Movies and TV Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them - Page 12

AphexPhin · 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

I'll start...

Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.

Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

Pepe Silvia · 06-14-2013, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by RedDread

Summer of Sam. Only movie I've ever walked out of in the theater.

Yeah I'm gonna have to sorta disagree with you there.

Frazod · 06-14-2013, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AphexPhin

Oh gotcha. Yeah I can completely understand how The Assassination of Jesse James would turn some people off. Its slow paced and there isnt much action at all.

And thanks for the recommendation. I'll make sure to check out The Long Riders.

Great flick. Bloody, stylish and cool. Nice gimmick that worked - they had real life brothers playing brothers in the movie. David Carradine was particularly awesome as Cole Younger.

**loochy** · 06-14-2013, 04:34 PM

A group of 10 of us walked out on this movie back in high school:

It was just stupid

MTG#10 · 06-14-2013, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sd4chiefs

I rented Warm Bodies last night. I lasted about 25 minutes. It started out OK but turned into a Teenage sap fest.

Yeah, that was God-awful. It has decent reviews too, I dont get it.

Al Bundy · 06-14-2013, 04:50 PM

Psycho II

**Baby Lee** · 06-14-2013, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy

A group of 10 of us walked out on this movie back in high school:

It was just stupid

Kind of like posting an image link that won't work and not mentioning the movie?

Mosbonian · 06-14-2013, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

I watched Message in a Bottle to get pussy.

I'll go you one better....I watched "A Star is Born" with Kris Kristofferson and Barbra Streisand for the same reason.

Mosbonian · 06-14-2013, 05:22 PM

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I feel your pain. I did the same thing with Titanic.

Truth is, if a girl likes you, you can have a Freddy Got Fingered, Battlefield Earth, Gigli triple feature and she'll still want to get with you.

Titanic....you actually sat thru that whole thing. I'm with Fraz on that one, even sex isn't worth having to sit thru Titanic.

Mosbonian · 06-14-2013, 05:24 PM

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I think Clueless is the only chick flick I've seen that I can say wasn't entirely awful. Don't give me no man card shit because most people have seen that movie.

Haven't seen the movie or the TV series thankfully

Mosbonian · 06-14-2013, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by AphexPhin

And thanks for the recommendation. I'll make sure to check out The Long Riders.

Long Riders was great....it never went to the theater, but another good western of late is Purgatory.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-14-2013, 05:56 PM

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Titanic....you actually sat thru that whole thing. I'm with Fraz on that one, even sex isn't worth having to sit thru Titanic.

It is when you're an 18 year old infatuated with a Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

**Baby Lee** · 06-14-2013, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mosbonian

Haven't seen the movie or the TV series thankfully

Can't speak for the series, but the movie is decent. Mostly because it was as much a satire as a chick/teen flick. Really funny bits about the capriciousness of entitled teens. I still laugh at the sheer terror they experience when accidentally veering onto the LA freeway.

Plus, Paul Rudd.

BTW Paul has a funny story about the first time he met Alicia Silverstone. It was some fancy dinner at an upscale NY restaurant. The meal was on the hosts of the dinner, and Paul was like 'I'm getting my money's worth out of this experience.' Ordered the braised whole rabbit, ate it like a mad man.
Turns out, as we now know, Alicia is a hard core vegan, and she sat there watching him lay into this little bunny with gusto and never said a word.

ArrowheadHawk · 06-14-2013, 06:30 PM

I can't make it through most of Tarantinos stuff. Kill Bill is the dumbest shit I have ever seen.

**Buehler445** · 06-14-2013, 06:41 PM

I liked Clueless when I was younger. Mostly because I would have given anything I have, do and will own, just to have Alicia Silverstone sit on my face. She was epic hot in those days.

-King- · 06-14-2013, 07:40 PM

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I can't make it through most of Tarantinos stuff. Kill Bill is the dumbest shit I have ever seen.

Me neither. I remember saving it on my DVR and being excited to watch it for the first time.

I ended up deleting it within 10 minutes.

06-14-2013, 05:44 AM
AphexPhin Banned Join Date: May 2013 Casino cash: $10004900	Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs. I'll start... Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. **in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs! Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film. Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this. Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes. Pearl Harbor** - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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