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10-18-2006, 09:54 PM | #16 |
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This seems like a good thread to recount the sad story of my ex-FIL. The ex-MIL was somewhat flat-chested (it really annoyed the hell out of her that all three of her daughters had huge boobs, too). Anyway, the ex-FIL paid for her to have a boob job. As soon as the boob job was completed and paid for, by him, she promptly LEFT HIM for another man.
Ex-FIL got hosed in the divorce AND ended up paying for a nice new plastic rack for the guy that stole his wife. Harsh. |
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10-18-2006, 09:59 PM | #17 |
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one of two things happens when they get older...
A) they divorce you and go do all the crazy sh*t with the next guy that comes along that you begged them to do, but they wouldnt...or B) they stay married to you, but go do all the crazy sh*t with someone else. So you're fooked either way.....you're only revenge.....hot, tight-bodied college students....because no matter the crazy sh*t your wife pulls....she still probably wont be able to match the washboard abs and the tight butt of your local college co-ed.....
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10-18-2006, 10:02 PM | #18 |
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women seem to like me
they seem to like what I have to say when they see me out in public women seem to look my way women seem to treat me so gracious they sing me to sleep with a song but there always seems to be a problem women don't seem to like me long women seem to want me to stay with them all night we have so much in common ya our futures really do seem bright women seem to forgive me they seem to become my very good friend but when it comes down to committment the romance always seems to end they tell me all their stories we lay awake and talk all night maybe it's me I don't know but in the morning there always seems to be... some kind of fight well women seem to be so clever i love all the jokes that they tell like my last boyfriend really hurt me in bed hey but you seem to fit so well women can sure hurt your feelings they can burn you down and not make a sound and then they call you up and say hey come over my husband has just left town women seem to love houses i've bought a couple for one or two women seem to think all men are louses and I guess i think so too women seem so much smarter than your average joe women seem to be alittle more intuitive and when they lie nobody knows well women seem to know how to keep a secret they don't blabbermouth just for show fifty percent of their charm is illusion and that is a good thing to know |
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10-18-2006, 10:05 PM | #19 | |
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10-18-2006, 10:18 PM | #20 |
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It happens in the 30's and continues at least into the 40's. Damn near 30 is by no means an "older woman".
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10-19-2006, 12:49 AM | #21 |
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I've always heard that a woman's sexual prime is around the age of 40. I feel I have a lot to learn in 10 years.
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10-19-2006, 02:56 AM | #22 | |
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10-19-2006, 06:30 AM | #23 | |
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10-19-2006, 08:10 AM | #24 |
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Anything she's not doing now, she won't ever do.
We have a winner. I wouldn't trade my wife for anything but lets just say adventure isn't her middle name.
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10-19-2006, 08:16 AM | #25 |
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These days girls are freaky from 18 on up. Probably earlier than that, I'm sure.
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10-19-2006, 08:21 AM | #26 |
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These days girls are freaky from 18 on up.
In that vein I was reading an article yesterday about 'Freak Dancing' in schools. After reading the description of exactly what it was I was sooo glad I'm not raising a daughter these days. One teenager interviewed was surprised that anyone would object to that dance style. Her reply was 'What other way is there to dance?'
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10-19-2006, 08:27 AM | #27 |
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It's the 40...I'm getting old before menapuase sets in thing....Gotta get nuts and try shit I never did before.
Maybe because the kids are gone.
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10-19-2006, 08:34 AM | #30 | |
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