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Old 12-01-2013, 05:33 PM  
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Vernon Davis tackled by his dick
I couldn't improve on Deadspin's title...



full video at link: http://deadspin.com/vernon-davis-tac...ick-1474538060

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Rams safety T.J. McDonald took down 49ers tight end Vernon Davis by grabbing on to whatever he could. "Whatever he could" happened to include Davis's crotch.

After having his dick and/or balls squeezed, Davis naturally took a second to regain himself, as a guy would. The FOX injury music as we all realize Davis didn't suffer a season-ending injury is a little funny, although having your dick squeezed definitely isn't.
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:15 PM   #16
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i mean i'm cool with gay marriage and shit, but grabbing a dude's cock in the game...save it for the post-game, bro!!
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:30 PM   #17
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:35 PM   #18
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can't argue with you there!
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:41 PM   #19
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Old 12-01-2013, 10:41 PM   #20
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I guess if this becomes a trend, Denver will have to grease their dicks in the playoffs too
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Old 12-01-2013, 10:46 PM   #21
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Davis will be questionable next week with a torn ABC
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Old 12-01-2013, 10:49 PM   #22
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Old 12-01-2013, 10:51 PM   #23
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Hahahah I love the sad Fox NFL music as he's lying on the ground after his dick just got stretched out an extra 3 inches.
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Old 12-01-2013, 11:31 PM   #24
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Old 12-01-2013, 11:32 PM   #25
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That's not a penalty
I wish it was..I would like to see the ref call that one. Would the ref just grab his junk while making the call?

If grabbing the facemask is a penalty grabbing the dick has to be
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Old 12-02-2013, 01:19 AM   #28
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so wes welker would have broke that for a big gain?





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Not sure this one makes too much sense. Maybe if it was a Niners player as the tackler... Idk.
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