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Old 10-18-2006, 07:57 PM  
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i got a question. After reading through the thread on luv's birthday ideas, i got to wondering. everyone knows older women know all the tricks as someone posted something to the effect. much like luv, i'm damn near 30, married, with kids, am i'm wondering when my wife is gonna wake up and and start to get crazy kinky. is this something that happens to women at a certain age, or is it just an old wives tale and it seems very true to a teenage boy?

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Old 10-18-2006, 09:54 PM   #16
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This seems like a good thread to recount the sad story of my ex-FIL. The ex-MIL was somewhat flat-chested (it really annoyed the hell out of her that all three of her daughters had huge boobs, too). Anyway, the ex-FIL paid for her to have a boob job. As soon as the boob job was completed and paid for, by him, she promptly LEFT HIM for another man.

Ex-FIL got hosed in the divorce AND ended up paying for a nice new plastic rack for the guy that stole his wife. Harsh.
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:59 PM   #17
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one of two things happens when they get older...

A) they divorce you and go do all the crazy sh*t with the next guy that comes along that you begged them to do, but they wouldnt...or

B) they stay married to you, but go do all the crazy sh*t with someone else.

So you're fooked either way.....you're only revenge.....hot, tight-bodied college students....because no matter the crazy sh*t your wife pulls....she still probably wont be able to match the washboard abs and the tight butt of your local college co-ed.....
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:02 PM   #18
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women seem to like me
they seem to like what I have to say
when they see me out in public
women seem to look my way
women seem to treat me so gracious
they sing me to sleep with a song
but there always seems to be a problem
women don't seem to like me long

women seem to want me
to stay with them all night
we have so much in common
ya our futures really do seem bright
women seem to forgive me
they seem to become my very good friend
but when it comes down to committment
the romance always seems to end

they tell me all their stories
we lay awake and talk all night
maybe it's me I don't know
but in the morning there always seems to be...
some kind of fight

well women seem to be so clever
i love all the jokes that they tell
like my last boyfriend really hurt me in bed
hey but you seem to fit so well
women can sure hurt your feelings
they can burn you down and not make a sound
and then they call you up and say hey come over
my husband has just left town

women seem to love houses
i've bought a couple for one or two
women seem to think all men are louses
and I guess i think so too
women seem so much smarter
than your average joe
women seem to be alittle more intuitive
and when they lie nobody knows

well women seem to know how to keep a secret
they don't blabbermouth just for show
fifty percent of their charm is illusion
and that is a good thing to know
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:05 PM   #19
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As soon as the boob job was completed and paid for, by him, she promptly LEFT HIM for another man.

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This must be a popular strategy for women who want to reinvent themselves. I heard it from a husband who was obviously frustrated as hell: I just wanted to get my hands on them, once!


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Old 10-18-2006, 10:18 PM   #20
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It happens in the 30's and continues at least into the 40's. Damn near 30 is by no means an "older woman".
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Old 10-19-2006, 12:49 AM   #21
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I've always heard that a woman's sexual prime is around the age of 40. I feel I have a lot to learn in 10 years.
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:56 AM   #22
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I've always heard that a woman's sexual prime is around the age of 40. I feel I have a lot to learn in 10 years.
well, just 'cause your a chiefs fan,
I will teach you if you want

just trying to help out a fan
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Old 10-19-2006, 06:30 AM   #23
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I've often heard that many women start gettin' frisky in their 40's, lookin' to recapture some youthful essence before they totally submit to gravity.

I would have to say I am lucky in that regard, my wife has always been like that........
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Old 10-19-2006, 08:10 AM   #24
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Anything she's not doing now, she won't ever do.

We have a winner. I wouldn't trade my wife for anything but lets just say adventure isn't her middle name.
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Old 10-19-2006, 08:16 AM   #25
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These days girls are freaky from 18 on up. Probably earlier than that, I'm sure.

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Old 10-19-2006, 08:21 AM   #26
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These days girls are freaky from 18 on up.

In that vein I was reading an article yesterday about 'Freak Dancing' in schools. After reading the description of exactly what it was I was sooo glad I'm not raising a daughter these days.

One teenager interviewed was surprised that anyone would object to that dance style. Her reply was 'What other way is there to dance?'

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Old 10-19-2006, 08:27 AM   #27
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It's the 40...I'm getting old before menapuase sets in thing....Gotta get nuts and try shit I never did before.

Maybe because the kids are gone.
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Old 10-19-2006, 08:30 AM   #28
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These days girls are freaky from 18 on up.

In that vein I was reading an article yesterday about 'Freak Dancing' in schools. After reading the description of exactly what it was I was sooo glad I'm not raising a daughter these days.

One teenager interviewed was surprised that anyone would object to that dance style. Her reply was 'What other way is there to dance?'

Luckily my 15yr. old daughter just isnt into that whole scene but i too am sickened by the young'uns overt promiscuity these days. Its MTV's influence i think, fuggin bastards. Dancing these days might as well be a public fuck, just yank'em down & bone her right there. Alright for adults i guess, but these days 12 yr. olds are walking around with their undies stickin' out and dancing like a scene from Caligula, i F'N hate it. In myyyy dayyyy we didnt have that...........
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Old 10-19-2006, 08:30 AM   #29
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I would have to say I am lucky in that regard, my wife has always been like that........
mine too...I feel for the rest of you slobs.
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Luckily my 15yr. old daughter just isnt into that whole scene but i too am sickened by the young'uns overt promiscuity these days. Its MTV's influence i think, fuggin bastards. Dancing these days might as well be a public fuck, just yank'em down & bone her right there. Alright for adults i guess, but these days 12 yr. olds are walking around with their undies stickin' out and dancing like a scene from Caligula, i F'N hate it. In myyyy dayyyy we didnt have that...........
It's lack of parents even more than some outside influence. S**t like this is what happens when your kids have two adult friends instead of parents.

Kids naturally look for boundries. If a parent isn't there to smack them back in line then they're only going to find a boundry by being seriously injured.
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