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Old 06-30-2011, 10:13 AM  
Dr. Johnny Fever Dr. Johnny Fever is offline
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Top reasons you haven't made it as a rapper

Your name is spelled correctly

Marijuana just triggers an asthma attack

As hard as you try not to you keep treating women and law enforcement officers with respect

Your rims cost $30k but the Kia Soul they're on is only worth 14-5

You know the names and birthdays of all your children

Your signature song is "Daiquires up"

Nothing around your neck tells time

You completed the 3rd grade

Your line "where my floozies and harlots at" isn't catching on

When you murder someone you prefer to keep quiet about it

You've never made it rain on them ho's

Too many songs about respecting your mother

Your name is DJ Awkward Silence

Your name is MC College Education

You got shot 9 times.... while playing paintball

You're honest about how much money you make

Due to poor life decisions you don't have a single face or neck tatoo

When asked to make it rain you point out that only God can cause the clouds to shower the earth with life giving water

Your rent is more than your car payment

No one buys your stories of how tough it was growing up on the mean streets of St. Joseph Missouri.

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Old 06-30-2011, 12:18 PM   #16
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Old 06-30-2011, 12:22 PM   #17
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Old 06-30-2011, 12:28 PM   #18
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Eminem was born Marshall Bruce Mathers III on October 17, 1972, in Saint Joseph, Missouri, the only child of Deborah R. Nelson Mathers-Briggs and Marshall Bruce Mathers, Jr.[25] He is of Scottish,[26] English, German, Swiss, Polish, and possibly Luxembourgian ancestry.[27] His father abandoned the family when he was 18 months old, and he was raised solely by his mother. By the age of 12, Mathers and his mother had moved between various cities and towns in Missouri (including Saint Joseph, Savannah, and Kansas City)[28] before they settled in Warren, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit.
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:05 PM   #19
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:06 PM   #20
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:06 PM   #21
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Oh...guess i can rhyme.
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:07 PM   #22
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:07 PM   #23
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:08 PM   #24
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:11 PM   #25
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Old 06-30-2011, 02:16 PM   #26
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Old 06-30-2011, 03:17 PM   #27
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Old 06-30-2011, 07:28 PM   #28
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:34 PM   #29
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