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Old 07-30-2006, 11:25 PM  
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Whats the best way to tell your spouce she needs to loose weight?
I have a friend his wife had 3 kids and let herself go. Now he wants advice on how to tell her to loose some weight. I figured you guys would know the best way
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:25 PM   #2
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:26 PM   #3
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:31 PM   #4
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LOL, this is going to go over real well. Basically every woman is going to consider you an asshole for this.......
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:31 PM   #5
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Start working out yourself if you don't already. Then slip in bits about how much better you feel since you've started, weight lost, other benefits. Suggest you do it as a couple because you enjoy it and want to share it or that if she goes she'll help keep you motivated.

I like going to the gym and used to go with my ex probably two out of the four times a week I went. Unfortunately, having a toned girlfriend doesn't prevent her from becoming as crazy, toned girlfriend.


Anyway, that's the only way I know that won't result in a swift kick to the groin.
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:33 PM   #6
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I just told him maybe buy her a treadmill or a gym membership. Or stop buying ice cream for her.
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:37 PM   #7
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:38 PM   #8
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"I don't know where my ****ing belt is.....NO, it's not behind the couch.



You know what, **** it, I'll just wear one of yours..."
You know, I have no clue what your talking about... but when I was in your house, the pix I saw told me your ol' lady was a hottie....

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Old 07-30-2006, 11:40 PM   #9
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Call her a c*nt. She'll lose 200 pounds 'fore you know it.
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:43 PM   #10
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:43 PM   #11
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You know, I have no clue what your talking about... but when I was in your house, the pix I saw told me your ol' lady was a hottie....
I did the atkins thing for about a year and went from 225 to 170-175.

Being able to wear her belts was the final straw. She started some jazzer-cise $#it and cleansed the house of anything (outside of beer) that had the words sugar or carbs on them.

It really does improve the sex life. Neither person has to look at a fat b@st@rd, and that helps...
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:50 PM   #12
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I did the atkins thing for about a year and went from 225 to 170-175.

Being able to wear her belts was the final straw. She started some jazzer-cise $#it and cleansed the house of anything (outside of beer) that had the words sugar or carbs on them.

It really does improve the sex life. Neither person has to look at a fat b@st@rd, and that helps...
you know, this is going to be my only serious post of the night...

congratulations.

and if she is even hotter than the pix I saw...

triple congratulations.

when I met you I'd lost 50

now i'm down to 290

its a big difference to ALL involved.

ms llama left me 1.5 years ago. when she heard what I was down to (you've seen me)...

all she wants to do is get back with me (thats 20lbs less than when I met her)
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:52 PM   #13
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There's ONLY 2 ways:

(1) Honey, you need to lose weight. You've let yourself go.

OR

(2) I love you just the way you are.
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What if half her weight is 90 lbs?
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What if half her weight is 90 lbs?

Easier to go against a wall with her
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