What's your own personal hell?

[chagrin]

I believe that part of our journey in life is to be saddled with something that we're either supposed to learn from or it's there just as punishment. I seem to have 2 persnoal hells attached to my soul for whatever reason:

1) Black females hate me, I never get along with them - even when I go out of my way to not be sarcastic, just be pleasant, etc. they hate me. I get in more trouble at any job I've ever had, any fast food place, other companies I do business with and even the customer care call centers - it's fuggin driving me NUTS!

2) SLOW people - no matter if I am walking, again at a fast food place, driving down the road or in a train station. I always get behind the slowest dipshit in the area, and it's not just when I am in a hurry either - it's like this on regular days during "off busy" hours.

So what's yours?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by chagrin

And Israel remains under a consonant threat from Iran, Iraq and the Palestine to this date

How ironic that they're also under consonant threat from A-fghanistan, E-gypt, I-ran, O-sama, U-zbekistan, and sometimes Y-raq.

Originally Posted by Rain Man

How ironic that they're also under consonant threat from A-fghanistan, E-gypt, I-ran, O-sama, U-zbekistan, and sometimes Y-raq.

You should be captured, bottled, and sold as an anti-depressant.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Phobia

You should be captured, bottled, and sold as an anti-depressant.

I'm already partway there, because a lot of women abuse me.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

How ironic that they're also under consonant threat from A-fghanistan, E-gypt, I-ran, O-sama, U-zbekistan, and sometimes Y-raq.

Hahaha!!! AMAZING.

[boogblaster]

Foul-vowel award headed your way ...

[ChiefFan31]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

As for the grammar by college graduates bit, I REALLY hate that.

Yes, yes you do. I will admit to ****ing up they, their ,they're often. Oddly enough it wasn't until I started posting on the Internet forums about three years ago that I realized this. I don't have a problem with grammer, but those get me for some reason.

On the intraweb, my feeling is who gives a shit, and if a Nazi gets upset by it, **** em. But I agree with what you said below. In the business world you cannot afford to come off sounding like an idiot. It's amazing, that some of the biggest bosses in my company can't spell for shit. They use crackberries with no spell checker.

Originally Posted by Simplex3

I was a public school screw off, I couldn't diagram a sentence to save my life. However, I manage to keep those 8 or 9 f**king words straight.

The thing that kills me is this: Don't you SPEAK English? Haven't you spoken it all your life? How the hell do you live here, speaking this language, all of your life and not just know what does and doesn't sound/look right?

Even better are the people that have been through (and paid for) years of higher education. What the hell did you do for all of those years?

Now, it's ugly but not unexpected on a board like this. However, I see more and more of this crap in business communications every day. Do you really expect me to take you seriously if you can't even manage to master the language you've been learning since birth?