Confirmed: Paris Hilton really is an idiot - Page 2

NewChief · 01-20-2006, 12:02 PM

Alright, posting about this tramp is lame, but since I teach at a high school it really bothers me that adolescent girls actually look up to this idiot. Anyway, here's the article:

http://tmz.aol.com/article1?id=20060118173609990013
Legal Papers Prove She's No Einstein
Heiress is geographically and verbally challenged
By TMZ.COM STAFF

(Jan. 19) -- TMZ has obtained a Paris Hilton deposition in which the heiress makes it painfully clear -- Greeks and geography are not her strong suits.

The deposition was taken last November, in connection with a defamation lawsuit filed by Zeta Graff against Ms. Hilton. Graff claims Hilton planted lies about her in the New York Post gossip column, Page Six. The item says Graff went "berserk" on a London dance floor last July and allegedly attacked Hilton, trying to remove Hilton's multi-million dollar necklace before being tossed from the club.

Hilton admits the incident never took place but denies spreading the lies.

In her deposition, Hilton is asked about a companion that night whose first name was Terry. When asked if she knew his last name, Hilton replied: "It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas."

Hilton was also asked if she was aware that the article had been republished in various newspapers. Graff's lawyer, Paul Berra, asked, "Were there U.K. publications?" Hilton responded: "No... there is stuff in London." Hilton's lawyer, Larry Stein, jumped in: "London is a U.K. publication." Her retort: "Right. U.K. Whatever."

Hilton swore she never saw a republication of the article: "I was in Europe the whole summer, and all there is is like French -- I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America."

Hilton testified on the night in question she did have a minor run-in with Graff, the former girlfriend of Hilton's then-boyfriend Paris Latsis. Hilton stated, "I just said to her... she is old and should stay at home with her child instead of being at nightclubs with young people. And just that -- I just - what else did I say? Just that she is not cute at all."

She added that Graff had threatened Latsis: "He said that she threatened to send Mexican people to come and beat the s..t out of him."

Hilton testified that she too was scared: "He said that she was going to do voodoo on me. And I kind of do believe in that stuff a little bit, so I was a little bit scared about that... "

Hilton, who was admonished several times to use the word "no" instead of "huh-uh," had problems explaining emails between herself and her then-publicist, Rob Shuter. Hilton claims she talked to Shuter after the incident and said: "I don't want this getting out..." But Shuter sent Hilton the article the day it ran with the note: "This is genius." Hilton responded, "You are amazing! I f..... love it!!! You are genius...."

In his earlier deposition, Shuter said that Hilton told him essentially what Page Six reported, with this instruction: "She was very clear that this story needed to go her way... we needed to get this out immediately." Shuter says Hilton specifically wanted the item in Page Six and he obliged. In Hilton's deposition, she describes Shuter as "a f...ing liar."

Hilton's graphic description of Shuter was not the only departure from a traditional deposition. At one point she blurted out: "I'm so hungry."

But Wait! There's more:
Paris Under Oath
The crazy things an heiress says
By TMZ.COM STAFF
WireImage
Paris Hilton

(Jan. 19) -- The deposition is filled with some pretty stunning comments from the stunning blonde. TMZ highly recommends that you download a copy and read it on a lounge chair during your next vacation. The following are three exerpts:

Paris on friendship:
"I meet so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names."

Paris on women who stalk women:
"I would never say stalking. I'm not a dude. Like, I think a girl can only stalk a guy. She can't really stalk another girl."

Paris on e-mail:
"Whatever I write in e-mail, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."

BIG_DADDY · 01-20-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by NewChief

Maybe, but I'd more likely ask her if I could trade up for Angelina Jolie by agreeing to do dishes for a year or something.

Jolie is Bi too, gotta love that.

**Rain Man** · 01-20-2006, 12:31 PM

She's a celebrity because she entertains us. I do indeed find this entertaining.

cadmonkey · 01-20-2006, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Matrix

angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

jelly donut

When a girl a load in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix cum & blood to make pink pearl jam.

Thats right, I like the Dragon Better.

**Skip Towne** · 01-20-2006, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BSPimpDude

I knew it would only be a matter of time before someone would bring that up.

Paige...........her name is Paige.

Alton deFlat · 01-20-2006, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief

Maybe, but I'd more likely ask her if I could trade up for Angelina Jolie by agreeing to do dishes for a year or something.

Yea, if she kisses her brother, like she did at the Academy Awards, imagine what she does to someone she's not related to. I'm sure she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose or she might even do something really crazy.... like wear a vile of your blood around her neck.

NewChief · 01-20-2006, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alton deFlat

Yea, if she kisses her brother, like she did at the Academy Awards, imagine what she does to someone she's not related to. I'm sure she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose or she might even do something really crazy.... like wear a vile of your blood around her neck.

What can I say...I like crazy chicks more than stupid chicks.

savedin79 · 01-20-2006, 02:04 PM

ck_IN · 01-20-2006, 03:13 PM

I've never understood the fascination with this mental midget.

I don't find her particularly attractive. A person could impale themselves on that pointed nose. Her personality absolutely detracts from what little beauty she does have. As best I can tell she's famous for being famous.

Personally I find her quite pathetic.

**the Talking Can** · 01-20-2006, 03:18 PM

my penis is ok with her ignorance...

ck_IN · 01-20-2006, 03:19 PM

Use her mouth then. Do all of the world a favour by stopping it up.

teedubya · 01-20-2006, 03:20 PM

that's hawt.

**Rausch** · 01-20-2006, 03:26 PM

I have no idea how that blabbering skeleton is attractive to anyone.

For her sterilization should be MANDATORY...

**Baby Lee** · 01-20-2006, 03:48 PM

Mark Cuban states Paris Hilton and Dennis Rodman were the best marketers he'd ever run into.

beavis · 01-20-2006, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

If someone knocked up Paris Hilton, I'm sure the abortion would be considered a mercy killing.

... or retirement at 26.

unlurking · 01-20-2006, 04:16 PM

Hey, at least she knows how to spell genius the right way!

01-20-2006, 12:02 PM
NewChief In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Fayetteville, AR Casino cash: $9730204	Confirmed: Paris Hilton really is an idiot Alright, posting about this tramp is lame, but since I teach at a high school it really bothers me that adolescent girls actually look up to this idiot. Anyway, here's the article: http://tmz.aol.com/article1?id=20060118173609990013 Legal Papers Prove She's No Einstein Heiress is geographically and verbally challenged By TMZ.COM STAFF (Jan. 19) -- TMZ has obtained a Paris Hilton deposition in which the heiress makes it painfully clear -- Greeks and geography are not her strong suits. The deposition was taken last November, in connection with a defamation lawsuit filed by Zeta Graff against Ms. Hilton. Graff claims Hilton planted lies about her in the New York Post gossip column, Page Six. The item says Graff went "berserk" on a London dance floor last July and allegedly attacked Hilton, trying to remove Hilton's multi-million dollar necklace before being tossed from the club. Hilton admits the incident never took place but denies spreading the lies. In her deposition, Hilton is asked about a companion that night whose first name was Terry. When asked if she knew his last name, Hilton replied: "It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas." Hilton was also asked if she was aware that the article had been republished in various newspapers. Graff's lawyer, Paul Berra, asked, "Were there U.K. publications?" Hilton responded: "No... there is stuff in London." Hilton's lawyer, Larry Stein, jumped in: "London is a U.K. publication." Her retort: "Right. U.K. Whatever." Hilton swore she never saw a republication of the article: "I was in Europe the whole summer, and all there is is like French -- I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America." Hilton testified on the night in question she did have a minor run-in with Graff, the former girlfriend of Hilton's then-boyfriend Paris Latsis. Hilton stated, "I just said to her... she is old and should stay at home with her child instead of being at nightclubs with young people. And just that -- I just - what else did I say? Just that she is not cute at all." She added that Graff had threatened Latsis: "He said that she threatened to send Mexican people to come and beat the s..t out of him." Hilton testified that she too was scared: "He said that she was going to do voodoo on me. And I kind of do believe in that stuff a little bit, so I was a little bit scared about that... " Hilton, who was admonished several times to use the word "no" instead of "huh-uh," had problems explaining emails between herself and her then-publicist, Rob Shuter. Hilton claims she talked to Shuter after the incident and said: "I don't want this getting out..." But Shuter sent Hilton the article the day it ran with the note: "This is genius." Hilton responded, "You are amazing! I f..... love it!!! You are genius...." In his earlier deposition, Shuter said that Hilton told him essentially what Page Six reported, with this instruction: "She was very clear that this story needed to go her way... we needed to get this out immediately." Shuter says Hilton specifically wanted the item in Page Six and he obliged. In Hilton's deposition, she describes Shuter as "a f...ing liar." Hilton's graphic description of Shuter was not the only departure from a traditional deposition. At one point she blurted out: "I'm so hungry." But Wait! There's more: Paris Under Oath The crazy things an heiress says By TMZ.COM STAFF WireImage Paris Hilton (Jan. 19) -- The deposition is filled with some pretty stunning comments from the stunning blonde. TMZ highly recommends that you download a copy and read it on a lounge chair during your next vacation. The following are three exerpts: Paris on friendship: "I meet so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names." Paris on women who stalk women: "I would never say stalking. I'm not a dude. Like, I think a girl can only stalk a guy. She can't really stalk another girl." Paris on e-mail: "Whatever I write in e-mail, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."
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ck_IN Feels so good. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	I've never understood the fascination with this mental midget. I don't find her particularly attractive. A person could impale themselves on that pointed nose. Her personality absolutely detracts from what little beauty she does have. As best I can tell she's famous for being famous. Personally I find her quite pathetic. __________________ As sweet as Tupelo Honey
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