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Old 09-11-2018, 02:46 PM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 5, Match 2 - TLO versus Bwana

We're in the final four now. One of these guys will end up in the championship.

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - The summit of Mount Everest, with no supplemental oxygen
Starting Distance - 5 feet

TLO

Main Weapon - Baseball Bat
Backup Weapon - 10 Lawn darts

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - None

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Main Weapon - Pirate cutlass
Backup Weapon - Baseball Bat

Prep Time - 4 Minutes
Special Factors - At time t= -5 seconds, your left foot is nailed to the ground/floor.
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Old 09-11-2018, 03:06 PM   #2
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This may go to TLO depending on how accurate he can be with those lawn darts. Just stand back and fire away at the nearly immobilized Bwana.
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Old 09-11-2018, 04:21 PM   #3
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The lawn darts win the day here. A couple solid hits, and all I have to do is wait for the blood loss to take effect.

Easy win
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Old 09-11-2018, 04:25 PM   #4
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Here's a lengthy article about the dangers of lawn darts, if anyone cares to read it.

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Old 09-11-2018, 04:29 PM   #5
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The 100mph winds may present an issue throwing anything, swinging a bat is probably useless as well, the cutlass is about the only semi useful weapon here. That said, both die because Mother Nature’s a bitch rip boys.
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Old 09-11-2018, 04:30 PM   #6
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The lawn darts win the day here. A couple solid hits, and all I have to do is wait for the blood loss to take effect.

Easy win

Yeah.......no. We are 5 feet apart. I take the Pirate cutlass, lop off your head and kick it off the top of the mountain. You won't even get a chance to toss one of your darts. You won't feel a thing.
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Old 09-11-2018, 04:33 PM   #7
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Yeah.......no. We are 5 feet apart. I take the Pirate cutlass, lop off your head and kick it off the top of the mountain. You won't even get a chance to toss one of your darts. You won't feel a thing.
TLO can move.
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Old 09-11-2018, 04:33 PM   #8
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Yeah.......no. We are 5 feet apart. I take the Pirate cutlass, lop off your head and kick it off the top of the mountain. You won't even get a chance to toss one of your darts. You won't feel a thing.
We're 5 feet apart and your left foot is nailed into the mountain top. You planning on cutting off that leg to come take a swing at me?
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Old 09-11-2018, 04:33 PM   #9
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TLO can move.
Exactly.
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Old 09-11-2018, 04:34 PM   #10
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I may have to ban lawn darts from future gladiatorial tournaments. They sound dangerous.
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Old 09-11-2018, 04:41 PM   #11
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Actual footage of Bwana trying to charge me after cutting off his own foot/leg.

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Old 09-11-2018, 04:46 PM   #12
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Exactly.
Where exactly do you think you are moving to? Take one step and you are likely plunging to your death.

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Old 09-11-2018, 04:49 PM   #13
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Where exactly do you think you are moving to? Take one step and you are likely plunging to your death.

It doesn't seem like a nail is going to find much purchase on that that surface.
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Actual footage of Bwana trying to charge me after cutting off his own foot/leg.


I'm not going to need to charge at "5 feet." I step forward and lean with the leg that's not nailed down to close the gap and off goes your pointed little cranium.

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It doesn't seem like a nail is going to find much purchase on that that surface.
I have a dedicated team of foot nailers. I wouldn't worry about that.
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