Misc Just Pooped on the Bosses Desk and Bit the Cutie from Accounting on the Ass

Otter · 08-24-2009, 09:12 AM

I'll see you working stiffs later - it's easy street from now on! This Man's Title is "Head of Department"!

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Attn: Beneficiary,

Based on the instruction passed to this Western Union department from the office of the Governor of the Central Bank, a total

sum of USD$1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars only) Each, has been instructed to be paid to all the people that

their funds transfer were stopped withheld or confiscated at the Ecowas office from any of the African Countries.

According to the explanations made, the Central Bank of the Country of Origin of your fund and the Government, have decided

to take over the issue of your transfer, to save you from all wire transfer problems you where facing previously.

This is to help us check-mate all the Fraudulent activities going on here in West Africa at large. You shall be paid bit by

bit until your total sum is completely received right from the Counter of any Western Union closest to you.

We have been asked to release to you a total of US$10,000.00 in every Seven Hours (7hours) until the funds is completely

paid, as that is the maximum limit we are legally allowed to pay in a particular transaction.

After the failure in the transfer of your fund through other means which may have been made impossible by the European,

American or British high commission and other bodies, I was ordered from the office of the President and the Central Bank Of

Nigeria to make your payment swiftly via this medium, you will be receiving $10,000 USD every seven hours, from the below

MTCN number till your payment is completed.

The Following is the Western Union Money Control Number (MTCN): 4554115358 for verification kindly visit our official web

site www.westernunion.com Find TRACKING on the top right of the site page, and kindly insert accordingly this detail Anthony

Baker and 4554115358 following the instructions bellow

Money Transfer Control Number: 4554115358
Sender First Name: Anthony
Sender Last Name: Baker
CHECK STATUS AND CLICK ON CHECK STATUS
Contact Mr. Anthony Baker Immediately.(AT)
Contact Name: Anthony Baker
Email: anthonybaker70@hotmail.com
Tel: 234-703-514-5134

He is in charge of your transfer. Give him your full receivers names for the payment and an activation fee of $250 only for

the names to be activated to the Mtcn number you already have, the required fee should be sent through Western Union. Upon

the receipt of the $250, your receivers name will be activated to enable you receive your first installment payment of

$10,000 immediately. Send the $250 payment information to us through this email. Note: You can not be able to start picking

up the money until your Name is activated to the system.

The Receivers Information For The $250 is as follows:
Receivers name: Tony Efe
Address: Lagos Nigeria
Text Question: WHO
Answer: ME
Amount To be sent:..$250
MTCN.................
Sender’s name: your name
senders address: your address

Immediately he receives the payment, we shall activate your name to enable you start receiving your payment immediately.

Please Note: this control number (4554115358) should be kept very safe and secret for your own security, to avoid someone

else tampering with you funds.

E-mail Mr. Anthony Baker immediately for more Details and directives.
Thank you and God bless you

Mr. Ben Oputa.
HEAD OF DEPARTMENT

POND_OF_RED · 08-24-2009, 09:17 AM

Can anyone do this or is it only special people who received the email? I could sure use $1,000,000.

teedubya · 08-24-2009, 09:59 AM

Do you know how much good weed you could get for 1,000,000??? Right, Pond? Dude...

Im all over this... Im sending my bank account routing number RIGHT NOW!!

POND_OF_RED · 08-24-2009, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

Do you know how much good weed you could get for 1,000,000??? Right, Pond? Dude...

Im all over this... Im sending my bank account routing number RIGHT NOW!!

Can I just use yours? I'll pay you back when I get the money. Hell I'll even give you half of my earnings. $500,000 should be enough to get me super high for a couple years.

manchambo · 08-24-2009, 10:03 AM

What's a shame about this is that, when a real person from Africa emails you with a legitimate offer of millions of dollars, you won't believe them and will miss out on the money. It's just like the boy who cried wolf.

**Buck** · 08-24-2009, 10:05 AM

If there is a tracking # then this has to be legit.

**Skip Towne** · 08-24-2009, 10:06 AM

You're home free.

**rockymtnchief** · 08-24-2009, 10:07 AM

Congrats!

Send them my e-mail in case they should need to do this again in the future!

Hog's Gone Fishin · 08-24-2009, 10:07 AM

I'm in !!!

Looks like my jerking days are HIISSTTOORRYY !

teedubya · 08-24-2009, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by manchambo

What's a shame about this is that, when a real person from Africa emails you with a legitimate offer of millions of dollars, you won't believe them and will miss out on the money. It's just like the boy who cried wolf.

ha haha... awesome.

ClevelandBronco · 08-24-2009, 10:15 AM

Sorry. I already claimed the money with my SS# and everything.

I've booked a flight to Africa.

Do I go right or left after I land?

donkhater · 08-24-2009, 10:22 AM

What a misleading thread title. I thought this was some elaborate way that you quit your job.

I read it as:

Took a shit on my bosses desk and sexually harrassed the cutie in accounting.

How disappointing

Jewish Rabbi · 08-24-2009, 11:59 AM

I'm glad someone posts something like this once a week.

Otter · 08-24-2009, 12:33 PM

Quote:

I'm glad someone posts something like this once a week.

And thank you for bumping when it was almost off the front page Einstein.

**Skip Towne** · 08-24-2009, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

And thank you for bumping when it was almost off the front page Einstein.

He's new here.

08-24-2009, 09:12 AM
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $2798382	Just Pooped on the Bosses Desk and Bit the Cutie from Accounting on the Ass I'll see you working stiffs later - it's easy street from now on! This Man's Title is "Head of Department"! ------------ Attn: Beneficiary, Based on the instruction passed to this Western Union department from the office of the Governor of the Central Bank, a total sum of USD$1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars only) Each, has been instructed to be paid to all the people that their funds transfer were stopped withheld or confiscated at the Ecowas office from any of the African Countries. According to the explanations made, the Central Bank of the Country of Origin of your fund and the Government, have decided to take over the issue of your transfer, to save you from all wire transfer problems you where facing previously. This is to help us check-mate all the Fraudulent activities going on here in West Africa at large. You shall be paid bit by bit until your total sum is completely received right from the Counter of any Western Union closest to you. We have been asked to release to you a total of US$10,000.00 in every Seven Hours (7hours) until the funds is completely paid, as that is the maximum limit we are legally allowed to pay in a particular transaction. After the failure in the transfer of your fund through other means which may have been made impossible by the European, American or British high commission and other bodies, I was ordered from the office of the President and the Central Bank Of Nigeria to make your payment swiftly via this medium, you will be receiving $10,000 USD every seven hours, from the below MTCN number till your payment is completed. The Following is the Western Union Money Control Number (MTCN): 4554115358 for verification kindly visit our official web site www.westernunion.com Find TRACKING on the top right of the site page, and kindly insert accordingly this detail Anthony Baker and 4554115358 following the instructions bellow Money Transfer Control Number: 4554115358 Sender First Name: Anthony Sender Last Name: Baker CHECK STATUS AND CLICK ON CHECK STATUS Contact Mr. Anthony Baker Immediately.(AT) Contact Name: Anthony Baker Email: anthonybaker70@hotmail.com Tel: 234-703-514-5134 He is in charge of your transfer. Give him your full receivers names for the payment and an activation fee of $250 only for the names to be activated to the Mtcn number you already have, the required fee should be sent through Western Union. Upon the receipt of the $250, your receivers name will be activated to enable you receive your first installment payment of $10,000 immediately. Send the $250 payment information to us through this email. Note: You can not be able to start picking up the money until your Name is activated to the system. The Receivers Information For The $250 is as follows: Receivers name: Tony Efe Address: Lagos Nigeria Text Question: WHO Answer: ME Amount To be sent:..$250 MTCN................. Sender’s name: your name senders address: your address Immediately he receives the payment, we shall activate your name to enable you start receiving your payment immediately. Please Note: this control number (4554115358) should be kept very safe and secret for your own security, to avoid someone else tampering with you funds. E-mail Mr. Anthony Baker immediately for more Details and directives. Thank you and God bless you Mr. Ben Oputa. HEAD OF DEPARTMENT
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08-24-2009, 09:17 AM	#2
POND_OF_RED The talking stonehead Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Blue Springs, MO Casino cash: $1813146	Can anyone do this or is it only special people who received the email? I could sure use $1,000,000.
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08-24-2009, 09:59 AM	#3
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9490002	Do you know how much good weed you could get for 1,000,000??? Right, Pond? Dude... Im all over this... Im sending my bank account routing number RIGHT NOW!!
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08-24-2009, 10:03 AM	#5
manchambo Veteran Join Date: Dec 2005 Casino cash: $9422156	What's a shame about this is that, when a real person from Africa emails you with a legitimate offer of millions of dollars, you won't believe them and will miss out on the money. It's just like the boy who cried wolf.
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08-24-2009, 10:05 AM	#6
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $8329900	If there is a tracking # then this has to be legit.
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08-24-2009, 10:06 AM	#7
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	You're home free.
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08-24-2009, 10:07 AM	#8
rockymtnchief Supporter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Crazys of Montana Casino cash: $10018968 VARSITY	Congrats! Send them my e-mail in case they should need to do this again in the future!
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08-24-2009, 10:07 AM	#9
Hog's Gone Fishin Fish are scared of me Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1740477	I'm in !!! Looks like my jerking days are HIISSTTOORRYY !
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08-24-2009, 10:15 AM	#11
ClevelandBronco I'm with the banned. Join Date: Sep 2006 Casino cash: $5658955	Sorry. I already claimed the money with my SS# and everything. I've booked a flight to Africa. Do I go right or left after I land?
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08-24-2009, 10:22 AM	#12
donkhater Brilliant!! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Indiana, USA Casino cash: $10014051	What a misleading thread title. I thought this was some elaborate way that you quit your job. I read it as: Took a shit on my bosses desk and sexually harrassed the cutie in accounting. How disappointing __________________ The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants
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08-24-2009, 11:59 AM	#13
Jewish Rabbi What's up braj? Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Placencia, Belize Casino cash: $2158320	I'm glad someone posts something like this once a week.
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