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Old 09-09-2013, 09:06 PM  
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Gun Battle - Police Versus 107 Year-Old

I blame video games. Dude probably spent all of his free time playing some World I first-person shooter running through the Argonne and Belleau Wood.

I would also think that if you managed to keep yourself out of trouble for 107 years, you'd be a pretty safe bet to not get into a gun battle with police. But I guess everyone eventually has a limit before they snap.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/08/justic...t=hp_inthenews

(CNN) -- A man who police said was 107 years old was killed in a confrontation with SWAT officers Saturday night.
Police were called to a home in Pine Bluff, Arkansas, where suspect Monroe Isadore was.

"When they arrived, they were able to determine that an aggravated assault had occurred against two people at the residence," Lt. David E. Price, a Pine Bluff police spokesman, said in a statement.

The two victims were led out of the house.

It was not clear what role the suspect had in the aggravated assaults or what they were.

When officers approached a bedroom where Isadore was hiding, he fired through the door, authorities said.

None of the police officers was hit by the gunfire. They retreated to a safer area and called for additional help, including SWAT officers who started negotiations with the suspect.

SWAT officers slipped a camera into the room where Isadore was holed up and saw he was armed with a handgun, Price said.

After unsuccessful negotiations, officers slipped gas into the room through a window, he said, and Isadore fired rounds at them.

The officers broke the bedroom door and hurled in a distraction device, and Isadore fired at them again, according to the spokesman's statement.
Officers returned fire, killing him.

It's unclear what distraction device was used. No more information was immediately available. CNN called the police department, but could not reach anyone.

In 2010, there were about 53,000 people over age 100 in the United States, according to the latest Census numbers. Only 8% of them were older than 104.
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Old 09-09-2013, 09:10 PM   #2
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Old 09-09-2013, 10:51 PM   #3
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Of course only 8% of them are over 104 years old. They are all dead from the gun battles.
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Old 09-09-2013, 10:54 PM   #4
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You know they still called it shell shock then. Maybe his shell shock finally kicked in.

If he was cursing Kaiser Wilhelm and Otto Von Bismark this would be a very safe bet.
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Old 09-09-2013, 10:55 PM   #5
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Old 09-09-2013, 11:41 PM   #6
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Further investigation revealed that this old guy was deaf or almost deaf and was legally blind. Never mind that the neighbors tried to tell the SWAT jackboots this fact. It is "come out or we'll shoot." Never mind if the old coot is deaf. But they DID try to use robots and tear gas first, so what the hell.

I have no clue if the guy just went nuts or what. I just know there was a day and age when your local sheriff could find a way to disarm the crazy 107 year old in town without terrifying the guy into retreating into a room where he feels the need to shoot through a closed door at an unknown target beyond.

The guy sees a large group of ninjas in his living room, retreats, and hears a cacophony of noise on the other side of his door.

How about standing down an hour or two and seeing if the old coot can be talked to.

Nope. Not in the modern jackbooted Nazi police state we have today. S.W.A.T captain Adolph is in tactical mode and he really needs to deliver some rounds down range, so lets gas the old coot than all of them bust through his bedroom door.

WTF did they think would happen when they busted down his bedroom door?

I am really ashamed of my government today. The militarization of the modern police state is just repulsive to me. Even my stinking dog catchers, who now go by the ominous title "Animal Control Officer", even they dress like Army Rangers today.

Were just ****ed. Welcome to the police state Hans. Achtung! Halt! Papers please or be gunned down by the nazi jackbooted thugs.

**** me.


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Old 09-09-2013, 11:47 PM   #7
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Old 09-09-2013, 11:52 PM   #8
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107 year old. Give him 20 minutes, he would have fallen asleep in his room.

Well, he won't have to worry anymore about chemotherapy or the old folks home. If I ever get incurable
cancer, remind me to call the SWAT team then break into my neighbors house and assault somebody.
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Old 09-10-2013, 12:54 AM   #9
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Further investigation revealed that this old guy was deaf or almost deaf and was legally blind. Never mind that the neighbors tried to tell the SWAT jackboots this fact. It is "come out or we'll shoot." Never mind if the old coot is deaf. But they DID try to use robots and tear gas first, so what the hell.

I have no clue if the guy just went nuts or what. I just know there was a day and age when your local sheriff could find a way to disarm the crazy 107 year old in town without terrifying the guy into retreating into a room where he feels the need to shoot through a closed door at an unknown target beyond.

The guy sees a large group of ninjas in his living room, retreats, and hears a cacophony of noise on the other side of his door.

How about standing down an hour or two and seeing if the old coot can be talked to.

Nope. Not in the modern jackbooted Nazi police state we have today. S.W.A.T captain Adolph is in tactical mode and he really needs to deliver some rounds down range, so lets gas the old coot than all of them bust through his bedroom door.

WTF did they think would happen when they busted down his bedroom door?

I am really ashamed of my government today. The militarization of the modern police state is just repulsive to me. Even my stinking dog catchers, who now go by the ominous title "Animal Control Officer", even they dress like Army Rangers today.

Were just ****ed. Welcome to the police state Hans. Achtung! Halt! Papers please or be gunned down by the nazi jackbooted thugs.

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How stupid a mother****er must you be if somewhere in 107 years of living you have never learned firing a handgun at a police officer is a really bad ****ing idea if you want to see 108...
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Now this story makes more sense...

So you're saying he thought ninjas were breaking into his house?

You really want to stick with that story? Really?

If he's this mentally incompetent should he really have possession of a firearm?

That's like you possessing a computer with internet access.

Oh, wait...
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How stupid a mother****er must you be if somewhere in 107 years of living you have never learned firing a handgun at a police officer is a really bad ****ing idea if you want to see 108...
Odds of dementia are pretty high under the circumstances.
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