****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[kepp]

Originally Posted by TribalElder

they will cry all week about the touchdown that wasn't a touchdown if we end up winning

after much thought

I'm okay with that if it happens to go down that way

That's why we need to win by a couple TDs.

[Eleazar]

There we go.

We've taken their best shot, and we are still here.

[hometeam]

The whole office just lost its shit.

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by Ebolapox

worried they'll review it though... nevermind. was worried it was caused by the ground. clean fumble there.

He hadn't hit the ground and the ball bounced off Ealey's knees....he was laying on Ealey when the ball came out.

[Jerm]

Already losing me voice and it's only early 2nd lol....

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Hey Marshall:

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by kepp

Can't carry that thing like a loaf of bread, boy.

I noticed he does that, when I was watching their last few games on you tube I said "We're going to strip that boy."

[Ebolapox]

Originally Posted by Mosbonian

He hadn't hit the ground and the ball bounced off Ealey's knees....he was laying on Ealey when the ball came out.

yeah, I saw it on the replay. in real time I was looking elsewhere on the play.

[kepp]

The radio announcers are saying that DBG went to the locker room to get his shoulder looked at.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Hey Marshall:

[Tits McGee]

Originally Posted by GloryDayz

Well there's a little trickeration... **** you announcers!! I'm still looking for your names, and I swear when i die, I'm going to haunt you when you're ****ing your whore wife (and other whores!!).

Vern & Gary Danielson

[kepp]

What are the TV announcers saying? They're showing replays of Marshall getting pushed out of bounds. I bet they're saying it was a late hit?

[Ebolapox]

we sound really loud, but the crowd looks very pro auburn.

and **** you, gary and verne.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Danielson is the biggest chickenshit heel announcer since Jesse the Body.

[Ebolapox]

haha, did I just hear the hunger games music there?