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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-30-2008, 08:44 PM   #2131
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I am a virgin but wish you to teach me the weirding way of the manslut. Just think of the scene in Revenge of the Sith when Darth Sidious explains the sith teachings to Anakin Skywalker. Sidious relates a tale of cunning betrayal involving two prior Sith lords. One learns to cheat death. Anakain, obviously intoxicated with the thought of this power, asks Sidious, "Is it possible to learn this power."

You are Darth Sidious, Lord of the Pussy! You have related tales of cunning one-night stand betrayals and learned to cheat women out of their underwear! I am intoxicated with the thought of your power. So I ask you, Darth Midnight Vulture: IS IT POSSIBLE TO LEARN THIS POWER?

If so, we could be Sith Lords of the Pussy.

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Old 06-30-2008, 08:47 PM   #2132
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Guys, again, let's lay off this dude, okay?
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Old 06-30-2008, 08:48 PM   #2133
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Guys, again, let's lay off this dude, okay?
If you say so.
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Old 06-30-2008, 08:49 PM   #2134
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Guys, again, let's lay off this dude, okay?
But he is Darth Hideous; Lord of the Tramps, Mr. Donger. He needs not your assistance.

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Old 06-30-2008, 08:50 PM   #2135
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If you say so.
I think it would be best, but it's just my opinion.
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Old 06-30-2008, 08:51 PM   #2136
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But he is Darth Hideous; Lord of the Tramps, Mr. Donger. He needs not your assistance.

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I like to use my powers for the good of humanity (sometimes), FAX. This is one of those cases.
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Old 06-30-2008, 08:51 PM   #2137
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Guys, again, let's lay off this dude, okay?
Agreed.

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I like to use my powers for the good of humanity (sometimes), FAX. This is one of those cases.
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Tweed.



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Old 06-30-2008, 08:53 PM   #2138
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Old 06-30-2008, 08:58 PM   #2139
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I am a virgin but wish you to teach me the weirding way of the manslut. Just think of the scene in Revenge of the Sith when Darth Sidious explains the sith teachings to Anakin Skywalker. Sidious relates a tale of cunning betrayal involving two prior Sith lords. One learns to cheat death. Anakain, obviously intoxicated with the thought of this power, asks Sidious, "Is it possible to learn this power."

You are Darth Sidious, Lord of the Pussy! You have related tales of cunning one-night stand betrayals and learned to cheat women out of their underwear! I am intoxicated with the thought of your power. So I ask you, Darth Midnight Vulture: IS IT POSSIBLE TO LEARN THIS POWER?

If so, we could be Sith Lords of the Pussy.

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.
Holy shit....
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:00 PM   #2140
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Agreed.



Indeed.



Tweed.



Theed.
In all honesty, I do not understand either referenced picture.
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:02 PM   #2141
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In all honesty, I do not understand either referenced picture.
The first is Shannon Tweed, best known for B-movies and skinimax.

The second was inspired by Claythan's sith lord rant. It's a locale from one of the movies.

Posted because they all end in "eed".

Just chalk it up to a couple of jyn'an tawnixx inducing random neuron firings.
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:04 PM   #2142
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:05 PM   #2143
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The first is Shannon Tweed, best known for B-movies and skinimax.

The second was inspired by Claythan's sith lord rant. It's a locale from one of the movies.

Posted because they all end in "eed". Just chalk it up to a couple of jyn'an tawnixx.
And, I still don't get it.
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:06 PM   #2144
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And, I still don't get it.
That's OK. I'm not sure I do either.
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:07 PM   #2145
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You know what I think would be cool? If Midnight had an accessory monkey. Maybe one that would sit on his shoulder when he went on the prowl at midnight.

Midnight, I could hook that up if you want.
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