbroncoHATER · 03-31-2011, 03:27 PM

severe neck injury?

How long was he in the hospital for this?

Oh that's right, he never spent one minute in the hospital for his "injury".

Fish · 03-31-2011, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

Well my questions is does he read chiefs planet. Bangert showed the judge newspaper articles, web posts and affidavits from two talk-show hosts. so who post did he show mine bugeater, Frazod. I want names dang it.

I'm 99% certain it was yours Nut.... the lawyer likely looked at your LJ posts and said "Damn... now there's a level of hatred I didn't even know existed."

durtyrute · 03-31-2011, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerberos

Is that it? In 200 years we have gone from "I have but one life to give to my country" to "**** LJ" ?[ /quote:Howard Payne ]

KurtCobain · 03-31-2011, 03:53 PM

Someone needs to dick this guy down.

warrior · 03-31-2011, 05:02 PM

wut :eek

**Bwana** · 03-31-2011, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by KCbroncoHATER

severe neck injury?

How long was he in the hospital for this?

Oh that's right, he never spent one minute in the hospital for his "injury".

But, But, you were telling us how old Larry was going to be a super star with another club after he left KC and how we would all be sorry we let him go. I guess we will have to wait for this year *SNICKER* for that to take place?

Dude, as much time as you spend on "Larrys Johnson," I hope you have a heavy duty pair of these, or your knees are going to be toast.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 03-31-2011, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

But, But, you were telling us how old Larry was going to be a super star with another club after he left KC and how we would all be sorry we let him go. I guess we will have to wait for this year *SNICKER* for that to take place?

Dude, as much time as you spend on "Larrys Johnson," I hope you have a heavy duty pair of these, or your knees are going to be toast.

It's almost like you read my mind.

Bump · 03-31-2011, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana

Heh, what a limp nipple.

Perhaps tired old Larry has been reading the Planet.

of course he does, I bet all of the players do. Wouldn't you be curious if you were in their shoes?

KCbroncoHATER · 03-31-2011, 05:31 PM

Again, I am not allowed to talk about that.

As you can see they are starting to get mad again, they have already changed my name.

**Bwana** · 03-31-2011, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCLJFellater

Again, I am not allowed to talk about that.

As you can see they are starting to get mad again, they have already changed my name.

They, who is "they." The space alians?

HoneyBadger · 03-31-2011, 05:59 PM

So its not appropriate to spit on women as a greeting??

Kerberos · 03-31-2011, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_lm

So its not appropriate to spit on women as a greeting??

Nope. Not as a greeting.

Only as a Farewell.

03-31-2011, 08:06 AM
Kerberos Chiefs Baby Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Henderson, NV Casino cash: $10000632	Larry Johnson settles drink-spitting suit for $100,000 Sorry if repost as I didn't see it in the first 4 pages. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...t-a-fair-jury/ Former Chiefs running back Larry Johnson is being sued in Kansas City by a woman who says he spat on her in a bar. But Johnson says he needs to move the trial out of Kansas City because it would be impossible to find 12 people there who don’t despise him. Johnson’s lawyer, Jack T. Bangert, told a judge Wednesday that folks in Kansas City hate his client with such a passion that he could never get a trial in front of an impartial jury there. “If we can’t get a change of venue in this case, it is insurmountable,” Bangert said. “We want to go anywhere but here.” Bangert showed the judge newspaper articles, web posts and affidavits from two talk-show hosts, all attesting to how much Chiefs fans hate Johnson. However, the plaintiff’s lawyer says those concerns are overblown, and that Johnson isn’t as famous (or infamous) in Kansas City as he thinks he is. “We all know people in Kansas City who are not Chiefs fans who have never heard of Larry Johnson,” lawyer Charles Speer said. The judge will rule later on whether Johnson is really so despised in Kansas City that the case has to be moved elsewhere. Last edited by Kerberos; 04-15-2011 at 07:20 PM..
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