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Old 03-21-2013, 12:44 PM  
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...?ir=Weird+News

Talicia Kiavonna Morrison Rips Out Eyeball During Fight With Other Woman, Police In Texas Say

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Police in Texas say that a fight between two women ended with one ripping out the other's left eyeball from its socket.

Talicia Kiavonna Morrison, 20, told police that she attacked the victim's eye and "dug her fingers up in there" during the altercation last Saturday in Austin, according to the American-Statesman.

KRISTV reports:

According the arrest affidavit, when police were able to bring Morrison in for questioning, she admitted to being involved in the fight and she had [a] couple of broken fingernails as a result of the fight.

The 22-year-old victim -- screaming in pain when police arrived -- was transported to a local hospital, where medical professionals sedated her and re-inserted the eye.

"She came at me with her hand toward my face," the victim told KITV. She added that her vision from the injured eye is now blurred.

Morrison is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, according to MyFoxAustin.

It remains unclear what started the fight.
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:13 PM   #16
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:14 PM   #17
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:16 PM   #18
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:17 PM   #19
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:21 PM   #20
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Famous last words of the attacker: "Outta sight!"

Hey, the victim should look at the bright side (with her one good eye, of course): She now can double for Mike Wazowski and a quite a number of the primary characters of Disney's "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride attraction and movie sequels.

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Old 03-21-2013, 05:08 PM   #29
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I thought the story about the guy returning the used enemas, getting a possible 10 year prison sentence because they resold them. WTF? wouldn't that be on the employees for not knowing?
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